This week, Randy Quaid lost his bid to become a permanent resident of Canada. He further screwed himself by withdrawing his refugee application and was not allowed to reinstate it. His only option right now is to hope that a federal appeals court in Canada either grants his residency or lets him reinstate his refugee application otherwise the star whackers might get him. Randy is currently hiding out in Quebec where he is learning how to recite all of the vacation movies in French so he can do live theatre and pay some bills. There is still a $500K warrant out for his arrest in California which is where he will end up going if Canada kicks him out.