Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 1, 2012

This actor is only B list but he would be A list if lust by fans added to your total. He does a mix of television and movies, but probably has made his biggest fame on a very hit show. Because of his good looks he has had no trouble finding dates. His problem has been keeping them. One actress he dated who is B- list in popularity but close to A list in talent said she loves dating edgy guys. The edgier the better, but this actor made her so uncomfortable that she feared she would end up dead everytime she went to his place. There was no violence that he did to her, but just the way he acted. Very clean. Very anal. Body hair shaved everywhere. Had latex gloves sitting randomly around the house which he said was for cleaning. She said it freaked her out. She would wake up at night and find him staring at her or coming into the room like a ghost. She said that she tried to only have him come to her place instead of going to his, but that he said she was too messy and that he preferred his home which he kept freezing. She swears that she would not have jumped if she found dead bodies in his place and was expecting them everytime she went. Another actress who has way more name recognition than talent has not said as much about the actor except to say that she also found his place cold and that she swears she could see the blood running through his body because he was so pale. For those of you with lots of lust, you need to know he only does it in one position (missionary) because the others are too messy.

Alexander Skarsgaard

132 comments:

ms snarky said...

YIKES.

noyfb said...

Not suprised but I might still smash

Norte said...

The big guess for this was nic.cage, no

Jessie said...

Uh...maybe he's a little too in character.

Jeneral said...

Bummer. As hot as he is without his shirt, he does have a creepy smile. Any guesses for the ladies?

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

wowza! Amanda S. talked about dating him for a hot minute.

It's hard to believe this one becuase people talk him being so funny and goofy in real life. But to each their own.

This is the one I was hoping enty would confirm is Alex.

LottaColada said...

I remember he was the popular guess. How creepy!

I guess Kate Bosworth is one actress, who's the other?

bored soccer mom said...

Damn. What a ladyboner killer. Thanks, Enty. :(

Cari G said...

Sign me up....I'd climb him like a ladder!

dunduhdunddun said...

How dreadful. Very disappointing!

ms snarky said...

I don't get the hotness factor, he doesn't appeal to me. But creepy blind, def.

Cathy said...

Maybe it's because i was just watching his dad in the girl with the dragon tattoo the other day, but i was totally picturing him when i read this.

Miz said...

No! Not my beloved Eric! Major sads here, but it won't stop my complete adoration of him (although the dirty thoughts may just get filthier now!)

Shakira Eakins said...

I KNEW IT!!! Ew ew ew ew

JennaO said...

Considering Skarsgard has a lot of body hair, this is one of Enty's BS blinds

stillhere said...

Team Eric

LadyLagerfeld said...
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Beth Padgett said...

Yeah, me too.

Violet E said...

Who are the actresses?

Diana G said...

I love the "coming into the room like a ghost" line - that is so funny to me! How does one come into a room like a ghost? Does he float? LOL!!

Syko said...

I've always gotten a creepy vibe from him. Thought it was because he was trying to stay in character or something. Guess not.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

Amanda Sayfried would be one of them,and he dated Evan Rachel Wood also (blech), before Kate Bosworth (double blech)

Lisa said...

I think the other actress is Cosette...I mean Amanda Seyfried.

The Langoliers are coming said...

Only missionary :0

noyfb said...

Not suprised but I might still smash

dezzie disaster said...

I would do it for a night or two....but then missionary might get a little boring. Lol

Lisa said...

Does he float like those creepy dudes who stole the voices in that Buffy the Vampire slayer episode?

Texshan said...

I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god. I am extremely anal and a neatnik, and I keep my house at 66/67 degrees. He sounds like my dream guy.

Maybe if the chicks he dated didn't have .0000001% body fat, they wouldn't be so damn cold all of the time.

Karmen said...

My guess is Evan Rachel Wood for the first one, since she dates edgy guys (see: Marilyn Manson).

There's more of his past GFs here: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_3011505/alexander-skarsgard/

nolachickee said...

He's a major dick. Alex dissed Lady GaGa in that video he was in with her, and was responsible for her going on the hunger strke that led to her being so skinny. He also earns the title of fucktard today.

supapimp said...

From twitter:

@entylawyer: A little over an hour to go. Just so you can make plans I'm going to have a bunch more on Thursday. Hoping for another 10 to 15.

Jessie said...

Diana he's probably super quiet and then just appears next to you!

Shiirii said...

but hey.. I know girls here in Sweden who have been with the guy.. He does it in every position.... Just Sayin...

JennaO said...

@nolachickee lol and you win gullible retard of the day

LottaColada said...

Sugapimp- that's awesome thanks for the info!

Lindsey said...

Nooooooooooooooo!

Erika said...

Considering all of the sex and biting scenes in True Blood. I'm not so sure abbut this one.

La Descarada said...

I think I <3 you for using the term ladyboner!!!! I thought I was the only one who still used it much to others chagrin.

NapAssasin said...

Yes. To all of that.

goes in circles said...

I googled image alexander Skarsgard shirtless and about 20 photos in there is a pic of him totally hairless...including his armpits.
It's so weird when guys don't have pit, arm, and leg hair.
Couldn't see his legs in that pic tho.

Erika said...

*about

hag said...

Thanks for the heads up supapimp

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

@nola how did he diss Gaga he did the video as a favor to the swedish director he had no clue who she was when he filmed it.

I'm a major true blood fan, so not to argue, just curious.

mynerva said...

Um. I haven't turned my heating on yet this winter. Didn't turn it on at all last year. What's his number?

Shiirii said...

One more thing, guys in Sweden do tend to shave of all body hair. My last boyfriend was hairless so I had to tell him to let it grow out. I felt like as if I was making sweet love to a baby :/

europium said...

Don't care WHAT position he does it in, don't want to know! Not attractive in the least to me, always got a weird vibe. Not surprised and I would not smash.

JennaO said...

@ goes in circles - are you talking about that picture of him lying on a bed shirtless? THAT PICTURE IS FAKE. It was photoshopped by a fan like 4 years ago, he won't even sign pictures of it if people ask him to.

Rins said...

Me too. Exactly.

creeposaurus rex said...

They should remake interview with a vampire with him as lestat instead of the midget Tommy boy..

goes in circles said...

Actually it's only ten photos in.
Sorry, on my phone or I would try to link.

LadyLagerfeld said...

That is such a great episode!

ReesesPeace said...

I'd still take Alex. lol

Thanks, Supapimp, for the info!

Jazzy said...

Nooooooo!!! I was praying this wasn't him. A real life Patrick Bateman. This almost killed my fantasy of him. Eff it, I'll add an electric blanket to the fantasy file.

goes in circles said...

Jenna
And you know this how?
What's shopped about it?

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Texshan said...

Forgot -- I also hate body hair and wish more men shaved their backs and pits. Olympic swimming is basically my porn. ASkars really IS my dream guy!

goes in circles said...

There is always one person every thread that knows for a fact the blind is fake.

katydid said...

I was thinking that the sex scenes in True Blood must creep him out too. I wish this wasn't him but I thought it was :( between his OCD and Bosworth's anorexia I bet they were a ball of fun together

goes in circles said...

Jenna likes her some ASkaars, eh?

bink said...

Hey Alex - I'm ok with gloves. Lets get weird!

Bee Jus said...

Sorry Enty - I know a girl from Sweden who went out with him a few times and he definitely does it every which way.

Stacey Charter said...

Fantastic Buffy reference @Lisa!! LOL I also thought of them - damn that was a creepy yet excellent episode. Ahhh I miss Buffy. Any way - don't be disappointed in me cdaners but i had to google him - i wasn't sure who he was and whoever said he had body hair needs to google image him - that man doesn't even have underarm hair.

Shiirii said...

@Bee Jus, Same here. He was a sexgod according to her :D I've been out partying with his brother and the family is just regular swedes. But We like it tidy though. Swedish minimalism ;)

Shakira Eakins said...

Maybe its the subject of the blind....hmmm...

Chilie said...
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Bee Jus said...

@Shiirii - ditto. I knew this girl in college, she said it was some of the best ever. But hey, it's just the internet, who knows what's true.

And Jenna is right, that picture of him in the bed is fake fake fake.

Vicki Cupper said...

"hit it like the fist of an angry god"

That HAS to be my new favorite phrase.

daqueenbee said...

What??? Omg

Mary Ann said...

@goes in circles --that photo of Skarsgard in bed with his arm raised is famously Photoshopped. I am not able to post links from my mobile or I would do so. Just Google it.

Mary Ann said...

@goes in circles --that photo of Skarsgard in bed with his arm raised is famously Photoshopped. I am not able to post links from my mobile or I would do so. Just Google it.

plrtz glrb said...

The Gentlemen in Hush

LadyLagerfeld said...
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Texshan said...

Thanks, Vicki! I use it quite often.

Bee Jus said...

this picture of him isn't fake - http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9xq1Q9wf1qzoaqio1_1280.jpg

B626 said...

1st started reading this and thinking Nathan Fillion and screaming NOOOO! Whew.

Flo said...

Bill is hotter.

Flo said...

Bill is hotter.

Diana G said...

Oh, that would scare me!!

bobbi_1025 said...

I knew it!!! I guessed him or Michael C Hall. And I think I defended Nic Cage maybe. I don't know why but I have a soft spot for Crazy Cage. And the fact he teamed up with one of my fav writers Mike Carey for a comic series earned him more brownie points from me.

ino said...

I have explanations for every issue the woman had, but I'd probably be mistaken for a stan. But I will say that since this is based on the word of a fling (who he's not seeing anymore obviously) I'd take it very subjectively. Possibly bitterness mixed in with some exaggeration?

Nope said...

When I see him in interviews he always comes off a little dorky and awkward, but not creepy. He's not really my type either way, but the complaints here seem a little silly.

Jordan said...

For those wanting the famously photoshopped proof, here is one link.

http://recordcozy.tumblr.com/post/1050739970/so-i-have-television-analysis-this-term-and

goes in circles said...

Googled it. Yes, that's fake, but why did they Photoshop the armpit hair out of the picture? Lol
The original had it.

goes in circles said...

Not being bitchy...I seriously wonder.
Thanks for clearing that up. :)

Stay Gold said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBybHKaNc8o

I think this might disprove the blind.

nudibelle said...

Cold mayb reminds him of home?.. that's all I got lol
Ladyboner is the coolest shit if ever heard, its been added to my life vocabulary

Unknown said...

I have a hard time believing this. For someone who is supposedly anal about body hair, he sure walks around with scruff on his face a lot. Not to mention the numerous pap photos showing his chest hair.

E Gee Be said...

Just watched "hush"! They are the creepiest!

Jessica said...

Jesus on a cracker. noooooo!

Jessica said...

I also use this term because it is the best. And may our lady boners RIP.

Della said...

Ditto!

Unknown said...

As a "mosquito magnet", I can tell you the little buggers get sluggish at anything under 17 C / 63 F. I keep the air con at that temperature in my room because there's nothing worse than having a couple of them buzzing around your head in the dark all night. Could be he's also a mosquito magnet and that's why he keeps his house cold.

HalleGoLightly said...

Sooo glad this was revealed!! Don't know about the other stuff, but I too am a clean freak and use gloves for a lot of things (cleaning, food prep, disinfecting remotes/keyboards, etc...). I have various types of gloves I use. If cleanliness is nuts, I'm nuts.

Sarah said...

Put me on that list. I'm not a fan of cold things, but I'll try a Viking dong once. Lol

Kady Kat said...

Damn it, I *was* planning on having a good nights sleep. Now I will have that smile stuck in my head with the blanket pulled up to my nose. "Can't sleep the hush guys will eat me... Can't sleep the hush guys will eat me..."

bobbi_1025 said...

Well damn. I will never be able to look at ASkars again without thinking of that lame ass dude who owns more bandanas than Brett Michaels.

Kady Kat said...

Damn it, I *was* planning on having a good nights sleep. Now I will have that smile stuck in my head with the blanket pulled up to my nose. "Can't sleep the hush guys will eat me... Can't sleep the hush guys will eat me..."

bleacherbunny said...

Enty I know it is late but at least spell his name right.

dia papaya said...

Say it ain't so!

Stephanie said...

So not true.. the man has body hair (us fangirls know this as a fact, also he's naked on trueblood ALL. THE. TIME.)

Even if it is, I'd still hit it! Like Texshan said, Like an angry fist of god. No questions asked, lol.

bigdreams88 said...

OK.
Alex has hair on his body. On in arms, chest, legs, his beard and his pits. (the picture is a photoshop from years ago, its not even his body, they just used his face)

This Blind is total BS.

bigdreams88 said...

I forgot to add

He was seen on the plane walking with only his socks to the bathroom and on his trip to Antigua last month he was seen with no shoes on at the bar.

Linnea said...

Yeah, I highly doubt that this is true. As someone else said, exes aren't always reliable sources.

k.mama.sexy said...

haha Lindsey . that was my exact response . Nooooooo!!!!!

trisha said...

mmmmm.... this is a fun blind but it has BS written all over it.
Someone just read that he's virgo (= clean, control freack) plus he has the vampire connection so let's write a story about how he's an OCD psycho in real life too LOL



Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

All that's missing is the urge to play lots of Huey Lewis music..

strawberry_13 said...

Enty I love you but this seems so off to me. I am a lusty ASkars fan but can also see people without rose coloured specs! I see some flaws in this blind, firstly Alex has body hair, probably does some 'manscaping' but other than that he is hairy. He looks clean but is very hands on with people, you know, touchy feely and someone who has a problem with cleanliness would not want to touch. He only bought his first place in LA earlier this year, before that he was staying with good friends. I simply just don't believe that he only just does missionary.....I call BS on this one!

Shadow said...

Ok, this has to be a lie. I am not a True Blood watcher, but I have seen lots of photoshoot pictures of AS over the years and he had body hair (e.g. arm and chest hair) in lots of them.

phoenix said...

@Shadow, in some photos Alexander is hairless and in others he's not. It seems that has a lot to do with the character he's playing, or photo shoot he's doing, etc. I think he does whatever the people he's working for want as part of his job.

I've realized you have to read these blinds with grains of salt because depending on the slant and spin they are written with, a perfectly innocuous occurrence can be turned into a hot bit of juicy gossip extremely easily.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Do not believe this blind because of reasons stated by others above, but the girls here who know someone who have been with Skars, wooohooo, spill it xD I can imagine him as a Viking sex god, but maybe that's just me xD

Idiot Watcher said...

I have a hard time believing that someone with OCD-level cleanliness issues would be spending days in the mud, vomit and other unmentionables at Coachella.

:| raven |: said...

wow .... Eric ... heh

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

The perfect Christian Grey.

Catarina said...

I've always found Alex to be more sexy than handsome. But I still would if he'd let me. lol Probably only for one nigh but I would.

Tuxedo Cat said...

It sounds to me as if he has OCD, and a germ phobia. If he needs gloves just to do basic housework, well....Poor guy.

I met a man once (inlaw of neighbours) who had a phobia of hair. His head was shaved and if he touched hair he literally puked. Poor guy. He was living with my neighbour's sister at the time, and she had long hair, so she must have tied it back most of the time at home. He was so embarrassed about his phobia, and felt really bad about it.

I hope he ended up going to get treatment, bc they know so much more about phobias now. He was a really nice guy, and a huge lug of an ironworker.

PS said...

Eh. He's Swede, and has always proudly said he is very, very Swedish. Sweden is extraordinarily COLD with long winters, and they are the pioneer Vikings of minimalist design. Ikea anyone? The higher end, ultra modern stuff is even sleeker. I imagine he indulges is the finest of the ultra modern and enjoys the lack of clutter many Americans love. They are phenomenally practical people; none of this over emotional clutter in life; hoarding? No, wrong culture. I don't know what temp his house is, but I keep 65-68 in winter; 76-78 in summer. My utility bills are never over $100 and my Ouse is just over 3700sq ft. My American freeze joke they either freeze or sweat in my house, unless it's spring or fall! I think it's hilarious. Wear a sweater in the winter! Know that it's warm in the summer! Not everyone wants to live at the exact same temp year round and make a larger footprint, because they don't like the world has seasons. My point is, I am sure very skinny American actress wold need to borrow a down coat for my grueling 67f home and wonder why I don't have more tchotchkes everywhere. I don't like clutter. But with 3 kids, 3 dogs, 3 cats and a passion for the outdoors, knowing we will all enjoy getting dirty, no one could accuse me of being a sterilizer, even if we don't wear shoes inside. Or maybe they could? I also vacuum 2x a week (downstairs). Oh well... Maybe is one is more about perception and cultural differences.

Mari said...

Perhaps she was a stage 5 clinger so he went Method to get rid of her! ;)

Dee Lurker said...

Uhhmmm...wouldn't "doggy style" be the least messy?

Sakura said...

I agree. Hilarious!

hilloochka said...

"body hair shaved everywhere"? Alex? ugh, not really.

The Adventures of... said...

Disappointing.com. Missionary only? A freezing home? Pops up out of the blue? Latex gloves lying around...crush, DEAD!

Linda Herrington said...

Anybody who believes this is Alexander Skarsgard is just PLAIN STUPID!
1- AS does NOT shave his body hair! He is fully nude in TRUE BLOOD and has chest hair,leg hair and underarm hair. Look for photo of his tattoo PLENTY leg hair.
2- When NOT filming True Blood AS has been seen with TAN.
3- Blind Item states this person is NEAT FREAK with latex gloves everywhere. Yet, AS is fine wearing wrinkled clothing. Someone that ANAL about cleanliness in home would definitely be ANAL about personal appearance.Also, AS has stated that any girl he is serious about would have to be OK with spending time at family cabin in Sweden that has NO PLUMBING and when you want a bath it is a dip in the lake. Yeah! This really sounds like the person described in the BLIND ITEM!

Nicholas Cage? Yeah! I know A LOT of creepy stuff about him! Marilyn Manson is another strong possibility! Alexander Skarsgard? NO!

Ari said...

He's perfect

bored soccer mom said...

Lol, ladies, I just find the word to be hysterical.

This blind bums me out. I will choose to Not believe it, let the ladyboner live! Lol!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@linda harrington ; and Kristin Bauer mentioned he is a messy person.
Simply can't be true, but maybe Evan Rachel Wood sent this in. From what I've heard ERW was exchanged for Kate Bosworth by Skars. She visited him on the Straw Dogs set regularly and suddenly that was over and he was with the Bosss. ERW was also suddenly written out of True Blood then. Maybe jealousy? Attentiionwhoritis? Wouldn't surprise me since the blind was written from the talented actresss' perspective, which would be ERW, and the non talent KB.

MadLyb said...

Meh. Scandanavians. I come from Finnish stock and have seen my mom go on cleaning jags that were terrifying. The people up in the North are weird about cleanliness.

Marianna Lindström said...

oh come on, it's you americans who are germaphobes, taking your kids to the er after they get a papercut etc.
i happen to be finnish, and ocd-level cleaning habits have nothing to do with your nationality or being from scandinavia. nor are all swedes ikea modeled minimalistic creatures of the night, even though in stockholm their sense of fashion might be a bit homogenic.

plus, i call BS as well, making out with a fuckload of people on TB set does not really fit the picture. nor do the videos of him getting wasted and licking walls and shit.

gr8p said...

He may be a method actor...trying to really get into the 'mind of a vampire' and all that. *shrug*

nolachickee said...

@Mayor of CDAN timebob and @JennaO - sorry for the delayed response. I believe it was my beloved Ted C., king of gossip, that reported this tale. Gaga had the hots for him while shooting the video. He thought she was fat. She got so upset, she started losing weight. By the time she shot the Bad Romance video, you can tell there's a huge difference in her body, weight wise. That's all I was saying. I love all my CDAN family, even if they call me a retard.

bonnie blue-blade said...

NO ... try again e...

Unknown said...

Not to mention the whole "not wearing a sock while filming nude scenes" thing.

Kharina said...

It's not a true blind. Skargard has done swedish national service which requires a lot of time in dirt and smelly boys, hangs out with his family in cabins and eats pickled herring straight from jars gifted to him from journalists, so germaphobe my arse. Also, the average temperature in houses in Sweden are about 15-17 degrees Celsius in winter, which is apparently the average termperature in LA in the winter! No wonder a skinny gal would freeze. Nope - Skarsgard isn't afraid of getting dirty, the man filmed with Lars Von Trier for goodness sake and doesn't mind getting caked up in fake blood. Bah.