Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 29, 2012

This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.


A list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart

42 comments:

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Oh oh Cameron, getting more desperate everytime we hear from her.

Kloie said...

Oh lord. I wonder how he responded...

figgy said...

This was the popular guess. But did he go for it?

La Descarada said...

Just as everyone guessed. It was when she wore that hideous yellow dress wasn't it?

noyfb said...

Sooooo did he take her up on the offer?

Noel said...

Reading what a dog he is in the early blind reveal I'm guessing he liked it. A lot.

Alli said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
skimpymist said...

Cameron is having a huge mid life crisis and I'm pretty sure r patz took advantage of that.

Basil said...

Love it. Go Cam.

Cathy said...

Wasn't he just B+ in the blind that was revealed earlier today from the same time period?

EllenPo said...

Now THAT's a good reveal! But did they seal the deal?

izz said...

I thought this had already been revealed, or was it just that People or Us had a story about this happening?

Cameron and Robert both skeeve me out,

Thanks for all the reveals, and thanks to all the commentators for keeping entertained today!

nolachickee said...

Oh, my Cammie. Why do you stoop so low? Please start loving yourself, and stop it with these douches. It's beyond whack now, girl.

Christopher Cruz said...

Total cougar! Get it, girlfriend!!!

MrPresident said...

So being in a franchise that does not rely on talent or star power makes anyone a-list now a days? I don't think Rob will be in any movie that earns over 100m again or win any acting awards

lauren said...

Well considering what a horndog he seems to be (according to earlier reveals), I'm sure he jumped right on this! Cameron's WAY better than LiLo!

Renoblondee said...

Cameron is an idiot. Watch her in any interview.

Spicy Pumpkin said...

Good catch, Cathy!

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

well she admits to flying for cock, so a little squeeze under the table is a step up for her

FSP said...

Mucho list jumping.

Krissie said...

Cam has a mental age of 15.

I don't really get why she's "been a totally different person over the past year" though. She has always seemed immature and usually drunk/drugged/both to me. My only guess is that her behavior is getting even worse?

whocaresnow12 said...

I think 2013 might finally be the year she goes to rehab.

Erika said...

Knew it! Poor Cam. Rob's career will flourish critically from now on. He has tons of really promising films lined up for 2013. He'll separate himself from the PR nightmares soon enough.

Mister Fresh said...

Cameron Diaz turned 40 which is hard for sex symbols. Glad to hear that she is doing volunteer work as a sex worker!

califblondy said...

Mr. Mayor, I was thinking the same thing, I remember her saying that. While I find him gross, I say if she wanted some, good for her.

Henriette said...

Does anyone remember that stupid interview where she said women wanted to be objectified? Diaz is about as smart as a box of rocks. Sofia Coppola was sure right about her.

mad cat said...

I hate listenimg to her in interviews, her voice just grates on me, maybe its because she is always laughing when she talks. AND GROSS if she knew all the others that had been there before her and she still chose to go there!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

@madcat I totally agree!

She has seemed more odd than normal the last year. Aging is difficult though...ugh.

yodelay said...

This past year she went from (seemingly) fun loving to desparate. The implants were the icing on the cake. She looked great before!

dia papaya said...

I love that she knows what she wants and goes for it! You go girl!

just curious said...

Awww,Pity Pussy...like Tylenol for a migraine.

just curious said...

Kim K,Rihannas,Demi acting as a MILF,Danica Patrick,etc.
Diaz has a point.

k.mama.sexy said...

haha timebob . I have to mention before your term ends that I chuckled out loud when you changed your name . Don't comment much here but I sure have enjoyed the last couple of days . I will totally vote for you when you make your run for CDAN president :-)

Anna said...

When this blind originally came out it stated also that Rob "would have none of that". Sounded like Rob didn't want anything to do with her. Good for him, if it's true. I wonder if he's really the "slut" everyone says he is...he doesn't seem like he'd even know where to start with a woman or please her.

:| raven |: said...

the ONLY movie i ever liked her in is Any Given Sunday. i refuse to watch anything else with her in it.

blech!

Silly Girl said...

I really want to like her, but I just can't. I also can't put my finger on why I don't like her, I just don't. She's younger than me, great body, beautiful, but I think it's her personality/persona that just grates on my nerves.

PotPourri said...

not many men would refuse Cameron Diaz. Still gorgeous.

Caroline Fritz said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
winnyfranfran said...

I don't get his appeal. Not at all. He is unwashed, not in a good way; and not at all attractive.

Dee Lurker said...

I thought she was smarter than this-that she would age graciously and embrace herself for her talents rather than her vanity...then again, i thought the same of Madonna :/

Ari said...

Why does everyone want his smelly ass?

Spicy Pants! said...

Oh gawd. Like she's doing him a favor or something. :p