Thursday, January 17, 2013

Elin Nordegren Is Taking Tiger Woods Back

If you believe The Enquirer, then you will also believe that Elin Nordegren is reuniting with Tiger Woods and taking him back. They say in the report that Tiger is willing to give her half his fortune if he strays again and some kind of upfront payment too. So, yes, he is basically buying her if you want to get technical. Elin already got $110M the first time around and seems to be having a pretty idyllic life. From what I can see, she basically spends all day at the beach while people build her dream house which should be completed sometime in the next 10 years. At that point she will be bored and sell it and have to take a loss but will be featured on Million Dollar Listing - Florida which will exist at that point and fall in love with one of the brokers who used to play hockey for Sweden and they will have triplet boys who they will name Lars. I could actually see Elin and Tiger getting back together. There has been time to calm things down and she was pretty open before, but just didn't want to be humiliated in the media. Plus, they do have two kids together.

64 comments:

DewieTheBear said...

I want Elin's life.

Seachica said...

What a fool. She already has the money. Tiger isn't going to be any better the second time around. A Tiger doesn't change his stripes.

LottaColada said...

That's quite a picture you painted there enty! Why would she want him back though, 20 mistresses later?

mikey said...

I'm more likely to believe Tiger wants her back and she laughed in his face.

Crystal said...

Exactly Seachica. He will just be sneakier and more careful this time around!!
He's a dirty dog.

Vicki Cupper said...

I would take him back only to publicly humiliate him.

Jamie 2 said...

She may think her kids would be better with a dad. Although I can't imagine why she'd ever trust him again.

VIPblonde said...

I'm not mad at it. It's not like he beat her, and now she knows what she's getting into. Plus think if all of the apology jewelry she'll be getting! Her collections could rival Liz Taylor's!!

Maya Sambora said...

Tiger has pretty much crashed and burned without her. He should spend his money gladly to get her back! I love how she was obviously the quiet strength that made the man.

FSP said...

Well said Seachica.

MISCH said...

Oh honey don't do it.......

Maya Sambora said...

Tiger has pretty much crashed and burned without her. He should spend his money gladly to get her back! I love how she was obviously the quiet strength that made the man.

Susan said...

It's got to be for the kids. Who would leave that single girl setup if not for the kids? I know if god forbid, me and The Hubs didn't make it, my little guy asking for his dad all the time would break my heart.

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Lucas said...

I think Tiger has made some good changes. He has been humbled both personally and professionally in the last few years and I think he realizes he fucked up big time. As a wise man once sang: "Don't know what you got til it's gone..."

Layna Day said...

Elin knew what Tiger was doing. Maybe not to what degree he went, but the primary reason she left him was because it became public.

A lot of these golfers lead secret lives. They're rich, travel the world in private jets to make millions just for showing up, and golfing groupies down for whatever. Tiger isn't the only one, just the one who got caught. For now.

Like Vanessa Bryant realized, Elin is missing the spotlight. Being rich is nice. Being rich AND famous is want most want. Elin is just the ex-wife now. If she doesn't get back with Tiger, watch her hook up with some other athlete.

plrtz glrb said...

He probably just wants to salvage his public image. she may consider it for the kids or the $$$

MadLyb said...

I remember reading a blind item about this a week ago or so somewhere...Blind Gossip, I think.

Silly Girl said...

@Maya, I think you are so right on. I don't remember this part of the story, but didn't he come out and say she was the love of his life and he screwed up, because he could? I seem to recall something like that. I'm not excusing his behavior, at all, but I'm wonder if he is really sort of a lost soul without her? Maybe she's the one who kept him in line, while others promoted and helped him cheat? Nothing can touch me, I'm Tiger Freakin' Woods! And then his wife left him and his world crashed in around him. Now he wants her back.
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic, or I believe in soul mates, or something like that.
Anyway, in a way, I hope this story is true. I also hope 30 years from now they are on a talk show talking about how the time apart is what made them stronger, etc.
A girl can dream....

Anna said...

I worry about her skin type and the Florida sun. I hope she buys sunscreen by the gallons.

Jeneral said...

I hope to God this is not true. Set an example for your children Elin.

SueRH said...

First, RUN, ELIN, RUN! And second, how does anyone know that she knew what was going on?

Amy in MI said...

Yay for cheesy Cinderella songs lol

Amy in MI said...

Maybe they're being roommates and coparenting in the same house?

Or not. Come on Elin, you did good when you dropped his ass

Vicki Cupper said...

Oh, please. He was cheating on her during the whole marriage. He'll do it again. People like him don't change. She'll just get hurt all over again. If she's doing it for the kids, then let him have them on extended vacations.

nancer said...

i'm with silly girl. i want it to be true.

the one thing i do believe, whether the story's true or not, she really, really loved him. maybe she still does.

Amber said...

IF there is truth to this, I won't have any sympathy when he cheats on her again (not that she's looking for my sympathy). Sticking it out for the kids, in a lot of cases, is NOT good for the kids. They can tell when something is wrong; they're sensitive.

Evil Kumquat said...

His sponsors must REALLY want him back together with her.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Aw, this is sweet! I hope they can work it out. That will be a real accomplishment if they can put the past behind them. I always thought it was a love marriage.

Lurker Girl said...

GUUUUURRRRLLL, .....you don't need that trifeling fool, you've already got his money--not RUN!

Layna Day said...

There is also a rumor that he's dating skier Lindsey Vonn. So who knows.

*karen* said...

@Tuxedo Cat, I thought it was a love marriage, too. Unfortunately, some men (and some women) don't see the problem with going elsewhere for sex just because they're in love with their spouse.

mannyv said...

If they get back together, Tiger has to do two things:

(1) hide the clubs,
(2) get a faster car.

Tammy said...

I think he's hoping he'll get his game back. I think she wants her babies to have their daddy back. I'm sure there is still affection between them, at least, and she's had time to cool off. I hope she insists on a medical check up from him. And I agree he'll cheat again, but I wish them the best of luck.

bflogurl said...

Sounds like a business deal to me.... he gets into the good graces of the public by groveling and "getting back together" with his wife, she gets back into the limelight and they both keep turning a blind eye to what the other is actually doing...

Count Jerkula said...

If she getting back with him for the money, then she is a whore and should be treated as such.

Tell her: after 10 years you get 200mill, I'm gonna go back to screwing everything that moves, but this time I'll get tested once a month.

If he waits till that house is 3/4 built, he could prolly get her for $100mill.

Anyway, Fool, Money, Parted. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

JSierra said...

Ay yi yi , I just do not understand women who go back to the men that done them wrong.
Hopefully this is all about the money and not about her actually believing him when he says that he won't cheat again. People can change, but i highly doubt that a fellow who cheated with hundreds (didn't they figure out that is how many women there were?) of women can change his philandering ways.

just curious said...

I always put him in the same boat as Chris Brown:Got thrown under the White Hippocracy Double Standard bus.

Letterman was bringing his girlfriend on vacation with his wife and kids.When his scandal broke,he had a boost in ratings.

Silly Girl said...

@just curious, I've never heard of a 'White Hippocracy Double Standard' bus. Interesting take on it. Rude, but interesting.

Anna Nawnamizz said...

She's got as much money as she could ever want. But you know what she doesn't have? Is love. And the father of her children. If she can put it behind her and try again with him, then that's between them. I would be willing to be that he would cheat again, although quietly and on a much smaller scale. But she's tried living without him, and if she wants him back, and they're happy together, the I say more power to them, she's the one that has to decide if she can live with the hurt, she must really, really, truly love him.

Alicia said...

I call BS. No way is she even thinking about going back to him. She's got her choice of billionaires at this point.

curlyhairslacker said...

I hope there is no truth to this. Have some dignity, Elin!

Mango said...

I call bullshit. She doesn't appear to be stupid and she knows now just how deep his betrayal ran. I have no idea if his endorsements were negatively affected by the scandal but if they DO get back together I feel it will be a business arrangement to boost his public image. He has refused to give kids autographs and is a cheap tipper. Besides being a cheat and a womanizer, he is just not a nice person.

Unknown said...

or she´s already through the money
110 mil
tax gone
florida home buy
florida home build new
some funds for kids and sweden family
2-3 long time investments...

so he´s the easiest to get more from because he will cheat. so what. good for them

RocketQueen said...

Call me an idealist, but I believe people CAN change, since I'm one of them. Not all people, mind you, but some CAN. Tiger? meh. Who knows.

Sherry said...

Ya know just cuz the Equirer got the John Edwards thing right doesn't mean that they are automaticaly right all the time now.

I could see how he would consider Elin to be his good luck charm and wants to be back on top. But what happens if they do get back together and he's still losing? Over again?

jax said...

as if!!! LOL. She got the money, why in hell would she ever get back with that cheating dickbag??

never gonna happen.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@just curious

I totally agree.

Lucas said...

Why would he cheat again? Dude can get all the ass (and even all the ass-to-ass) he wants, and if that's what he wanted then why go back? His image is recovering nicely and he will never be hurting for money. A clue to how he has grown as a person is his relationship with Rory McIlroy. Old Tiger would never have been palling around with his heir apparent. If he wants to be back together with Elin I think it is because he loves her and misses being with her. You can love people and still do wrong by them, especially if like Tiger you have lived in a bubble that skewed your sense of right and wrong. Why do we say "Oh poor so-and-so child actor..." but Tiger doesn't get a pass? His father was every bit as bad a stage parent as anything to come out of Hollyweird.

SashaJames2 said...

People change, and sometimes it takes a person to hit rock bottom before they make changes. If he wants her back now, it's probably becos he realises he loves her and wants to work things out. She should give love a chance.

Frufra said...

Get out of my head, Vicki Cupper!!! Mr. Frufra has been placed on notice - I PROMISE that I would go ape-shit bananas if I, God forbid, got Tiger Wood-ed. You would all see me on the news.

In reality, I hope I would have enough presence of mind to act dignified for the sake of my children. But I don't think I can promise anything. Men who act like dirty dogs in their marriage, especially with children in the mix, deserve to feel all the pain their wife can dish out.

Frufra said...

Evil Kumquat, you are the winner. I imagine this is the long and short of the whole deal. Just like our friend Kobe.

MsPink Kitty said...

Elin knew what was going on. She had dated more than one golfer before she met and married Tiger.

After the divorce she dataed a billionaire and he reportedly turned out to be a douche as well.

Some men are assholes. Rich men are bigger assholes.

Who knew?

BitterBlondin said...

Layna Day - I think she's already dating a Swedish hockey player who plays in NHL.

All about Eve said...

I believe people can change too but the guy didn't cheat once!! It was multiple times! That means he didn't feel any guilt if he kept doing it. I think he just wants his family guy reputation back.

@ just curious, that's a very interesting observation. I know personally I dislike Tiger because of the multiple cheatings, once can be forgiven but I lost count how many women came forward and Chris really did a number on Rihanna. As for David Letterman, he's not my favorite person either, I don't watch his show regularly, I'm still sleeved out by that scandal with his staff and the blackmail.

Spiffypaws said...

I live in Jupiter. My boss's mom was pumping gas recently at a gas station and realized that Tiger was @ the pump next to her. He couldn't have been nicer; he let her take his picture and I've heard stuff like this from others. Maybe he's grown out of some of his dickishness.

MrWolf said...

Bah, I am getting tired of the dating scene. I guess I just have earn $110 million dollars and buy my own Swedish model wife.

bonnie blue-blade said...

I hear it's 200 million dollars

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

I don't have much of an opinion on the story, I just enjoyed the teasing of Swedes!

(My family is from a nearby country where making fun of Swedes is a national pastime. I love Swedish folk, but I love picking on them even more!)

Tuxedo Cat said...

I think people can change. Maybe he's done a lot of growing up in the meantime, and he must miss his children terribly. I believe people can change. There is a part of an athlete that is highly disciplined (no I don't mean that kind) and maybe he can apply those principles to his marriage.

Henriette said...

If I had all her dough, I would be enjoying myself without his drama.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I'm still not over her demolishing that perfectly nice mansion.

John Throbs said...

Elle is a big black cock slut

Count Jerkula said...

You never know, the half that is Asian might be from the belly button down.