Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Blind Item #4

When they talk about reality shows, it is going to have to be very real for this B list celebrity who, without the show would be a D until the next Olympics. Apparently he is so dumb that unless significant editing is done on the show he is going to look like an idiot. He can't seem to manage to re-shoot anything without looking stiff and the only talent he appears to have is showing off his body and telling women who he is. When they draw a blank he then pulls out his phone and shows them photos of his accomplishments. He has nothing else going for him.

52 comments:

Lulu G said...

It has to be Ryan Lochte. Too bad he turned out to be such an a$$clown

MadLyb said...

We all know who this one is, LOL.

Erin4686 said...

Duh I give it three wets. (lochte)

Vicki Cupper said...

Has to be Lochte. They were talking about his reality show on the radio this morning.

auntliddy said...

No clue as to who this is.

saycheese said...

the show's called 'What would Ryan Lochte Do?' on E! network. he's developing a fashion line too

saycheese said...

Jeah!!

MISCH said...

Such a pretty boy with an empty head...

Jolene Jolene said...

Why is this even blind?

*karen* said...

I don't watch reality shows, but I almost want to see this one.

JSierra said...

Does anyone else think his stomach is weird? It is concave and a really weird chape

LottaColada said...

Oh man, just what we need, a male version of Jessica Simpson!

Sometimes I watch old episodes of Newlyweds on YouTube, that was ratings gold back then.

Mamaroni said...

Yes yes yes!
And he's only cute at certain angles, not worth it to be so dumb

timebob said...

I have to say that SNL news skit with Ryan doing a review of the fall tv shows (by Seth Macfarlane) and what a borderline retard Ryan is was too funny.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-ryan-lochte/1417078/

I give his new reality show on E! three swims!

FrenchGirl said...

http://www.salon.com/2013/01/08/ryan_lochte_is_getting_a_reality_tv_show/

Jason said...

This might be the easiest blind ever posted here.

nevermindthat said...

Too Easy there's a post on Celebitchy about his reality show.

Maximus said...

No EASY EASY for this Lochte mess?

Amber said...

OT: I just left a link for those interested in the leggings on the Emma Watson thread.

I can't figure out if I feel bad for Ryan Lochte or not. He really seems like a total moron, doesn't he? I'm not sure if it's embarrassing for him, or just everyone else.

SueRH said...

Easy peasy!

Silly Girl said...

I can't wait to see the new Joe Schmo show, tho! (it rhymes...) Seriously, that one was awesome! I hope this season is just as good! I wonder whatever happened to the first guy?

yodelay said...

He reminds me of Joey Lawrence's character on Blossom. Whoa!

hunter said...

Jeah! I also think his stomach is a bit odd compared to most athletes. Whatever, nice to look at but dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Noel said...

Yes it's definitely Ryan

lalalalauren said...

On the Blind Item Easy Scale, I give this blind: four swims.

Sherry said...

I like 'em big and stoopid should be the name of his show.

libby said...

It feels so weird, this blind bein' dry.

libby said...

That was for (Mayor) timebob, sir.

Humor Me said...

Too easy - Lulu called it. Just read about the show on other site.

greenmountaingal said...

Ryan Lochte should just be a nude model (in addition to being a swimmer). He really shouldn't be allowed to speak.

Vera L- said...

Whenever I read Jeah! I giggle. I can't help it.

Watched the 30 Rock with him last night. I'd hit it.

Vera L- said...

Whenever I read Jeah! I giggle. I can't help it.

Watched the 30 Rock with him last night. I'd hit it.

Anna Nawmys said...

He could do modeling and endorsements, something where he has to keep his mouth shut. Himbos do nothing for me.

NomNom83 said...

Someone get Lochte a juice.

Silly Girl said...

@Anna....Himbos...haven't heard that in a long time! Still cracks me up!

Sarah said...

You can be dumb OR a butterface, but not dumb and a butterface.

figgy said...

Ever since I saw the interview with him in his closet with the grill and the shoes that make footprints of his name I just can't.

Ari said...

when you're training like an animal to win gold medals you don't do much studying

All about Eve said...

Even I got this one! Maybe he can return his ridiculous grillz when the money dries up.

Robert said...

@Sherry: Nice Julie Brown reference! Great song!

MalibuBarbie said...

I worked with a photographer who used to tell this joke: "How do you drown a male model? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool." I think we need to change it to Lochte.

SillyLily said...

I went to University of Florida, where he swam in college (and continues to train), and can confirm that in my experience he isn't the brightest. I'd see him out at bars and stuff, and he actually came off as a pretty nice guy, but yeah, kinda dumb. Sucks because with that face/body there is so much potential...but so little going on upstairs.

jennifer hansen said...

reading these responses i have to say i feel like i'm the only one on here who doesn't find him attractive. :/ lol

Unknown said...

I have it on good authority he likes head from dudes.

Sherry said...

Thanks Robert..We're showing our age.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Poor Ryan. Keep your mouth closed dear.

Mark B said...

If it said "foreign born" i'd have guessed Tom Daley (see the reviews of his show "Splash") but yeah, Lochte is the obvious answer.

nessa said...

@say first, your name and icon combo is hilarious!!
second, a fashion line?! jesus -_-

PuggleWug said...

Omg, I loved Joe Schmo! This is great news! I find Ryan Lochte attractive, until he smiles. He has an odd looking smiling. Also, when he speaks, he isn't too attractive.

Beta said...

At this point some blinds are pointless, this is not even a blind, its been reported:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ryan-Lochte-gets-reality-show-What-Would-Ryan-Lochte-do/25591

Supermom said...

Lol..that skit was hilarious. My husband and I still call Go On Goon :-)

Gabby said...

I didn't even know that Ryan Lochte was getting a show and I knew this was him. Has anyone seen his twitter? Talk about IDIOT!