Monday, January 07, 2013

Blind Item #2

This still a minor by a long shot and the offspring of an A list celebrity has been sleeping with her bodyguard who is at least twice as old as our offspring. I wonder if her mom knows.

75 comments:

DBZee said...
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Derek Harvey said...

Willow Smith

SusanB said...

Rumer isn't a minor. Willow Smith is a great guess!

plrtz glrb said...

I don't think any of the unfortunate looking Willis girls are minors, but I don't have a better guess

dia papaya said...

Clint Eastwood's youngest daughter?

Or Willow Smith?

Or Melanie & Antonio's kid?

So many possibilities...

*karen* said...

One of the Jenner girls? Is Kris considered an A list celebrity?

shelly said...

Lourdes! Maddonas daughter

discoflux said...

Ireland Baldwin?

lc said...

Lourdes Leon, Madonna's daughter.

lc said...

Lourdes Leon, Madonna's daughter.

Amber said...

Hmmm...I like @karen's train of thought. It points out the mother, and what mother is more involved than PMK? Under-age by a long shot would be Kylie Jenner.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Lourdes sounds like an excellent guess. The other girls mentioned have more than one A list parent, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Amber said...

Oh, I could also lean toward Lourdes. Love that guess, too.

rejectedcarebear said...

Lourdes- only because Ent makes it seems like only one of her parents is a celebrity

ButterKwup said...

Yeah, I would guess Lourdes.

fancyscreenname said...

WONDER IF HER MOM KNOWS could b a clue. Why does the mom stand out? Is she single? Is she really important?

I guess LOURDES.....

*karen* said...

I like the Loudes guess better than mine now!

Amber said...

Lourdes is in the DM.

dia papaya said...

The only reason I do t think it's Lourdes is bc she'll be 17 this year - almost an adult.

dia papaya said...

*don't

Damn autocrap autocorrect.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I wonder why Lourdes would need a bodyguard, though. I've seen her and her father walking the streets of NYC, seemingly on their own - although that was a few years ago.

That said, given Madonna's emphasis on extreme sexuality and sexual freedom, it would be very interesting to see how she would react to this situation, if it is indeed Lourdes.

MontanaMarriott said...

Madonna is very protective of her children and has a BG that follows Lourdes and waits for her outside Laguardis the high school for performing arts she attends, since the school will not allow him to stay inside the premises.

Ari said...

Lourdes is badass!

FrenchGirl said...

Lourdes is 16 because(she's in DailyMail today) it only say "her mother" but i don't know if she has her own bodyguard

hunter said...

I really like the Lourdes guess, not bad!

B said...

I'm on board w/ the Lourdes guess. But as someone else mentioned, is 16 really "a minor by a long shot"?

Tracey Phelps said...

RILLY RILLY hope that this isn't Willow. I am friends with the Smith kids' ex-overnight bodyguard and he's a good dude... Too bad they hired a loser (if it's true!).

BunniFooFoo said...

Cynthia Crawford's daughter, perhaps?

tealily said...

I like the Lourdes guess. Mom + A-list sounds like Madonna to me.

Sandbox720 said...

Willow Smith is 12....let's hope to god it isnt her.

CanadianMiss said...

I agree with the Lourdes guess. I don't know consent laws in the states, but at that age, isn't it statutory rape if if there is a 2 year age difference or more?

MadLyb said...

I'm with the Lourdes guess.

Frufra said...

What kind of an elaborate prison have you fashioned for yourself if your children need overnight bodyguards? I don't know why anyone would aspire to that level of fame :-(.

Feed Watcher said...

I predict Lourdes will provide us all years of gossip and infotainment.

JSierra said...

Yuck. It makes you wonder how long it has been going on.

Vera L- said...

Lourdes. A friends son is her classmate, sister gets around!

Turkish Taffy said...

My immediate first thought was Lourdes.

parissucksliterally said...

Willow is 12. I hope to G-D it ain't her.

Lourdes is a very good guess.

ino said...

Gross. I wonder which country this kid lives in. The age of consent in some places in Europe is as low as 12 (side-eyeing Spain).

Renoblondee said...

Lourdes is the best guess. That girl is gorgeous.

Andy said...

Serouisly, Reno. I saw the bikini shots of her last summer and couldn't believe she was 14.

timebob said...

I think the age of consent in NY is 17 if it's Lourdes.

Tuxedo Cat said...

OMG I am already steaming mad on behalf of this mom. There is no excuse for such unprofessional behaviour. I would not want to be him when the parents find out.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Lourdes. The wonder if mom knows quote is maybe because Madonna is also into big age differences. Or she is sleeping with him too; twice the age is about 35 for the bodyguard, old enough for Lourdes, young enough for Madge.

This woulnd't work for Willow and her mom, because Jada is a rumored lesbian and is bearding for a gay Will Smith.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Edit: bodyguard would be 32, not 35. Even better for Madge xD

goes in circles said...

Lourdes!

Maya Sambora said...

There was a blind insinuating that Willow is gay, so is the bodyguard female? Not likely...

Sherry said...

But it says "still a minor by a long shot". If the age of consent is 17 in NY and Lourdes is 16 that is not too far off. NOT that I think that makes it ok at all. But it would be sad if it was Willow. 12? Seriously? She's just a child.

Maya Sambora said...

Call me cruel, but I would love for this to be Lourdes! I really hope she puts her mom through hell! Madonna really just needs to be taught a lesson!

MinnieSaSa said...

Definitely Lourdes and I read it the same way. I think the wonder if mom knows part is referring to Madonna's relationships with young men.

Cheryl said...

The wonder if mom knows part also refers to Madonna's control freak nature. Is Lourdes sneaking around or does mom approve?

clynn said...

Maybe mom is sleeping with the bodyguard too

Charis said...

Do you remember when Madonna hit the roof because there were the pictures of Lourdes smoking?

Mala Propism said...

That's the part people don't realize beforehand. Fame and money come with their own problems. An average family might worry about where the money for braces for their kids will come from, a wealthy/famous one has to worry about kidnapping & ransom demands.

Topper Madison said...

I will never understand all the Madonna hate. She's awesome and always will be.

Sarah said...

Lourdes is pretty and doesn't exactly do what Madonna wants, I'm onboard. Last summer she got in trouble over smoking, quit the tour, and I think she moved to an apartment in NY to attend school.
She's the payback kid.

Basil said...

This is Lourdes. Let's see how Madonna handles that.

Yuffie said...

I immediately thought of Lourdes.

lalababy said...

There is a line in "Papa Don't Preach" that says, "But you should know by now, I'm not a baby." Perhaps relates to the "wonder if her mom knows" comment....

portlandjewel said...

Yeah. That's what I was thinking!

marlolovespaty said...

Kenall or Kylie Jenner. If her mom knew, she'd make a tape of it...

Icecat said...

Kylie has always been such a rebel. I think this is her, although there are no secrets in that family....

And, have I missed something? Why all the references to the DM pics? Are the sites related somehow?

Mango said...

Not the younger Eastwood girl. Clint's wife seems like a helicopter mom. Even hovers over the other daughter, the one by Frances Fisher.

I agree that Lourdes is a great guess. Didn't Madonna buy Lourdes her own apartment? As if the one they live in now isn't friggin' huge enough?

Note to Hollywood and rich people in general: When hiring nannies and bodyguards, HIRE THE UGLY ONES!

Gabby said...

Definitely thought of Lourdes. Like above posters said, if it was Willow wouldn't Enty have said her parents?

BitterBlondin said...

I immedately thought of Lily Rose Depp. But maybe lourdes is more appropriate, age-wise.

Me said...

ava sambora. her parenta have allowed her to go out looking like a tart since her 13th birthday. the most appropriate accessory she could have on many occasions would be a body guard. and both parents have had their own issues.

Mother Superior said...

I immediately thought of Heidi Klum's daughter! The oldest one Oh god she's really young though, 9 or 10?

__-__=__ said...

Willow is gay?!?!?!?! I thought all boys have cooties until at least 14 or 15!

Kalypso said...

How old is Ava Philippe?

Aoife said...

Lourdes but Ava Sambora is an intriguing guess.

mistang said...

Kylie Jenner. I read that last line as Kris Jenner. Because, for most moms, we would be pissed if we knew about our "minor by a long shot" daughter was sleeping with someone we hired to protect them. Kris Jenner is not like most moms, or most humans for that matter, so I think the last line gives the impression that this mother could possibly have an idea of what's going on and is figuring out to handle it with publicity and money. Any other mom would find an immediate way to end it.

Jazzy said...

Yes, I like this guess.

The Black Cat said...

Paris Jackson

Cecilia00 said...

I'm going with Lourdes. I feel like if it were the other guesses it would say "I wonder I'd her parents know" Willow, Ava, and Kylie all have famous fathers.

Karen Dögg Úlfarsdóttir said...

Lily-Rose Melody Depp. I remember reading a blind that was thought to be about her. She's going off the rails and Vanessa doesn't even realize. Also the way she dresses is appalling. She's only 13 but she's incredibly beautiful.