Thursday, December 27, 2012

Today's Blind Items - They Had Sex

So, a couple had sex. Happens everyday. Has not happened to me in a long time, but it happens everyday. Nothing blind item worthy about that. Would it be blind item worthy if the guy was in a long term relationship and the female had been when it happened? A little more so, but still, kind of hum drum. This is the holiday season. Our senses are on overload. We all need more to really make us say oooh. Well, for a teaser, let me say that the guy is a celebrity, but probably a D lister. His significant other? A lister. Our guy also says he is sober, but in reality he drinks pretty much nonstop beginning at noon during the week and way earlier on the weekends. The female he had sex with is also a C list celebrity. Probably used to be almost A list as a celebrity. She is a huge drinker too. One thing leads to another and the couple is alone a few times after drinking and things happen. Not just once. Things have happened a few times. Did I mention that the female and the A list girlfriend are related? That makes it blind item worthy.

47 comments:

discoflux said...

Patty and Cathy Duke! They're cousins, identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends, different as night and day!

The young 'uns around here may not get that.

*karen* said...

Does Jessica Simpson's sperm donor/fiance claim to be sober?

__-__=__ said...

I think Simpsons too. Those poor girls. They were brought up watching relationship fraud. They will be lucky to ever get into a loving relationship any time in their life.

Gypsy said...

You are awesome! A hot dog makes her lose control! See how the clue fits?

Mister Fresh said...

Jason Trawick and Jamie Lynn Spears?

SweetDee said...

Melissa McCarthy is the A-lister (via awards for Bridesmaids and Mike and Molly), D-list husband is Ben Falcone, C-list celeb is her cousin, Jenny McCarthy.

Just a guess.

LottaColada said...

Melissa and Jenny are cousins?!
Mind = blown. I had no idea they were related.

gee-gee said...

When cousiiiiiins are two of a kiiiiiind!!!!

Great, discoflux. It's in my head now.

Renoblondee said...

I did not know they were cousins! Good guess!

Snit said...

ditto what lottacolada said!!

wow!

Basil said...

I probably wouldn't classify Trawick as any kind of celebrity, so I doubt it is him. Simpson's donor is a possiblity, and haven't there been blinds in the past about how sneaky and underhanded Asslee can be about Jessica?

Unknown 1 said...

Jessica and Asslee Simpson. YICK. If this is them, and if even a fraction of the blinds supposedly about them are true then Jess needs to cut Ass loose. My God.

LottaColada said...

Oooh I like the Jason & Jamie Lynn guess. I dobtk now if he's "sober" but I got to admit, Jamie adores her sister idk if she could do that to Brit Brit.

Jayme Campbell said...

what about Scott Disick and someone else? I'd say Kim but that doesn't seem right.

The Black Cat said...

If this is an old hollywood blind it could be Robert Wagner, Natalie and Lana Wood.

Nick Lachey, Jessica and Ashley

*karen* said...

I don't think this can be Melissa McCarthy/Ben Falcone/Jenny McCarthy because the blind specifies that the A list significant other is the D lister's girlfriend.

Since Enty is always referring to Miley's fiance as her boyfriend, I wouldn't rule out engaged couples for this.

Patty said...

Simpson, her baby daddy and Ashlee.

liteNOTSObrite said...

This is HIGH-larious! I love Cathy Duke!

Brea McCain said...

I like that guess!

SweetDee said...

Good catch Karen, though I'm sticking with it since it says "when it happened" and I'm sick of the stupid Simpsons. Plus Jenny seems like a bitch who would do that. Hard to see her getting on Ben Falcone though. LOL.

My mind was blown when I found the two are cousins as well. I read somewhere they don't get along because Jenny thought back in the day Melissa wanted her to help get her foot in the acting door and she said she should get famous on her own merits, and now Melissa is much more respected for her work. Probably because she thinks and writes and all Jenny does is get her beav and abs photographed.

katsm0711 said...

Yeah she's a nutty wackjob now but doesn't anyone remember when Jenny McCarthy was on MTV in her own show? She was stil wacky but she was cool and funny! Didn't anyone else like her show?

Now I KNOW I'm not the only one who loved Just Say Julie... Where is she now?

msgirl said...

I LOVED that show, ha! My husband was flicking thru channels last week and suddenly there was Patty Duke, I started singing the song and remembered all of the words.

msgirl said...

Oh and I'm also shocked those 2 are cousins. I have no idea who Ben Falcone is, off to google.

Helen Lawson said...

msgirl he was the guy on the plane she was hitting on in Bridesmaids.

mistang said...

Haha how about Scott Disick and Kris Jenner? Eww brain bleach!

canadachick said...

i'd be more likely to say Jessica Simpson , Tony Romo and Ashlee

HolidayinCambodia said...

I could see Jenny and Melissa. After all, they laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike.

I could lose my mind!

DBZee said...

Gross.

I read somewhere that Beyonce is a hard drinker. I think it was a makeup artist who said it.

nessa said...

@sweet noooooooo! i love melissa and ben :(

Diana G said...

This is totally Eric, Jessica and Ashlee. If you look on TMZ there are pics of them all on vacation in Hawaii. There's a pic of Ashlee purposely trying to do a "sexy" pose by sticking her butt out. She needs to get over herself.

SweetDee said...

@nessa, I love Melissa and Ben as well. I think my guess was just a subliminal effort to get us talking about the idea...it's kind of hilarious to imagine. Jenny Mc all up on Ben's jock...LOL

I think Kris and Disick is just as hilarious, though I can't straighten out the A/C/D listings there.

That sad, it's still probably Asslee and Jessica because let's face it, they are the ones who get play on this site! Boo.

Faith said...

I don't think this is the Simpsons. Jessica is not an A-lister. I also don't think the Kardashians work. Scott has never claimed to be sober. I don't think he believes he has a problem.

PotPourri said...

Jenny McCarthy is hosting Love in the Wild now. Don't see them doing the same men though. Ashley Simpson better not be doing that to Jessica.

Call me yndy... said...

Ha! LiLo couldn't hold a candle to Patty Duke, could she?

Jaiden_S said...

I think this is J-Lo, her boy toy and her sister who is an entertainment reporter. Or she used to be.

Agent**It said...

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Patty's only seen the sight. A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

I can't remember what I ate last night but thisis auto tuned in my head. Not sure I should thank you or curse you, disco !

Cherry blossom said...

Jenny basically announced it to the world about a year ago when she ''congratulated'' her cousin Melissa on her big award nomination.

discoflux said...

Neener.

Neener.

lutefisk said...

There aren't too many D list/A list couples out there. Jessica Simpson fits very nicely into this blind. That family is such a mess.

Sherry said...

Since I abhor Asslee I so hope this is the Simpleton clan. Hahahaha!

Color me surprised about Melissa and Jenny. Both are very funny but Melissa is a much more talented comic actress. Love her! I do like Jenny though.

andel said...

What about the Duff sisters?

Angela said...

ZsaZsa and Eva Gabor, with ZsaZsa's husband being the idiotic prince. Eva Gabor died in 1995, but it just takes a good grave robber and some money.

megan00m said...

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, William Mapother....blinds canbe past tense.

megan00m said...

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, William Mapother....blinds canbe past tense.

gail from Long Island said...

Just want to give props to my uncle, Sid Ramin, who wrote the theme from the Patty Duke Show!

discoflux said...

Woot! Thanks for piping up, Gail! I sing it at random all the time and absolutely love it.

bonni said...

Ashley Simpson is gonna ruin things between her and her sister forever. sad for Jessica.