Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 5, 2012

It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks like it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in discussions with a company to name her baby after a product in the company. The baby then would be the face of the company for a certain amount of time, and then the mother for a period beyond that.

Holly Madison

44 comments:

FSP said...

Holly Madison Donuts?

whocaresnow12 said...

Genius!

pretzel logic said...

Is she going to name the kid "Gerber"?

mynerva said...

Botox Madison?

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

since the baby daddy turned out to be some kind of con artist and split the picture. She only has so many skills to market. I guess baby Chobani wouldn't sound that bad?

:| raven |: said...

FSP for the win!

err wait .. she will name her child Donuts? lol

nolachickee said...

If you can live with yourself after sleeping in Hugh's bed, you're capable of anything. I don't know why, but I'm feeling KY, and the kid's name is Lube.

Frufra said...

What popped into my mind was Dove, as in Dove soap. I know that's crazy talk, and not at all in keeping with their current ad campaign. Could just be that I'm obsessed with the name Paloma (Spanish for dove). If anyone out there needs a girl name, consider Paloma :-).

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LottaColada said...

@timebob, did he really abandon her? I thought she was a popular guess for the one who was giving her boyfriend cash so he could pay off his debt?

skimpymist said...

the answer to this blind was easy. The name of the baby should have been the reveal. I'm going to guess "trojan"

nolachickee said...

Even more specific, here's my child Glitter Anal Lube. Sorry, I'm getting punchy.

:| raven |: said...

ok kids. it's been a long 10 hours (since 10:15 my time) since the fun began but it's time to sign off.

it's been fun *seeing* you all .. i'm a long time reader but infrequent poster (weekends only) because i can't get on line from work :( plus i'd never get anything done!

have a great rest of your night and catch ya on the flip side!

auntliddy said...

Where in hell do these people get these jackass ideas?? What planet are they raised on?

Veech said...

Holy shit. I would NEVER have thought her. Everyone was CONVINCED it was BAG and Megan Fox. WOW--truly baffled.

Miz said...

I had an irrational hatred for Holly, but she won me over eventually - I do truly believe she cared about Hef and wanted kids with him out of love and not as an insurance policy. Like the good Mayor says above, after the baby daddy split, she's got to provide a future for her kid somehow. In this economy, I'd take the paycheck too.

dragon said...

PBS Elmo?

Renoblondee said...

Ah Holly. Girl.

DBZee said...

@Frufa, oooh, good one! It would have to be something not totally obvious or she'd be called out ASAP, even considering the current crop of special snowflake names. Tropicana? Motts?

Elementally said...

Holly Farms? Madison.
Playtex! (with a possible Goretex tie in,later)

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

@Lotta in all her photo ops he is never in the picture just her. I just assumed he split when she found out he wasn't rich. I remmeber that BI and we all assumed it was Holly. But who knows I'm just making guesses here.

Frufra said...

Thanks, DB! That was my thought, too - it'd have to seem like a coincidence for it to work, right? Not like, here's baby Snickers Madison, brought to you by the Mars Candy Company

Jessi said...

I'm sorry. Not trying to sound ungrateful but it would be nice to get at least one or two juicy reveals! I really want to be shocked!

Jessi said...

I'm sorry. Not trying to sound ungrateful but it would be nice to get at least one or two juicy reveals! I really want to be shocked!

Diana G said...

Ok, I Googled "Holly Madison baby name" and she's quoted as saying her daughter's name will be very "Apple-ish" and that she likes unusual names.

Jazzy said...

Does Dolly Madison ice cream still exist?

Tara said...

I mean, cool about WHO and all but I want the NAME! Has to be something somewhat gender-neutral, unless she knows the sex already. Does this mean a large company that has several famous brands in it, or one company like as someone said Dove and then they have things like Dove Herbal or something like that. And if she's in discussions, it may not go through. But THIS is real gossip!

Diana G said...

I know there's a baby food company called "Plum Organics"....maybe that's what she meant with the "very Apple-ish" quote.

KLM said...

Ha! Lindsay Lohan is on Million Dollar Decorators! That's all I've got on this one.

Diana G said...

She's having a girl.

figgy said...

@Jessi, I gave up on hoping for any truly juicy reveals a couple of years ago. I suppose he/she/they would get sued for anything really interesting.

Frufra said...

@ Diana - Plum is an excellent guess! My babies are 14 and 11, so I'm out of the loop when it comes to the latest and greatest in baby products.

Tr├ębuchet said...

that's just motherfucking pimping; selling [a part of] a human. Dis beh holly madison should have her kid taken from her for trying to sell it's WHOLE ENTIRE NAME to an evil corp.

Anyone see my point? This kid didn't want to get born to be pimped by a corporation; that's shit.

(Okay, no politics. Except grumpycat.jpg and I hope Russia invades our ass, whacks Hollyweird and Wall $treet so we can have some stability up in America.)

__-__=__ said...

Oh Holly, sad. Put that kid up for adoption stat. When the babby daddy splits its a bad sign. This will not end well.

kim called said...

nola + skimpy u-r killing me!!lol.

trebucket = yes it is pimping, just like every single stage mom, ball-scholarship mom, momager, pageant mom, and kardashian mom. (and let's not get started on the he-pimp dads). they all see their spawn as $$$$. not unlike mama boo-boo, jay-z or anyone selling baby pix to tabloids.

but methinks you are all overthinking this one. big companies with brands like dove, apple, and facebook would not want an ex-playmate heffer-hooker as their rep.
her likely options are:

Raddison Madison (hotels)
Nipple Rouge Madison (sex toys)
Madison-Wisconsin Madison (tourism)
Sham-WOW! Madison (infomercials)
Adderall Madison (diet aids)
Univ of Phoenix Madison (college)
Mesothelioma Madison (law firm)
Fifty Shades of Madison (book ads)
Millions-o-Milkshake Madison(sweet)
Valtrex Madison (for the whole fam)
Billy Madison (?)
and most likely...
"J.D.'s Truck Stop Fireworks Wholesale Cigarette Strip Club Bar & Grill Cigar Outlet Madison".
(at which Holly will be working in a few years).

(sorry, it's getting late here too)
bye raven, niteynite! i've enjoyed everyones snark and love today! have a super new year all!

jane3113 said...

I am guessing she is going to name her Dolly after the dessert company Dolly Maddison. Used to be sponsored by the Peanuts characters in the 80s.

Henriette said...

I thought Holly's sperm donor was a poor version of Anne Hathaway's ex. A lower level con artist who aspired to be bigger. Don't see him in photo ops anymore.

Alma said...

I love that name after...um a soap i used to love called passions. Paloma is a pretty name! Except my grandma calls pigeons that.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Oh Holly... Loved her in Peep Show, she was amazing...I hope things fall into place for her.

k.mama.sexy said...

hahaha nolachickee . That made me giggle .

Alita said...

Hi Veech, I thought the same, but it's because there was a really similar blind about Megan Fox and BAG but it was about merchandising the child rather than naming it for a specific brand. It was in the July reveals, sorry I can't make it clicky on my phone - http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_2112.html?m=1.

Keeping it classy, David Silver.

PotPourri said...

Kotex Madison.

Anna Namuss said...

Valtrex Madison? Viagra Madison?

gr8p said...

hahaha My fave guesses:

Holly Madison Donuts

Valtrex Madison

Kotex Madison

hahaha You guys are great! hahahaha

I'm going to suggest: Cough Madison

*face palm* haha I know..so bad.