Thursday, January 03, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 23, 2012

This barely still A list all movie actor who is always a little strange finally went too far with his long suffering girlfriend. The final straw was when he introduced her to his co-star and then said they were going to have sex and the girlfriend should join them. The girlfriend said no, and her A lister boyfriend said that the co-star had a boyfriend and would the girlfriend rather just swap? That was it. Out the door she went.

Shia LaBeouf

65 comments:

*karen* said...

I don't know why, but this just makes me laugh out loud. Shia, you are so STOOPID.

Lisa said...

Oh he just is so gross. Good for her for leaving his dumb ass.

JSierra said...

I liked him better as Louis Stevens.

MISCH said...

The little creep....

Kewi said...

Asshat, I hope he gets ED.

LottaColada said...

...and now they are free to be together as a couple. The girlfriend made the right choice!

skimpymist said...

That's so sexy. I wouldn't have left him.

Vicki Cupper said...

I think I got crabs from reading this blind.

:| raven |: said...

nasty nasty boy. penicillin anyone?

FSP said...

I'm gonna try this.

Amber said...

What is this guy's deal? Dick.

FrenchGirl said...

i believe Laboeuf and his girlfriend broke before the filming of Lars Von Trier's movie

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Wow why don't i remember his characters name in even stevens being named Louis. I remembered Ren. Shia should just go find his moms teepee and live happily ever after with her.

Anna Namuss said...

You Pig. Good for her for running away, no one deserves that kind of treatment. She looked like a nice girl from what little I saw of her in pap photos. I wish her luck in finding someone real that is more mature than this nasty piece of work. La Douche indeed. The Hell?! " You can get in bed with us...." Sounds like he just didn't know how to dump her and wanted to drive her away.

childeroland said...

Who's the co-star, I wonder.

Jules_345 said...

Lol @ Vicki Cupper

In my imagination he never grew past the smartass Stanley Yelnats. I really liked him at that point.

Hollyweird said...

Who would have thought that nerdy adorable little kid from Freaks and Geeks would grow up to be such a dirty whore.

SweetDee said...

"CALLED IT" --said everybody, ever.

DBZee said...

@childeroland - love your nickname!

What a scuzz.

Barton Fink said...

Anyone dating the boof has to expect the problems.

Rafi said...

Shia LaBeouf and John Mayer are incredibly good looking assholes.

cinephreak said...

this makes me confused on the all movie status but whatever

eris hilton said...

ugh, he is such a skeezy THING.

Alice Tate said...

All movies is what they currently do, even if they got their start on tv.

HolidayinCambodia said...

He wasn't in Freaks & Geeks. That was the guy who is on Fringe, or something like that.

ethorne said...

Ewww, slow down Sean Penn Jr.

Jules_345 said...

Not the guy on Fringe, he's the guy that was in Tropic Thunder. Although there was more than one geek, I think that's the one you are talking about.

*karen* said...

LOL @skimpymist (I'm assuming that you're being sarcastic).

@Hollyweird, do you mean the guy from Bones?

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas

Teepee?

Jazzy said...

Yeah, that mascot episode was one of the funniest ones.

discoflux said...

The guy from freaks and geeks is on Bones.

mannyv said...

Don't see why people are dumping on the guy. He asked, she said no. They're both adults. The blind implies that she's said yes before.


yodelay said...

Somewhere along the way, a screw came loose in this guy. I knew a dozen people that would have tried this at his age. Most of them grew out of it. The rest are divorced.

Del Riser said...

The thing that struck me was that Shia acts as though this is all perfectly normal behavior.
"Hi honey, meet the co-star, we'll be having sex, feel free to join in." "No?" "Well she has a boyfriend, do you two just want to get it on?"
I'm sure this is normal for him, but it's nice that the girlfriend had the good sense to leave.

Sherry said...

Not sure the blind implies there was a yes before but I wouldn't doubt it. Sounds like Shia takes himself as a "star" a bit too seriously. Guess he's doing it for art.

Count Jerkula said...

Before she left, she should have come home w/ some huge black dude and told Shia, "I'm going to go in the bedroom and suck this guy's cock. You wanna come help? You liked the taste of his cum when you ate my pussy last night."

cinephreak said...

No Shia was in F&G too, I think only for like one or two episodes though

Helen Lawson said...

She is crazy if the other guy was Tom Hardy.

fancyscreenname said...

So he completely misjudged her character? For someone to suggest this so casually there must have been some chance that she'd consider it. No?

fancyscreenname said...

^^nevermind, of course people go there without just cause sometimes.

Moonmaid said...

And rightfully so! But at least he was up front about it, instead of skanking around and lying.

Unknown said...

Count jerkula! That was awesome!

Natália said...

Well, open relationship

Pink_Palace said...

Was the ex the girl that girl who married a Mumford, Carey Mulligan, or China Brezner? No, I have no clue who China is, but I had forgotten Carey's name and they both came up in the search. Carey is adorable, but I remember a blind about her dating guys who treated her like crap. Sad - if true!!

mannyv said...

@Jerkula

With her luck, he might say "Yo Jerome, how's it hanging? I'll be ready for you when she's done upstairs."

Hah.

skimpymist said...

Lol @ count jerkula

Mango said...

I think *I* got crabs from reading Vicki's post. Such is the power of Da Boof.

nessa said...

@jsierra that show was amazing, who knew he'd turn into captain douche

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you, Unknown. I am a high functioning scumbag, and occasionally spit something out worth reading.

Agent**It said...

More often than naught, Count Jerkula. The 'worth reading' part, not the scumbag part.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you too Agent**It. If I get too much praise, I'm going to have to turn in my troll card though.

And yes, My name is Count Jerkula and I am a scumbag. I am past denial and don't care about the other steps. As proof, I am LOCKED IN waiting to see if the chick that made a porn tape just past 18 that got botched gets revealed. Remember, she is paying the producer/director to keep it on the DL, but there are like 2-3 actors/celebrities that know and use the knowledge for some pussy. PLEASE ENTY REVEAL THAT!

I'm thinking Ed Powers for the producer. He used to get the cuties right off the bus, but was SOOOOO disturbing to watch have sex. Do yerself a favor and DON'T google the guy.

Elizabeth said...

I do not get Shia's appeal. I don't see it at all.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Count Jerkula

Could you try harder to get a more racist stereotype in there? Kay thanks.

BrittH said...

Me too, he was really funny

Alicia said...

I had a crush on him way back when he did that Even Stevens show. I'm embarrassed to say that since I was already a grown up when he was doing it!

Ok so I don't see the big deal in this blind. If he came out of left field and was like " I'm going to bone my costar and that's a deal breaker " I can see how it could be considered caddish .. But asking for a threesome or a swap? Hot if youre into that sort of thing .. Which apparently she wasn't. Her loss.. He's sexy to me * hides head and runs in corner *

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@tuxedo cat, sorry just saw this. His parents are really unique hippy types. Pretty sure the mom was a nudist. He has a quote saying how he considers her a goddess and the sexiest woman alive and if he would marry her if he could. I can't find the original tepee quote but I swear he said he grew up in one. I couldn't find that but did find a few articles that shia was trying to kick his dad out of his garage, it's time for him to go back to his tepee, which he lives in half the year.

The mom thing grosses me out and he just annoys me.

All about Eve said...

@ JSierra, I loved that show! It's a shame what he's turned out to be

JSierra said...

You asshole, Count Jerkula. Of course I had to google him! Now I am going to wash my eyes out with everclear, that guy is nasty.

Count Jerkula said...

"@Count Jerkula

Could you try harder to get a more racist stereotype in there? Kay thanks."

I wasn't trying to be racist, just trying to think of a type that lil Shia wouldn't get lippy with. If it helps, you could swap "huge black dude" for "juiced up biker".

@JSierra: I hope the warning kept you from doing it while eating.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Count Jerkula

That's a good Count. Thanks.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Onyx

Thanks, Onyx. I didn't know he had had such an insecure upbringing.

Count Jerkula said...

Your welcome Tuxedo Cat.

mad cat said...

Aww look at how nice the Count is playing today!!

DBZee said...
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megan00m said...

Agreed, Ur comment was great. Like third time ur comment allowed for a choke on my lucky charms.