Friday, December 21, 2012

Rita Ora Had Sex With Jonah Hill While Dating Rob Kardashian

On a trip to New York, Rita Ora and Jonah Hill hooked up and spent the night together and presumably had sex. If Rob Kardashian is to be believed, Jonah probably had unprotected sex with Rita because that is how Rita rolls. Apparently Rob could handle Rita cheating with a bunch of nobodies like himself, but could not handle her having sex with someone who actually has real talent and a job. According to US Weekly, this is the reason Rob split with Rita.

57 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

Her taste in men is questionable.

Patty Mayonnaise said...

He must be packing. Lmaooo

Audrey said...

I really want to like Jonah Hill because he is so funny, but I get the feeling he's a douche when it comes to women.

allaboutkelli said...

In Rita's defense, Rob is so busy running his successful sock empire that he probably doesn't have time to please his lady.

camembert said...

Rita Ora is apparently willing to do anything for fame.

VIPblonde said...

This reminds me of something one of my sorority sisters told me in college. Her #1 dating rule is that the penis has to touch you before the belly does. Words to live by.

nudibelle said...

JONAH! fat again jonah, not even skinny jonah.. yo no se

FSP said...

There's something missing in this picture. Oh yeah, his neck.

Renoblondee said...

Who the hell is Rita Ora anyway?

IDoTheRobot said...

Yummy. *eye roll*

MISCH said...

No wonder they all have the Herp...

Veech said...

Am I the only one who adores Jonah? I would gladly have relations with him.

Maja With a J said...

Well, at least Rita Ora is getting mentioned in the media now, so I guess there is a winner.

Sandy said...

Gross on so many levels. Bleargh.

Sandy said...

Gross on so many levels. Bleargh.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Was not expecting that headline today.

mynerva said...

Ha!

dragon said...

Too bad ROb sock line didn't pick up

Sugar said...

I wish the headline said Rita Whora had oral sex with Jonsh Hill while having sex with Rob Kardashian. Way better that way!

Sarah said...

I hope that's not Jonah's o- face. Yuckk

DBZee said...

Jonah Hill gives me creepy vibe.

Echoing "who is Rita Ora"? Sounds like frozen french fries...

Wen said...

Ha Ha Kelli - Sock Empire

Nothing to see here. Just Pimp Momma's typical ploy for sympathy and press. I wonder how long she is going to drag this out? It's already expired, rotten and ready to be tossed in the trash.

hothotheat said...

I like all of these people so I don't know what to say here. Rob is the only Kardashian I like. He seemed fairly down to earth on DWTS.

curlyhairslacker said...

LMAO! @FSP's comment.

annabella said...

rita ora is a tragic example of how you do not diss the kartrashians. mommy dearest kartrashian was apparently f-ing anything that moved while she was married. and her favorite daughter made her fame getting urinated on in a sex tape that apparently mommy directed.

and we, the public, are supposed to be outraged because someone cheated on the sleazeball son of hers? seriously? poor rita ora. all anyone knows about her now is that she is a slut and had sex w/over 20 people while dating the hairy gorilla sock king.

seriously, its gross. mommy KKK probably is sending these press releases out to get the attention off of her impending divorce.

and for those people who are too young to know about bruce during his hey day, he was one of the best known and biggest athletes on the planet for a while there. as big as michael jordan was. she's made him into a sorry eunuch.

I used to be just disgusted by them all, now I think that they are evil. and shame on you tyler perry for putting that sorry slut into your latest movie.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I don't care what weight he is, Jonah Hill is one of the least sexy guys alive. And I only find him funny about 30 percent of the time. Mostly I see a guy who got famous on the bare minimum of talent and maximum connections.

This trick Rita Ora must be the biggest fame whore alive.

carolinec said...

if my girlfriend cheating on me with jonah i would dump her ass too. he is disgusting. and i bet his personality is too.

carolinec said...

*cheated

Nancy said...

I agree with you Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors.... I don't get Jonah Hill at all. He could be the best looking guy and I just don't find him funny or talented. Don't really care that Rita cheated on Rob K...but with Jonah Hill? Jonah Hill? I just don't get it.

bellaluna said...

Ewww. That is all.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Hee hee.

Kewi said...

A sense of humor can be sexy and change how someone is perceived but he isn't funny enough to be found sexy in any way shape or form......unless he grew a beard then Ke$ha would be all over that. Blech.

Sherry said...

What FSP, Nancy and Kewi said..just ugh!

Connie151 said...

Jonah Hill has real talent? Are you kidding me?

Mango said...

Someone must have told Rita that Jonah was a "big movie star" in the US.

DBZee said...

HAHAHA, Mango, that was gold!

Selock said...

Thissss 100%.

MadLyb said...

Good for her! We're talking about Rob Kardashian here. I applaud Rita Ora. The Kardashian spawn is attempting to slut-shame her, which speaks more to how pathetic he is than anything else.

God forbid a woman liking sex, and branching out to find satisfaction.

dragon said...
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dragon said...

I'll date Jonah over rob. He has a job.

csproat said...

Lmao!!!

ABlake said...

Ugh, Jonah Hill looks Just.Like and ex roommate of mine. He was the guy at parties who would follow folks around with stupid stories and random 'facts' (that were easily debunked) about movies and music. He had a story for everything and would talk over anyone (letting his voice get louder as he continued his story even after interrupting someone to share his bits of wisdom)

Then again, if this attention whore got with a Kardashian, her taste is obvious. She just wants fame and her piece of the pie.

Oddly enough, the one relationship ex-roommate had was with a dimbulb who managed to find time to sleep with 4 other guys during their 2 month relationship. Ended up leaving him for the (equally gross) next door neighbor.

Paper trail said...

She says she was never in a relationship with Rob, so who cares if she slept with Jonah? She can do whatever she wants! Just because Rob thinks they were dating, she is supposed to be a slut? Bullshit. Who hasn't gone out with someone a couple times, found out they having sex with someone else, then said well that's that. Did you give interviews on the subject? No. The Sock King needs to grow up and quit acting like a little bitch.

Paper trail said...

And by "sock king" I mean "loser."

fancyscreenname said...

Lol@the kardashian clan trying to "ruin" someone. We've really boosted their collective egos. SMH.....

fancyscreenname said...

Wrong thread^^

fancyscreenname said...

Oh, RIGHT thread...smh

nessa said...

@reno she sings but all i know about her is that she has sex with eeeeeveryone. allegedly.

ABlake said...

Um Paper Trail, your beloved Rob admitted that they were in a relationship,slept together and then whined that she cheated on him. This has since been 'leaked' (as in one of the K's needed Christmas money)

You know, because 2 dates with Rob I'm sure result in a respectful kiss on the cheek and escorting her to the door.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I love big fellas - I think there's more than a few women who do. I'm quite tall, though.

misspeg86 said...

@VIPblonde - THAT is gold!!!

PuggleWug said...

I'd bang an obese Gerard Depardeau (sp?) before Rob Kardashian. Entitled little twat.

Kraymond19 said...

Ummmmmmm... Whuck? I don't think Rob is @Paper Trail's beloved, @ABlake! What time did the chardonnay start yesterday?

chemical said...

*shallow moment* I gagged.

City Councilman Doug said...

She is apparently Rhianna's replacement. Her getting back with Chris Brown has done some serious damage to her credibility, and Jay-Z would be smart to cut his losses and let her wither on the vine. Rita has better pipes, and I automatically like her MORE for saying "So what if I did?"

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

She doesn't impress me as having near the same stage presence as Rhianna. Bruno Mars' ex is happy right about now...Bruno cheated on her with Rita. She wrote a long blog post (since deleted) about how he was stringing her along and lying to her while getting with Rita.

Unknown 1 said...

He seems like a real asshat. Why are sweet attractive women drawn to the jerks? It's a challenge, I say. Everyone loves a challenge.