Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 22, 2012

This D list actress with A list name recognition says she is giving up acting because producers are making her audition and it is just too much work. She doesn't understand why her name does not get her more roles. She doesn't understand why she is not a big star and getting leads in movies. For now, she says that she will wait for people to call and to realize her extraordinary acting ability.

Rumer Willis

79 comments:

mynerva said...

Or else she's waiting for Potatoheads: The Movie.

Idiot Watcher said...

I'm sure when they make a Mr. Potato Head movie, she'll be top of the list! Oh - was that mean?

Kelsey said...

I just laughed so loud right now

Idiot Watcher said...

Ha mynerva! Jinx!

rejectedcarebear said...

Haha really?

:| raven |: said...

oh noz!!

bwhahahah ... oh my

sighthound said...

Muwah ha ha!

Noel said...

Ha!! Dying over here.

ItsAJ said...

Oh Lordy... Is it something they put into the water supply in LA or something?! That many people can't all be that stupid!

mynerva said...

Lol - great minds?!

LottaColada said...

Extraordinary? Puh-lease!

Send the producers a copy of the House Bunny and I'm sure they'll offer you more Oscar worthy roles!

DBZee said...

Snerk!

gee-gee said...

But...I...what?!?

Dahlia Queen said...

The audacity of some people? Has she been in anything besides Wilmer"s pants?

Nemesis said...

That poor unfortunate looking child.

Renoblondee said...

HAHAHA You guys kill me! So mean, but so funny!

nolachickee said...

She doesn't understand? I understand that she's a celebrity spawn with little to no talent. Can't at least her dad explain it to her?

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

keep waiting potato, keep waiting

pretzel logic said...

That sound we just heard was Hollywood collectively letting out a sigh of relief.

Jason Blue Eyes said...
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FrenchGirl said...

it was my fav blind of this 6 last months:it's too pathetically funny or delusional .Next to her,Lindsay Lohan's future oscar is almost realist

Texshan said...

She has a head like either a potato or a Lego brick, I can't decide which. Like my brother just said, when your best performance is in "The House Bunny," perhaps you shouldn't be clearing a space on the mantel for Oscar.

Alice Tate said...

Omg I got one!

La Descarada said...

Ho, please!!!

Agent**It said...

Alice Tate guessed correctly. The only one.

Pink_Palace said...

She was an adorable little girl, then puberty hot, poor thing!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

A list name recognition? I was talking to a friend last week about her and he had no idea who she was. I told him to imagine what it would look like if Bruce Willis and Jay Leno had a love child together.

tflamb said...

A sign of maybe too fawning parents is when don't tell their daughter "we love you but you can't act and you don't have the looks to get any good roles except maybe as the fugly best friend of the lead role. Go find you a nice rich guy, you look good enough for that. I would recommend college and a career but well..."

Del Riser said...

Another delusional girl. Her dad takes most any role that comes along, and is clearly not afraid of hard work. If she thinks the auditions are too much work why on earth does she think anyone would want to hire her for a whole movie?!!!!

bobbi_1025 said...

Thanks guys. I just shot diet Pepsi all over my dog I laughed so hard.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This was back in September. Has anyone called her yet?

Bee Costello said...

This is hilarious!

Audrey said...

Oh, Delusion, thy name is Rumer...

Agent**It said...

Texshan, Happy New Year !!

bobbi_1025 said...

*spit*
Damn I need some sleep!!

LottaColada said...

@Texshan, your bro and I had the same thought!

greenmountaingal said...

Hahahahaha!

Violet E said...

Her name probably would get her somewhere if she weren't so unfortunate looking.

SaintsFan said...

She has 3 projects in post production due in 2013 according to IMDB so I'm thinking this is a made up blind because I can't believe anyone actually called her.

Blondie! said...

Must be nice to be able to live off your rich parents!
And yes, she does look like a potato head!

Amy said...

Most of those girls have their dad's face, which is fine on Bruce Willis, but there's not much a young woman can do to change it.

MISCH said...

I'm laughing so hard I can't type...

parissucksliterally said...

Girlfriend, if you were gorgeous and willing to get naked for parts, I could see you working more. But no one wants to see you naked. You are kidding yourself thinking anyone cares about you and your "talent".

PotPourri said...

She was on Hawaii 5-0 and did just fine as an actress. I don't know why people hate on her, except for her looks, but her talent is that of two very talented stars in Hollywood.

Redd said...

Bless her heart! maybe she should try stand up comedy?

EllenPo said...

I was watching the horrible New Years Eve coverage on NBC last night and Carson Daily's look has always given me the creeps in the same way Rumer's does. I think it really is a human Lego thing.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

You know if she aimed lower - like say a TV show she could probably get a decent gig - but from the sounds of this blind she wants to be the next Jennifer Lawrence. Ain't happening.

chelsea h said...

I've always thought that two very attractive people rarely equates to very cute kids. Bless their hearts, but all three of those girls confirm my theory.

Amy said...

I mean I just watched Loopers, and even there, I kept thinking, they didn't have to make Joseph Gordon-Levitt's face look like Bruce Willis', they could have done both men a favor and made Bruce's face look like JGL's.

Lola said...

I can only think of the Jimmy Buffett song:

"If the phone doesn't ring...it's me."

Pogue Mahone said...

Reality check!

Chilie said...
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Jazzy said...

Don't put that on LA. It's the "I come from celebrity parents/ money and should be handed everything" flavored kool aid that celebrity spawns drink.

ac said...

I just spat out my iPad-@mynerva-u rock!

Pink_Palace said...

Chelsea h...remember that their look today is all post plastic surgery...I used to wonder the same - however they got their dad's mannish features and they don't look good on a girl. Wonder what Hos new baby girl will look like...

Krissie said...

I have no doubt this is true because even "People" magazine aka "Kneepads" recently quoted a source saying Rumer was upset because she wants to be a big star and it isn't happening.

She has actually been in a few movies but I noticed she always plays a nerdy-friend-of-the-hot-girl type, like in "Sorority Row" or "The House Bunny". Maybe she's decided she only wants to play leading lady roles now. No way will anyone be calling her for those kinds of parts. IMO she should be grateful for her last name or she wouldn't even be getting the nerdy girl roles.

gr8p said...

Girl, bye! hahahaha

WTF? HAHAHAHA

I see she inherited the 'crazy' gene from Demi. hahaha

chelsea h said...

@pink_palace, their parents need to hook them up with their surgeons and I think her career might get a little boost! ;) Seriously though, I'm ready for "ho's" (lol!) baby to run off into oblivion with her and her family. Despite her indiscretions, she's attractive, but she sure picks/beards the fugliest men.

B626 said...

If ever in a perfect world she was truly cut off by the parents that would be fun to watch.

Audrey said...

@B626 - what an excellent idea for a new reality show! Unless Paris and Nicole already did it.

Yuffie said...

Ugh her part on 90210 was painful to watch.

Melpomene25 said...

Good job!! I would have never even thrown her name into the mix!

catlady1234 said...

this does not surprise me in the least. my sister was a nanny for a very wealthy philly family and my brother in law was an extra in "13 monkies" with bruce willis. my sis was talking with one of the willis/moore nannies and the impression she got was that, "the world is supposed to stop when these kids are present". nothing was good enough for them.

Bluevelvet said...

Thank god that means she won't be in movies for a long time.

Texshan said...

Thanks Agent! You, too!

Renoblondee said...

@Texshan I was wondering where you were. Good to "see" you!

Me said...

see, ugly inside AND out. i could give her a pass on lots of stuff if she were humble. but tater head is a braggy-self-possessed--bitch

Renoblondee said...

Just because Jen G has sweet dimples does not make her a sweet person people!

Henriette said...

She's going to be waiting a long time.

Sherry said...

Texshan girl we've missed you! Happy New Year.

Sherry said...

Another delusional, self entitled H'wd brat. I think if she actually had her nose enlarged it would balance out her face. As for talent well... Dream on sistuh!

k.mama.sexy said...

mynerva you are on fire tonight. haha

k.mama.sexy said...

Nice to see you Tex . I am a daily reader and very rare poster . Noticed I hadn't seen you in awhile . glad to see you here and happy New year :-)

ms_jacqui said...

I remember this one as I think almost everyone agreed on it being Lindsay (who at least has some experience)... Rumer that's just delusional honey!

EmEyeKay said...

Hi @Texshan!

Rumer was fine on Workaholics. By great I mean she acted like an actress, she didn't stick out like some "normal" people do when they're given bit parts. I bought it. And the potato didn't look so bad on film.

Yeah, and also... said...

she's not actually a bad actress though LOL I think she comes across as really personable on screen...she's just ugly

Ari said...

Why doesn't she just tell her father to hook her up?

bonnie blue-blade said...

@emeyekay..."and the potato didn't look so bad on film"...L O L...!

Cary Gaul said...

PONIES