Blind Item #5
This just about A list mostly television actress has decided that no one wants her anymore and she misses being the center of attention. Back in the day she could get anyone she wanted and now the only guys asking her out are all 20 years older than her. She still wants the dream, but is spending most nights alone in her house in her sweats so don't be surprised if for the first time ever she does something that guys have wanted her to do for 15 years. Playboy.
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Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Hate to use the go to, but Jennifer love Hewitt?
Totally fits JLH
I also thought Jennifer Love Hewitt.
I also thought Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Has Heather Locklear ever done Playboy?
JLH is gonna set the girls freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Prepare to be vajazzled!!
Alyssa Milano designed a rhinestoney line of women's athletic clothing for Major League Baseball. I think she's the one "in her sweats."
Alyssa is a great guess, but she's pretty happily married with a kid. I don't see her worrying about guys asking her out.
15 years ago + 18 years old (age to pose in Playboy) = 33, JLH's age for another month.
Alyssa Milano is married. Durrrr.
JLH is photographed in VS sweats a lot, or she used to be. When people still cared.
Alyssa Milano has already done nude photoshoots.
If it's JLH, she needn't worry. The guy who won the NASCAR title last year has had a longstanding crush on her, and he's not 30 yet.
Heather Locklear is a little older than I am (I'm 50). For her, it wouldn't be 15 years, it would be more than 30 years.
I have no guess, but for fun I am going to say the Olsen twins.
I wish Enty would keep his own spreadsheet of what rating he gives actors/actresses, because this totally fits JLH but I think he usually refers to her as A list.
JLH in Playboy is something I'd pay to see. I tend to collect issues where my crushes finally appear. I stumbled onto my stash while moving this summer and the Tiffany spread still makes me giddy.
LOL. Good one, that's funny :) Once after hearing JLH talk about vagazaling on some talk show, I had to Google it to understand this concept. Wowza!
Don't talk about my woman!
jennifer love hewitt is Ew! i doubt guys have wanted her to pose nude, least of all for 15yrs. alyssa milano is hot tho...but A list?
Playboy is the way to go for JLH. I don't think there will be as much air brushing needed as those horrible Lohan pics. Probably just iron out the rumples you see when she gets papped on the beach.
Those Lohan Playboy pics might as well have been labeled "An Artist's Rendition".
One of my friends and I went to a antique mall recently and came across a stash of Playboy mags from the 80's..we wanted to check out the old style "bushes" lol..it was total comedy because here we are, 2 chicks huddled up in the corner looking at Playboy mags hoping no one catches us. Ahh, what every red blooded American boy has probably done, we did as women. Ramdom comment :)
Teri Hatcher? Could be JLH though.
Just to throw out another name- Eva Longoria.
First time poster here!
Cameron Diaz
10-4, when I was about 12 or 13, my friend and I would look at her dad's Playboys when I would sleep over at her house. It was fascinating.
Nice sleuthing!
He'd, please make sure you catch every glorious vajazzled gem! I'd hate to see a baldy or landing strip after all these years of titillation! Lol
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Alyssa Milano has posed nude in a magazine already so I don't think it's her.
JLH fits here. How many pap shots of her in sweats have you seen over the years? Scores? Hundreds? More?
Haha. Nice! Yah I was 8 or so when I found my dads stash of Penthouse--talk about fascinating!! I probably looked at them as much as he did. Even my mom didn't know he has them. It came up in convo with her when I took a Human Sexuality class in college, and she was like "what?! Your father had porn?!". I'm like "yep, in the zipper pouch in his hanging travel bag" * big grin*
Side note- got a B in Human Sexuality, wtf?! Total shame.
I'm sticking with the JLH guess, she tweeted the other day (or today) about wanting to be part of Maxim's TOP 50 Hottest Women so she probably wants to show the world she's still got it (or something like that)
We (girls in the apt. complex)found the Mr. Hall's (upstairs neighbors)collection of Playboys they had thrown onto the sidewalk for someone to pick up when we were maybe 10 and we too were fascinated. Lisa said her parents wouldn't care if she looked at "nude women, it's natural." I was astounded at the word, the women and the openness in Lisa's household. And these were 60's Playboys BTW.
JLH looks great and glad she's doing it.
Count: Nothing "artistic" about the photoshopping of Liho. If that was supposed to make her look good...Ugh!!!Imagine what she looked before they worked their "magic".
JLH for sure. I don't know why I like her, but I do.
Jennifer Aniston, she had to have bought those votes that got her that People's Choice too!
It definitely sounds like JLH. She used to complain about wanting to be taken seriously as an actress. This won't help.
Too bad it sounds as if she's selling out - I thought she was different. She always has been insecure, though -- that is no secret.
Great guess f.a.d.! Something About Mary came out in '98.
Oh wait, it says mostly television actress.
The whole collection of Party of Five is On Demand right now and I have been on a marathon for two weeks. JLH had a crazy body for being 16 or whatever she was. All I can think about when I watch the show though is all the blind items we have guessed and Scott Wolf and Enty's trip to Amsterdam, lol.
Thanks tara17
I just noticed the television actress part too.
I can still envision Cameron doing this though haha
Mmmmm. Eva Longoria maybe....
Courtney Cox
I could see this being Eva. Last time she got any press, was when she acted the fool on twitter.
She's married with a child. Not her.
JHL is NOT A list... *maybe* A list by name at most
Oops JLH^
Probably JLH. How about Jennie Garth, though...
1. If JLH isn't television's version of "A List" I don't know what is. Also, whoever said no guys want to see Jennifer Love Hugetits naked, obviously doesn't know many guys. She's famous for her slamming, curvy body.
I dunno about Eva. She seems kind of uppity. Like she thinks she's too good to do something like that. I wouldn't be surprised if she'd try to marry a prince or at the very least a nobleman with a title so everyone could curtsey and call her Lady Eva.
I was gonna guess Nicole Eggert but she's never been A list that I know of. She was non"What Not To Wear" last night and she said she always wears/wore sweats.
Jenny Garth: Pretty in her day, not bad now, but never someone the masses were clamoring for.
Eva: Agree with Mango.
I have an investment/retirement plan for the just come of age starlets and singers. Shortly after her 18th birthday, hire a quality professional photographer to take nude shots of her. When contacting the photographer, ask what kind of media the camera uses. Later, when she arrives at the studio, hand him the media card and tell him all photos go on there. Shoots over, he hands over the card of raw images, and the starlet puts it in a safety deposit box until the day comes when she is desperate for attention or money. I concocted this theory while stoned, when Britney Spears became legal, so I call it the Britney Retirement Plan. Thought being, Britney nudes at 18 would move more magazines than Britney at 40.
I also had a friend that had a dad with Playboys. We were about 10 or 11 and we'd go over them every time I went to her house. Guess we weren't alone!
I also thought JLH for this one.
I just had to google that. What-the-hell!
Enty consistently refers to JLH as solidly TV A list, not "just about" (and often prefaced by, "as much as I hate to say it"). She has/is headlined 2 very successful TV hit shows and was part of the ensemble cast of a third.
And whoever thinks no one wants to see JLH in Playboy is clearly not a guy and/or has vision problems. She has a slammin' body (and I say that as a heterosexual woman).
OT: but I have no idea where else to post this. Last November Enty posted this article
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/11/female-lawyer-who-works-for-anti-gay.html
The woman in question has been convicted of child exploitation. But the really bad bad bad thing about this case is the child in question was her own daughter. She not only taped her having sex with men (in Niagra Falls and at her own house), but she participated as well performing oral on her own kid. And this is a woman who hates gay marriage. I was so shocked when I read that today I had to share it with everyone here so I wouldn't be shocked alone.
Good point!
It's me! Well except for the part about being a famous TV actress... sure does describe me otherwise (as I sit on my sofa in track pants ...)
The worst part about photoshopping Lindsay Lohan photos is you have to digitally remove her jewelry. It's probably all stolen, and you don't want your pix used as evidence!
ZING!
First thought that came into my head as well
Jenny McCarthy of course.
Count, your plan is brilliant!
Thank you. Problem is most of these young broads have human and sometimes estrogen rich handlers instead of the pervs like the people that pay attention to them. My Creep Consulting, LLC venture never got off the ground though.
Thank you. Problem is most of these young broads have human and sometimes estrogen rich handlers instead of the pervs like the people that pay attention to them. My Creep Consulting, LLC venture never got off the ground though.
Katie Holmes? She was in don't be afraid of the dark.. A reference to alone in the house?
Katie Holmes? She was in don't be afraid of the dark.. A reference to alone in the house?
I'm going with JLH too, girl needs a Huzbin now!
Count Jerkula - Your plan needs one change: Have the photographer go to her, instead of going to the guy's studio. Too easy to hide a spy camera. The idea is perfect, however, if it's from the viewpoint of the photographer!
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