Thursday, January 10, 2013

Blind Item #3

This almost A list comedic actor who is A list not really for his movies, but for everything else he does managed to convince this C list celebrity ex-wife of an A list actor to sleep with the comedic actor. he said he could cleanse her of all her issues. She fell for it. She has also started showing up around his place and attending the same classes he attends.

46 comments:

Jolene Jolene said...

Seth McFarlane and...

SKOR said...

I thought of Eddie Murphy for the A list comedic actor

Count Jerkula said...

Robin Wright?

Renoblondee said...

Denise Richards for the ex?

gloaming said...

Rusell Brand and someone

Gabby said...

could the C-list ex-wife be Brooke Mueller? Is Charlie Sheen still considered A List?

FrenchGirl said...
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FSP said...

I like gloaming's guess.

MaeMae said...

Would Charlie Sheen be considered A-list? If so...perhaps Russell Brand and Brooke Mueller? "Cleansing her of her issues" sounds like a line Russell would pull.

FrenchGirl said...
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VIPblonde said...

@gloaming You got it. The actor has to be Russell Brand. He's always going to yoga classes. No idea for the ex-wife though

plrtz glrb said...

Yeah, I read Russell brand. demi Moore maybe?

Jason said...

Seth MacFarlane doesn't seem to be dating Emilia Clarke anymore, so I guess that's possible.

I'm surprised anytime he's linked to a lady, though. His door seems like it swings the other way.

VIPblonde said...

@MaeMae got it. In separate articles in the DM, both Brooke Mueller and Russell Brand are pictured coming out of yoga classes. Good work!!

MaeMae said...

Hah, I didn't even look at the DM this time.

Cheryl said...

Yuck! Talk about strange strange.

FrenchGirl said...

You nails @MaeMae: Brand and Mueller are together in Daily Mail and she goes to yoga class

LottaColada said...

Seth MacFarlene is supposedly dating Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones and his dating history suggests he like them young-ish.

Russel is a great guess gloaming.

auntliddy said...

Who the hell would fall for this? That someone can cleanse your issues? C'mon, you have to bring something to the table too- like your brain!!!!

Stacy said...

Russell was also shown with Juliette Lewis @ a yoga class...she's Brad Pitt's ex and def C list.

Stacy said...

oops, missed the "wife" part...scratch that.

VIPblonde said...

@auntliddy Isn't the idea of Russell Brand's peen being used as a cleansing agent sort of an oxymoron?

eris hilton said...

Could it be James Franco, taking classes, known for all the other stuff he does...?

Count Jerkula said...

pltrz glrb mentioned Demi Moore. For the first time, I recently saw her nude pics from a 1981 photo shoot and WOW, she was BEAUTIFUL. Since she became a Franken-whore around Striptease and gone absolutely batshit since Kelso split, I forgot how drop dead gorgeous she was.

Anyone seeking out the pics remember, they are from 1981. She has the darkest, thickest, biggest bush I ever seen, save for a pic of a Pakistani woman that didn't shave her legs. That one's bush went from her belly button to her knees. Oh, and Demi's pics weren't from lame ass Playboy. No B-hole pics, but there some good ones.

Trey said...

Brand is a recovering addict. Mueller has addiction issues. This makes complete sense, and you know, he's been fairly successful staying off drugs so maybe he can help her.

__-__=__ said...

You guys are crackin' me up here! Too funny!! And nooooooooooo - Juliette Lewis can never be C list. NEVER!!

lc said...

@_-_=_ I agree about Juliette Lewis.

Becki Allen said...

I thought Russell Brand at first too.I love the Brooke Mueller guess too.

Tuxedo Cat said...
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Sarah said...

Earning your moniker today, I see! ;)

Sarah said...

I agree! Brooke is the mother to twin toddlers with two addict parents, I sincerely hope Russell has answers for her

Under the Big Skyy said...

Count Jerk: I love to sit and drink my morning coffee and read your detailed comments. The vision of your "bush" description(s) take me back to 80's porn.

kelly said...

Brooke Muehler C list? Celebrity?

No effing way. She's got to be DDDDD

Renoblondee said...

I saw that pic of Demi and her bush is definitely 80's. Big hair decade fer sure. Ha

Mango said...

@ Count Jerkula - OMG! LMFAO! I just googled that pic and it looks like she has a kitten lying between her legs! When she gets waxed they probably block out the afternoon, lol.

Sherry said...

@Count Jerkula: Remember Demi never admitted to that being her in Oui magazine (and to show you how old I am, I saw them when they first came out!)

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you all.

I REALLLY wish there was a B-hole shot, cause that is my thing and cause I would stare in wonder at the copious amount of hair. This woman prolly had to blow dry her butt crack! I have heard rumor of spread lip pics from a Oui magazine of that era, but have not been able to procure them.

Good Day.

Count Jerkula said...

@ Sherry, I didn't know that. Looks like her. Nowadays Porn companies are required to maintain 2257 info, which is 2 forms of ID and a signed release. Some companies go so far as to video and photograph the performer holding the IDs, signing the release and asking questions in attempt to absolve themselves from potential future litigation.

As young as she is in those pics, I wonder if she was the one in blind about the botched porno tape. I didn't read that blind as being so old though.

Anna Namiss said...

Oh my God, come on guys, can we please not go into minute details about Demi's nether regions? I'm gettin skeeved out here. I've seen it on DListed, thankfully everything's covered because of the shrubbery, but we don't need to speculate on her other "areas".

Della said...

YIKES! That is scary. She needs a weed wacker to tame that mess!

BobNYC said...

This is why Ashton left Demi - he got tired of having to carry a road map into the forest.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Recipe exchanges are starting to look better and better.

Jenn said...

Well,really Demi's eyebrows in the 80's are a clue to the tundra down unda. I'm not going to look at those pics. Maybe she'll let it grow out and her and Walter Goggins from Justified can get together. He'd be ecstatic.

annabella said...

count jerkula, I find your comments disgusting. I hope enty blocks you. I imagine that you are some loser w/no social skills.

Spike Gomes said...

Everyone going on about how gross it all is in those pictures...

You know, I really really feel I was born too late. That's all I got to say about that.

bri swartley said...

Excellent!