Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2012

This C list actress used to be A list. She still looks amazing even though it has been a long time since she approached A list. It is also amazing that she can look this good despite the toll she put on her body. She always struggles with her sobriety and has had some glorious f**kups when she has failed. This past week she was at a charity event and they had free booze and our actress could not stay away. By the end of the night she had lost her blouse and had her bra hanging on by one strap and had to be carried out of the event and placed into a cab. She told everyone she could drive which she had to be forcibly talked out of and her keys removed from her.

Liza Minelli

32 comments:

Idiot Watcher said...

Oh, Lucille 2. Now it's our nausea.

skimpymist said...

Really enty. Why would you put liza for the midnight reveal.

Henriette said...

Poor Liza.

Noel said...

This is just sad.

ReesesPeace said...

Oh man, that is so, so, so sad!

Well, it's been fun! This chickie is off to bed. I've got chills, but not thrills. Peace out!! =)

Agent**It said...

msgirl on 1st guess. Lots of guesses for Sharon the Screamer Stone.

seaward said...

Aw, Tobias Is Queen Mary hosted an even for TBA and brought back her vertigo :(

The Langoliers are coming said...

Sharon was my guess. I'm a little sad it's Liza...

Christopher Cruz said...

Hi-larious!!!

Seachica said...

Liza will forever be A list to me.

goes in circles said...

This is kinda sad.
Especially after what happened to her mother.

Tuxedo Cat said...

What a broad! She's not slowing down much....

nudibelle said...

She will always be A list to me

Olive said...

Oh, Liza. :'(
I agree. She's permanently A list.

Sherry said...

It's not easy being Liza. I was so sad when her little reality show didn't happen.

I think her many awards rate higher than a C. I wish she would stay sober long enough to write her memoirs. Sadly, it's not looking terribly likely.

HalleGoLightly said...

Liza drives herself around? Classic.

Alita said...

I'm really surprised that Liza drives herself around too! Would have thought that she'd have a driving service for sure - she's always enjoyed a drink or two, I thought.

I agree with @Sherry - surely her awards and profile rate her as a lifetime A? Not A+, but securely A List ...?

mad cat said...

Poor Liza.. anyway Thank you for the reveals enty, you're the best!!

trouble bubble said...

Happy New Year! Enty twitted that he plans another 10-15 BIs to be revealed on Thursday! So more fun in just 1,5 day

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Yeah, Liza's permanent A-list at this point. Just look how much attention was given when she married David Gest!

One awesome thing about her: She outed Michael Jackson! Not gay outing, LOL, but voice outing. His child-voice was faked.

She was a guest on Larry King. Liza was friends with Michael, but Gest worked with him. One day she went to make a call, and heard Gest and MJ talking. MJ had a typical male voice, and was being assertive, discussing business with Gest -- the way anyone would be in a business meeting. She spoke up, said something, "oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were on the phone." MJ went back to his child-voice, a little flustered: "Oh, Hey, Liza!"

HolidayinCambodia said...

Yeah, the thought of Liza behind the wheel is pretty scary.

ms_wonderland said...

C list actress maybe, but surely Liza is best known as a singer? A list as a celebrity! I think Enty was trying to throw us off with this one.

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Idiot Watcher said...

She has an Oscar, and she's fucking LIZA MINELLI. Don't give me this C-list shit.

Oh, and I call BS. No way Liza with a Z drives herself around. Bitch please.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I'll bet Liza Minelli has some stories.....

Jemtastic said...

Liza's won a Grammy, an Emmy, an Oscar and a Tony...permanent A-Lister.

I refuse to be Liza with a Z rates lower than the wooden Jessica Biel.

discoflux said...

I'm just agreeing with everyone else that Liza is permanently A List and permanently FABULOUS.

AndrewBW said...

Liza is permanent A list all right, but I do wish she'd give up the bottle. She looks sad.

Renoblondee said...

She has an EGOT? Awesome!

ms snarky said...

A-list all the way. What a life she's had!

cbdabest4life said...

Liza with a Z is BULLET PROOF A LIST FOREVER #bitchpleaseindeed!

cbdabest4life said...

Liza with a Z is BULLET PROOF A LIST FOREVER #bitchpleaseindeed!