Thursday, January 24, 2013

Today's Blind Items - So Confused

This actor was probably going to be A list. He was headed in that direction. Television, movies, he could do it all. Studios gave him popcorn movies and then watched our actor trash the movies and the people he worked with and was soon labeled the guy you don't want to make a movie with. Even if a movie did great, which many of his movies did, studios just wanted to find someone else. It is no fun to have an actor call you out publicly or send you e-mails or scream about f**king your wife. Out of control. Ex-girlfriend? She couldn't stand him after he got fame. hated him. Yelled at her, threatened to beat her. Poured vodka all over her while she was sleeping one night and then walked around the room with a cigarette lighter while yelling at her that it was her fault he couldn't get it up. Mostly his problem is that he prefers guys, but can't accept that which leads to drinking. Lots of drinking. Rehab worthy drinking. Even if he goes though he has a long way to go before he will be given another big chance. Lots of apologies and he is not the guy to ever apologize to anyone. He called one executive's wife a fat f**k and then sent 20 pounds of chocolate to the guy everyday for a week with vicious notes about the guy's wife.

142 comments:

KPeony said...

Wtf did I just read? This guy needs therapy.

Vicki Cupper said...

Wow. He doesn't deserve another chance. Hope the asshole's revealed.

warmislandsun said...

Shis, Shia, Shia................

mmshukla008 said...

Screams Shia LeDouche to me...

bornwithrage said...

Sounds like Shia and Charlie Sheen had a son...

allisonwonderland said...

Shia

VIPblonde said...

First thought was Alex Pettyfer, but I think this reads like someone who had been around longer than he has

Eileen Newell said...

Jeremy Piven much?

MissPinkKate said...

I don't know why Taylor Kitsch came to mind, but I really don't want it to be him, so I'll go with Shia!

Amber said...

If he's going to waste vodka like that, it'd better have been Karkov and not Grey Goose.

SKOR said...

First name that popped into my mind was Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He has been treated for alcoholism a few times already.

Christopher Cruz said...

What an asshole. Are there any NORMAL people in Hollywood?!

Cory said...

Has Shia done a lot of Television? I'm more inclined to think the Piven guess is closer.

dia papaya said...

LOL Amber. Don't waste the Vodka!!!

Renoblondee said...

@Cory He started on TV with Even Stevens on Disney? I think, so yep.

annanaannnaaaa said...

I read it as Shia.

dia papaya said...

I want to go with our favorite angry closeted man - B Coop!

Can he be B Poop today in honor of my favorite Carnie?

PotPourri said...

Piven didn't get popcorn movies, and it doesn't even remotely make me think Piven..

Sparkwee said...

This made me think of Vin Diesel.. but I don't think he has done much TV.

rejectedcarebear said...

Shia started off on TV

Diana G said...

This is just awful. It's really sad because it almost seems as if everyone in Hollywood is fucked up.

rejectedcarebear said...

@dia- it seems like BPoop but I don't think he drinks, anymore.

cc423 said...

I can picture that Shia person doing these awful things...

B. Profane said...

Oh come on, you guys don't actually believe this one, right? Twenty pounds of chocolate a day to a studio exec? Trying to incinerate your girlfriend with alcohol? Obviously a parody BI. And, I have to say, well done. I love the detailed depravity.

yodelay said...

Def sounds like Shia, but he works pretty steady. I've never heard any stories about him being such a vindictive cunt before, just an up his own ass "Actor!"
That kid does have problems, but I'm rooting for him. He was great in Lawless.

plrtz glrb said...

I like the Jonathan Rhys Meyers guess

Fairmaiden327 said...

My exact first thought too!

PuggleWug said...

I'll eat the chocolate if the wife doesn't want it.

RocketQueen said...

Um.....wow.
Popcorn movies = Shia for sure, and the way he keeps getting in bar fights with average joes, there's some serious rage going on there.

Cathy said...

This sounds like Shia, but I thought it was Megan Fox who was badmouthing Michael Bay and was subsequently not asked back, not Shia. Everything else fits though.

stephani said...

Val Kilmer.

Roman Holiday said...

@ B Profane I am with you on this - this is just ringing untrue in my mind! How would he get work with other producer's/executives once word gets out that he is an asshole?? I call BS on this one....

Ingrid Superstar said...

MissPinkKate - NOT Taylor Kitsch "Even if a movie did great, which many of his movies did" All his movies have bombed.

moussemaker said...

My guess is Shia.

Helen Lawson said...

If he sent that to the exec's office I bet that guy's staff loves that actor.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Shia trashed the Indiana Jones movie, (although not without just cause, all told) so with the rest of it, I'm inclined to see this as him.
Besides, isn't the only thing he's got in the pipeline that indy flick?
Where "in the interest of his 'Art' he's having actual intercourse as part of a scene" ?

Ingrid Superstar said...

The chocolate thing must be a reference to Gene Wilder's famous role as "Wally Wonka" so this is clearly Gene Wilkinson![/Jackie Harvey]

Merlin D. Bear said...

Whoops, meant to add that seems a bit of a drop - from A++ movies to indy's ?
Especially financially

Michael said...

I'm guessing Shia for this. He's only in independent films currently.

KPeony said...

This does sound like Shia. I wanted to like him so bad.

@Amber
Wasting Grey Goose is complete alcohol abuse. I hope it was plastic bottle vodka too.
Poor girlfriend if this is true.

MinnieSaSa said...

Me too.

Anna Nonymous said...

Who is an out of control snot who trash talks their own movies? Hmmmmm... this sounds like one for Himmmm. Shia LeDouche sounds about right, he's got that dirty, sweaty, greasy thing going on and does get in alot of fights. he's out there enough with the hippy stuff to do things in an unconventional way, but the fat fuck name calling and chocolate sending is just cruel. Shia La Douche.

prolixe said...

Second the BS call. Way too much detail.

Anna Nonymous said...

I meant to say he's got the dirty/alcoholic look to him. Where he's so depressed, drinking so heavily that he can't get up the will to shower, shave or cut his hair.

FrenchGirl said...

20 pounds of chocolate? want to burn his girlfriend with vodka?
the guy needs a therapy in psychic hospital during very long time
even Klaus Kinski was less crazy !!

or this story is untrue or exaggerated

Whatever,my guess is Mickey Rourke (he did crazy things during his wild years)and since his comeback,he worked in popcorn movies(IMMORTALS,IRON MAN 2...)W

Pink_Palace said...

Darn the first part not matching, because I could swear the second half is a former Russell Crowe blind/reveal...

Sean said...

I just don't see it as Shia. If anyone did this, they wouldn't even get indie flix. They would have a hard time even getting a job at Burger King in California after that

leemonada76 said...

Owen Wilson?

B. Profane said...

Again, none of you actually thinks that this is a real BI, right? You all do recognize it's intended as a joke?

Snapdragon said...

@Ingrid, ahahahaha!

Katie said...

He trashed Indiana jones, Wall Street 2, and the last transformers movie he made.

rosie riveter said...

enty is a lawyer? did he skip the grammar/punctuation courses in college? these blinds are terribly written

rosie riveter said...

enty is a lawyer? did he skip the grammar/punctuation courses in college? these blinds are terribly written

rosie riveter said...

enty is a lawyer? did he skip the grammar/punctuation courses in college? these blinds are terribly written

Ingrid Superstar said...

We get it B., you're a wise, urbane man guiding us to the pearls of truth ON A TRASHY GOSSIP BLOG.

MrPresident said...

James Franco or Shia

RockitQueen said...

What about Gerard Butler?

rejectedcarebear said...

Does it bother you Profane that people are guessing?

Peter said...

Haha agreed!

Peter said...

He was on some Disney series for years as a child.

Felicia said...

Well, Shia likes the guys for sure but can't deal with it; and don't forget his extreme honesty about his fixation with his own mom, how he's in love with her, she's the ultimate earth mom, etc. He was probably really screwed up by one of those attachment parenting moms which will only tend to confuse one's sexuality and often creates sudden bursts of rage and violence toward women if you add drugs and/or alcohol to the equation.

Peter said...

You wana wake my Ass up to bitch about how you can't stay stiff? I'll pretend to listen but pour me a drink, not pour a drink on me.

phoenix said...

rosie, it seems the grammar, etc. errors in blinds are at least somewhat intentional to make them more obscure and harder to guess. That's my theory anyways.

PuggleWug said...

+1 Ingrid!!!
I do think this is a fake blind, though. If an actor is pulling shit like this constantly, there is no way it wouldn't have gotten put to the press. Also, this douche would not be working still.

PuggleWug said...

Put=out

JSierra said...

Man I have no clue but what a fucking nut job.

Why is the flaming girlfriend vodka shot so unbelievable? People do some crazy shit when they loose their minds.

curlyhairslacker said...

I read this as Shia.

JSierra said...

Rosie you must be new here. Just wait until he starts drinking.

Pogue Mahone said...

He's one sick puppy whoever he is!

Stephe96 said...

It says "headed" for A-list. Wasn't Shia pretty much already there?

carolinec said...

i think this is someone older than Shia..

"ex-girlfriend?" as if he's had one ex? shia has a list of ex girlfriends we all know about..

mynerva said...

JRM is a messy drunk, not a particularly nasty one. In my experience anyway.

MAC said...

Joaquin Phoenix just to be different.

Flo said...

Wow. What a douche.

Wen said...

I don't think this is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He has a few things in production. TV and Movies.

B. Profane said...

Guess all you like, but understand my point: I'm not saying that this is a fake BI meant to seriously mislead, I'm saying it's obviously a joke-fake BI meant as humor. And a pretty funny one at that.

Wen said...

The clue is he trash talks the movies cast and crew. Is Jonathan Rhys Meyers known for this? The only one who came to mind is Shia.

Flo said...

Maybe Giovanni Ribisi. I thought he would be huge. He's done tv and movies but then just disappeared for a while.

dragon said...

This sound so fake. I'm talking life time movie fake.

I m going to For the fun of it Alex Pettyfer. Has Alex done tv show?

PuggleWug said...

I think Enty put it out there as a legitimate blind item. I doubt his intention was to be humorous.

MissInfo said...

Whoever it is, I want to jank his wee and stomp on it! What a prick! Just vicious and mean...no need to be so nasty!

Amber said...

"jank his wee and stomp on it!" - that may be one of the cutest threats I've ever seen! lol

Andrew said...

I'm sure its supposed to be Shia. A lot of this sounds super fake- as usual. But Shia fits all the boxes. He started on tv. He's had several big box office hits and he's trashed almost all of them. He has a bad temper which everyone knows....

Its Shia. I just don't think all of this is true tho.

PuggleWug said...

Amber, I love slang like that! I used to think minge was an adorable term, until I found out what it meant.

PuggleWug said...

I think of Shia now as more of a stoner than a drunk.

Nope said...

I thought if Ed Norton, but not sure about the TV part.

ar said...

Jeremy Renner

Sarah said...

Colin Farrell?

Sherry said...

Mickey Rourke? What tv has he done? Off to IMDB again..

Joan Reed said...

For whatever odd reason, I find Jonathon Rhys so hot. Maybe it was The Tudors.

carolinec said...

did anyone see the Shia,Evan Rachel Woods interview from Sundance? That kid cares A LOT about his acting career and giving it all he's got. I'm having a hard time believing someone who worries so much about his craft and getting it right, is out there yelling at producers and calling their wives fat.

MissInfo said...

@ Amber - I was trying to keep it classy while sounding threatening enough to let people know "I mean business". LOL!

Agent**It said...

B.Profane "a parody BI with detailed depravity". A new CdanLand category. Nicely described.

Jax's Mom said...

I read this as Ed Norton, as I've read before that he's a giant self entitled douche. Though he was recently in Moonrise Kingdom and has 2 films coming out next year so I'm probably wrong.

CamColty said...

Lol

Upside Downunder said...

Shia LaPoof.

RocketQueen said...

Uh oh....there's a RockitQueen now? That's going to get confusing.

portlandjewel said...

Me too. I loove him though and hope he's not a creep despite his demonds.

RockitQueen said...

Sorry Rocket! You have good taste in music :-)

Flicknik said...

This can only be Shia.

dragon said...

Shia also doing that pron movie.

ReacherB said...

Billy Bob Thorton

SusanB said...

Just hope it was really good chocolate and not that cheap crap.

As for spelling/punctuation errors - you'd be AMAZED at how many well educated people, MDs, attorneys, top businesspeople, even some writers, can't spell or punctuate at all. I don't know how they got through school.

YoMismo said...

I read this as Shia.
Am I the only one who laughed (smiled, at least) at the chocolate thing? It's so sick that is awesome.

Kiki K said...

What about Sam Worthington?

prolixe said...

I read that as Pug-out. Heh! Prolixe out!

Unknown said...

James Franco

Angelina said...

What about Michael Cera? I know he has the Arrested Development movie coming out, but he seemed to lose footing on the ladder after his onset meltdown went viral. Did he have a girlfriend? I am not sure about that part.

kelly said...

Wait this sounds familiar -- crap, which almost-A list actors did I sleep with in the 80s?

Agent**It said...
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Char said...

@Kiki that is who I thought of - Sam Worthington.

Known anger issues, known bad attitude, gay rumors, was definitely headed to A list at one point, and now only "rumored" to be reprising his role in Avatar 2 (meaning it's not confirmed?!)

MAC said...

Michael Cera is in the Random Photos looking shitty drunk and I immediately thought of this blind... He does kinda fit.

Amelia Merritt said...

I also pondered this as a possibility...

RocketQueen said...

lol - well I guess so do you, Rockit!

B626 said...

Vince Vaughn,
nothing seems to be working anymore.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Shia does seem douchey at times, but don't think it's him.

He started acting pretty young, so the 'when he got famous' doesn't add up, unless he has a young teen and acted this way...

He does have issues, I am sure of that, but more in a way of suffering for his art and being delusional. Don't think he would actually do the horrible things this blind suggests.

*goes back to thinking of other guesses*

MadLyb said...

Chevy Chase was the first person who popped in my mind. Remember when he yelled at the producer of "Community"?

nudibelle said...

Shia La Douche'

MadLyb said...

This could very well be Shia, but I did find this tidbit:

http://gawker.com/5899097

TracySwingKid said...

What an idiot. So many of us waiting in the wings that will never even get a chance and this loser effs his up. I guess it's true; nice guys/girls finish last.

Tina Mallette said...

read enough autobiographies and biographies from actors and actresses directors and producers and other serious journalism about behind the scenes in Hollywood, along with stories that are confirmed day to day, nothing will shock you about Hollyweird

Caitlin Bruce said...

Cera also appeared in a staged comedy video that shows him being fired from the lead role of the film Knocked Up after belittling and arguing with the director, in a scene that mocks the David O. Russell blow up on the set of I Heart Huckabees.[11]

This was not a meltdown it was like a funny or die sketch!

dyzdirect said...

Alex "Petulant" Pettyfer

Movie he trashed: I Am Number Four
Popcorn movie: Beastly
Ex-girlfriend: Dianna Agron

AndyCane said...

Chloe Moritz

Henriette said...

This isn't the Coop. He's too smart for this. It sounds like Shia La Douche.

brooklyngirl said...

I am on the sam worthington train..he was in popcorn movies, one after another, titans, avatar, terminator. then bam he is gone. several public fights in relation to alcohol.

Jaiden_S said...

Not JRM. He's been around for a long time and still has stuff in production.

I was going to guess Alex Pettyfer, but I think I like the Sam W. guess better.

Sis Cesspool said...

@ B Profane - It was a slow Daily Mail day.

Sherry said...

Check out Shia's IMDB page. He has recently finished shooting a movie called Nymphomaniac where he billed fourth place behind Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Tragic.

obitguy said...

Chevy Chase

PookieTwo said...

Doesn't Enty mix made up blinds with the real ones for protective reasons? So if he's sued by someone for posting something he can claim he makes up most stuff and the details sometimes just happen "to fit" real life. I thought the mix of fake to real was much more than half (like 75/25).

Sheeb Oh said...

Shia LeBouef--immediate thought.

Jazzy said...

Yep, totally Shia.

Kristin. said...

Did Matthew Goode talk a lot of shit at some point?

All about Eve said...

I think this is Shia, it's a shame that he's such a bastard and with all that talent.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

What a nut job whoever it is. I really have no clue. I liked the Sam W and Alex P guess.

Hollywood is a hot mess!

Jenni said...

Hmmmm....I'm leaning towards a fake BI too- so much points to Shia- BUT
it says the GF couldn't stand him after he got famous, and Shia's been famous since childhood.

(Yay first comment!)

danielleM said...

Chris Evans.

Unknown said...

Chris Evans and colin farrell both have out gay brothers who they are super cool about so I doubt they'd be so torn up about being gay themselves. They might hide their sexuality for box office reasons but it's not the reason either guy is AA imo

allthesun said...

Totally random/shot in the dark guess, Michael Muhney? He is supposed to be a real asshole, buuuut a good actor but bc of his attitude folks don't want to hire him. He did Veronica Mars, General Hospital and movies...

Emmalinasaurus said...

I'm onboard with the Rhys Myers guess. I'm from the same town as him and that gay rumour has done the rounds more than once.

Baskingshark said...

Not Pettyfer or the Kitsch of death - neither one has "lots of movies that did great".