Monday, January 14, 2013

Blind Item #7

This A+ list all movie actor talks a good game but there is no way he is going back to his wife or even try and make up with her. He just doesn't want the press to ask him any questions. Truth is there have been one woman after another that he has been seeing while trying to repair his marriage. The ones who share his bondage fantasies get to come back for another night. This will be revealed.

56 comments:

katydid said...

Russell Crowe?

Cathy said...

Has Russell Crowe been talking about fixing things with his wife?

Ms.Happenstance said...

Russel Crowe

Armadillo Cake said...

Russell Crowe and Dita von Teese in the DM today....

MISCH said...

He doesn't want to pay up so he'll stall and stall

125records said...

Also in the Huffington Post.

*jen said...

Russell Crow + bondage = yark.

Amber said...

I hope it's Matthew Broderick, even though I know it isn't. I'm picturing him with a ball gag in my head and it's making me laugh.

Elizabeth said...

Russell Crowe is into bondage? Who gets tied up? Isn't it usually the guy with power that likes to be humiliated? Or is bondage the only way he can keep someone in the room?

timebob said...

oh please tell me Russell likes to get spanked like a bad boy...

NapAssasin said...

@Amber - FTW! OMG that is the guess of the day. That is an image of a thousand LOLs!

Frufra said...

Nailed it, 125. Is it just me, or does everyone hate when people facebook or tweet how many miles they've run/biked? I mean, I get sharing it with a group of fellow atheletes, or even a group of friends who are supporting each other in their fitness goals - otherwise, it's just plain Braggy Smurf. I think I'm going to start posting how many loads of laundry I do in a day.

JoElla said...

I know Frufra! When I see those posts I wonder if they are being chased or were there zombies?! Maybe a while bear after them.

@Amber.. no..... I was eating lunch LOL

crila16 said...

Russell Crowe

jaamillion said...

Russell Crowe is a great guess but I was thinking Danny Devito. He mentioned that he and Rhea might be working things out and I hate to say I could totally see him
into the bondage thing.

Count Jerkula said...

David Arquette. If I were Courtney, I'da tied him up and beat him 3 times a week. She probably got frustrated that after all them years of beatings, he still wouldn't shut up and listen.

Supermom said...

I got it!! Russhoe Crowe!

janele said...

Just to be different, I'm going to say Tom Cruise. I remember a blind item Enty had in which Leelee Sobieski is the alleged dominatrix who stayed with Tom Cruise at a hotel (while he was still married to Katie). And apparently, there was no sex involved.

mynerva said...

Russell FTW. I'd have no problem tying him up. But Id walk out and leave him there. Turd.

Armadillo Cake said...

....I have done none of the above.....except take on board the expression, "Braggy Smurf'." It's rather marvellous...

mynerva said...

Maybe he got her to walk on him while she was wearing lifts.

Lioness70 said...

Danny's not all movies...anyone remember a little show called Taxi? Not him.

David Arquette is A+ for cuckooness. He's a C+ at best.

Russell FTW! Though that's more like hog tying than bondage.

libby said...

got be crowe that likes to be tied...'confident-seeming' ones always are. trust this.

Frufra said...

Awww, thanks, Armadillo. And welcome to the world of commenting!

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Tuxedo Cat said...

I wish someone would tie him up and give him a shave and a bath for starters....

notlikeparis said...

You've got to love a blind that can be either Russell Crowe or Danny DeVito... :)

Tuxedo Cat said...

NONONONO Not my Dita! and Russell? I just can't believe it. Anyhow, she has that aristocrat she's been going out with for years.

First Meryl, Jennifer L., and Dita. God what a week what a week.

Anna Nawnamizz said...

Ew Crowe! It's not like he's hot anymore and can pull all kinds of women. He seemed to have some nice guy under all the jerk makeup, guess not.

Armadillo Cake said...

...I certainly would...but have run out of Jim Beam....God Bless America ( sorry Rich Hall, but the Americans do it better!)

redfishbluefish said...

First person who came to mind for me was Ah-nuld, with Maria as the wife of course. Didn't I hear somewhere that he was trying for a reconciliation? Hmmm....

NomNom83 said...

Arnold went on a "I want Maria back!" tour of contrition.

Danny DeVito claims he and Rhea are working things out.

But I'm leaning Russell Crowe on this one. Of course, "bondage" could be anything from fuzzy handcuffs to, well, things I don't even want to know even exist.

__-__=__ said...

Frufra - step away from the alcohol. NOW!!!!

Bunni said...

It's RC, he denied seeing Katie Joel & Von Reese joked on Twitter about leaving her Hermes riding crop under his bed.

DBZee said...

I thought Russell Crowe was so hot in his Gladiator days, and really rocked The Insider.

Now with the beard and the paunch, he looks *exactly* like my husband's uncle. Can't even look at Russell Crowe with a "you were once hot" look without thinking of Uncle T and getting the heebie-jeebies.

FrenchGirl said...

Russel crowe and Dita Van Teese share a story together in Daily Mail today

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MojoBella Mama said...

How about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Renoblondee said...

Frufra I could see being annoyed by someone posting about their runs constantly, but for me I post once in a great while about a really good run I've done. It keeps me motivated!
One time a FB friend said what you said but not in a nice way and it made me not post for a long while until I decided too bad. See, I'm not skinny, and I'm not a natural runner, so it's not me bragging per se, just still shocked I taught myself to run at 40! :)
Sorry for the novel! Off to get a cocktail!

ljsmed said...

Love "braggy smurf"!!!! I may start unsung that in my everyday vocabulary if you don't mind!

BlindItemMe said...

zero news in oz about russel getting back with danielle so i dont think its him.

plus russel was in a couple of australian tv shows before he made it big so obviously not "all movie"

(sorry for the sarcasm but im sick and had to come to work anyway and im grumpy)

lakeuniongirl said...

LOVED RC in LA Confidential...but it's been pretty much downhill since then.

Maya Sambora said...

I totally agree Frufra!
I find it narcissistic and obnoxious, why do they think I care?

HalleGoLightly said...

1/14/13 - 6:28 PM CST

CDAN ALERT

It's Dan Schneider's (47) birthday today. Ugh. Maybe Hungry Girl can whip him up some pedo chicken fingers.

Pythia said...

This is definitely Russell Crowe. He was quoted mid-December saying, "My priority is to bring my family back together," right after the split with his wife hit the media. Obviously, it was BS. Here's a link to the DM article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2247871/Russell-Crowe-lashes-false-reports-wife-Danielle-finally-breaks-silence.html

Frufra said...

Yes - narcissistic and obnoxious - you've got it, Maya! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who HATES those posts!

And feel free to Braggy Smurf it up, people! Let's make the world a little more smurftastic, shall we :-)?

Frufra said...

Reno, I'm referring to the chronic, every day workout reporters, not just an occasional "woo hoo"! post.

I post exciting or yay me stuff about my kids and hubby on occasion. And sometimes I feel badly about that, because I start thinking about my friends who are divorcing or bailing their kids out of jail, so I know how you feel. But I say we are allowed to brag just a little, right? I mean, come on, it's better than being the facebook friend who is constantly griping!

Renoblondee said...

True @Frufra. I'm with ya!

Tuxedo Cat said...

Dammit Dita and Louis Castelbajac broke up last year. Crap. I thought I would get her married off to an aristocrat and she would stop her foolishness.



Mango said...

Not Danny DeVito. Not because he was on Taxi, which was a million friggin' years ago, but he is currently on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. And also, the squick factor. I can't stomach thinking about him + bondage in any way, shape or form.

Russell Crowe FTW. I believe he even uses his separation from his wife and kids as a sympathy ploy to lure women. He is enjoying his freedom waaaayy too much and has no intention of going back to his wife.



jel said...

@frufra, de-lurking tonight and just want to say hello to a fellow OKC person. Been reading for a year now and whenever I read your posts about Oklahoma I laugh. And the lost ogle made laugh so hard. Sorry for the late night OT

Katie said...

Dita broke up with Jean Marie last year

Frufra said...

Hi jel! We're adding to our Okie group - yay! Don't be a stranger - we need to stick together :-).

Mala Propism said...

There's a lot of tracking apps that automatically post for them, so they may not even realize they are doing it. I believe there's even a Nike pair of shoes that has it built in...

jel said...

Thanks Frufra! We Okies, non meth heads types, do need to stick together. I don't know about de lurking much more, but from time to time. My first post was defending Bey's baby weight loss because baby or no, I lost all my pregnancy weight for both kids in three weeks, and I am normal mom. It pissed me off when people said it couldn't happen.