I was trying to figure out what he has around his torso. It looks as if it has a speedometer and an odometer on it. Or like a championship wrestling belt?
I really, really wish I didn't have to live through another Lohan child catastrophe.
He is so fucking hot, I would bang him in a second.
That's it. I'm jumping.
OMG. Close your mouths.
I'm with Tuxedo – wth is he wearing? (Please oh please let it be a time machine that only works backward!)
I'm normally sympathetic about photos where the person is caught with their mouth open and looks kinda stupid, but no, these two get no passes.
oh my, wish they would consider having a nice couple adopt this poor child.
There are certain situations where mandatory sterilization should be required. This is one of those times.
Wait…so his kid is really a Major Lohan?
That's a rough way to start life.
Right @Jason? Oh man, now I have to be the most lying, criminally inclined crazy Lohan to live up to my name.
Wait? Didn't he kick her in the vagina a while ago? Ever since then I've come to adore the term " cunt punt "
Poor kid. Maybe Kate has some normal, healthy family members that can have a good influence on the kid? Let's hope so…
Poor soul. Poor Soul
Yes, that's a "championship" wrestling belt.
Kid will be changing his name the fist chance he's legally able to.
!!lmao!! That picture is freakin' priceless! The open mouths, that thingie-speeedometer/odometer/wrestling belt/time machine (thanks to all previous comments!), the alkie complexions…freakin' priceless, I say!!
Poor, poor kid.
Hard to believe she's only 28. She looks a lot older than that.
Long time lurker coming out of hiding to say WOW. You thought it was bad being a Lohan, try being a MAJOR Lohan! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
I was just going to say that.
Why does he continue wearing those spandex shirts???
That is going to be a unfortunate looking kid.
Is she really ONLY 28?
@Maja-love your profile pic!
I was afraid of that….
Ethorne for a split second I thought you were serious. BTW has anyone seen my mind today because I appear to be losing it.
Add me to the "she's 28?" list
I imagine Landon Lohan (that name) will probably look and act pretty similar to that other excellent celebrity offspring Redmond ONeal, his parents both being addicts, (Farrah Fawcett and Ryan Oneal) Who knows though? The kid could turn out alright. Not holding my breath, but maybe?
I was thinking to myself, who would have a child with Michael Lohan? Than I remembered she used to date Jon Gosslin From Jon & Kate plus 8.
That officially puts her in the fame whore category!
@Maya: full body shudder!
Good Luck with that….
Too bad they don't ship that kid off to that woman who had his loathechild. That kid turned out awesome, even with that Lohan DuhNA.
Gross. GAG!This man never shuts his big mouth
6 children with 3 different women…… How in the world did he manage that???
Why are fucktards always so fertile?
His idiotic "look at buff me!" outfit reminds me of Justin Bieber's dad (?name?) – who also loves to get photographed without a shirt, posing it up. Another narcissistic father, another messed-up kid. Great.P.S. Looooooong time reader, de-lurking to become a new poster. Hi everyone
Amen to that! Seems like the more stable you are and the more you really want a baby, the harder it becomes to get pregnant. This is exactly why I hate that "children are gifts from God" crap–what supposedly "loving" God gives children to people that He knows are gonna destroy/abuse/neglect them, yet wont give a child to someone who would genuinely love them and be a fantastic parent? Its not fair!
Fuck, he is revolting. Another poor child he won't pay child support to and will be fucked up beyond belief. His only chance is adoption – preferably as a result of a car crash that kills both his parents. Normally I don't wish those sorts of things on people, but I really feel no guilt about wishing it on them so I'm going to go with it. Get that child away from them!
OMG @ethorne I almost exploded at your comment.
We need a photo montage of the whole Blohan family with their mouths open. If anyone is up to it, please have at it!
The neighbors better have CPS on speed dial. This kid is fucked.
Mango I would take that challenge if I wasn't pretty busy this weekend. Remind me on Monday and I'll do it!
This girl got pregnant while she had a restraining order in place against him. Real class. And I agree with the poster who said that trash basically has no problems procreating. Walk into a fertility clinic. Normal, educated, common sense people who deserve to be parents! I hope this fame whore raises her child far, far away from the Lohans. But I don't think that will happen.
well the name landon has been ruined for me