Friday, December 28, 2012

Tom Cruise Has An "American Pie" Fetish

Maybe Tom Cruise likes to feel like he is a part of the cast of American Pie or maybe Tom Cruise likes to feel like he is one of the guys on American Pie. Whatever the case, Tom is working his way through the exes of the cast of American Pie. He married Katie Holmes who used to date Chris Klein and now his latest date, Cynthia Jorge used to date Seann William Scott, who played Stiffler. So, if you dated Jason Biggs, or Thomas Ian Nichols or Eddie Kaye Thomas, look in your rearview mirror because the Tominator is coming.

27 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Her bewb looks wonky

nolachickee said...

So he likes sloppy seconds of pie. Yeah, just couldn't help myself.

FSP said...

lol@rcb

dia papaya said...

Happy Friday Carebear! I love that your only comment about this train wreck is wonky bewb. Haha! I'm changing my handle to Wonky Bewbs! The Tominator is cracking me up today too, maybe bc I'm envisioning Tom and Nick Stahl in a stall together enjoying some XXXtra classy videos!

Mimosa!

ReesesPeace said...

As a wonky-bewbed person, I take offense!!! No discrimination against Wonky Bewbs, tyvm!! ;(

This is a non-story. Why? lol

ReesesPeace said...

lmfao @nolachickee

Miri said...

Sean William Scott is also gay, so maybe it's really him Tommy is dating.

rejectedcarebear said...

happy friday to you as well Dia! Are you going to see The Hobbit again this weekend? I've been so busy with work and the holidays I haven't had a chance to see it yet! I've been watching the baby on my days off. Not that I'm complaining :)

Roman Holiday said...

Tominator HA!!!!! Love it!!

Happy Friday peoples!!!

dia papaya said...

Carebear!!! I've missed you so! My inner nerd girl demanded I see it twice. First in the regular way. Second time, in HFR with the dumb glasses. I say pass on HFR. It looked like a bad soap opera.

I'm glad I went twice bc the first time I was sick and hacking the whole time and angry that Peter Jackson changed the story. How dare he!!! Second go around I was watching as if I knew nothing about the story and enjoyed it more.

There you go. Dia Ps unofficial review. I kinda want to see it again. I may need some help soon for this addiction ;)

Kloie said...

@ Miri - yeah, I was going to say, doesn't SWS like men?

curlyhairslacker said...

Ha! The Tominator, I like it!

Happy Friday peeps!

dia papaya said...

SWS likes men? Really??? Why are all my crushes gay men? Hmmm... I also really like Middle Earth and hobbits and elves. I may have a serious problem, people!

Sugar said...

Her boob looks like a torpedo.

Sugar said...

I see Rejected already noticed said boobie and I believe the wonky description hits the nail on the head.

DBZee said...

The Tominator, wonky bewbs - Friday gifts!

T. E. Cuz said...

sws is gay??

0.0

Tippie Toes said...

No her nose needs a job! That is whats wonky about her

Sherry said...

So she's 26. How does this fit the age matrix? I forget the years difference the next one was supposed to be.

Erin B said...

Maybe she likes bearding?

canadachick said...

NO NO NO Stiffler isn't gay that ruins so many fantasies for me :(

Kloie said...

The SWS being gay thing was from a Ted C. blind, so take it for what you will...

IMakeNoSense said...

And i bet you're just perfect

feraltart said...

Carebear & Dia, I saw The Hobbit & loved it, but I didn't mind the 3D.

Ramone Love said...

I hear he has a cream pie fetish as well.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Why doesn't he just date the American Pie actresses themselves? Mena, Natasha, Elizabeth, Tara? Oh my. Can you imagine Tara and Tom together?

Unknown 1 said...

The wonky boob is because she's not wearing a bra. How many women go braless outside the house these days? And to a photographed event? Miri makes a great point re: Sean W. Scott being Gay, perhaps she's a regular in the beard game and that's why she's up for consideration?