Friday, February 15, 2013

Blind Item #3

This foreign born and newly married A list singer was on vacation with his wife. During the flight he went to the back of the plane and the next thing you know there is a huge commotion. It turns out that the singer got himself locked in the lavatory and when the door was finally opened it turns out he was in there with a flight attendant. The wife was standing right there waiting when he got out.

57 comments:

RedHeadMed said...

No idea, but damn, he can't even keep it in his pants when his wife's around?! Ridiculous.

JSierra said...

Did Robin thicke just get married?

Sherry said...

Idiot.

FrenchGirl said...

Robin Thicke is married since 8 years

Jessi said...

Buble?

Jessi said...

Never mind, I thought he was just recently married.

Erin B said...

I looked up celebrity marriages in 2012, & here's what I got:

Neil Diamond

Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan - I think Enty would say if the wife is famous too, but maybe he thought it would be too easy.

There has to be others, right?

auntliddy said...

Dumbass. And isnt the flight attedant supp to be working??!!

LottaColada said...

Damn! I wanted to say Justin Timberlake but he isn't foreign born

O'Really said...

I read it as Buble

cc423 said...

How can this stay a blind item? Seems to me someone may have lost their job with the airlines...

FSP said...

Buble butt

Shocky said...

Robbie Williams is newly married and - it pains me to say - A list in the UK. Enty normally uses US classifications though.

Karen said...

Who was that old guy (I thought British) who got married to someone much younger than him? Was he from The Who?

greenmountaingal said...

What a turd.

Is doing it in an airport bathroom really all it's cracked up to be? It just seems so awkward to me.

crila16 said...

Michael Buble.

Nosy_Canuck said...

@greenmountaingirl - awkward and dirty. Not dirty in a good way.

Miss Reynolds said...

I instantly thought Buble too. Not sure if 2011 qualifies as "newly married" though.

Topper Madison said...

Ron Wood!

Topper Madison said...

@Karen He's a Rolling Stone. :-)

PARangersGirl said...

Buble was married in 2011. Could be him. Pictures of he & his wife at the airport in January - they look happy enough. She's really beautiful & cute dog! http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/06/michael-buble-luisana-lopilato-yvr-airport-departure-with-pet-pooch-simon/

PARangersGirl said...

Aaah Topper, good one. Wasn't there something about him recently.

Unknown said...

@Karen I think you are thinking of Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones.

Karen said...

Yes, I am thinking of Ron Wood!! Thanks, guys! All I could remember was old British rock star, not the band or guy's name.

Though now that I think about it, he's not really A list, is he?

Amber said...

Ron Wood plays guitar for Rolling Stones. BI says it's a singer.

PARangersGirl said...

Robbie Williams is a good guess too, but he isn't technically a newlywed either, he was married in 2010. But he is one of the biggest sleazers out there & openly admits he'd cheat if he had the chance. Could very well be him.

saycheese said...

Mumford from mumford and sons got married recently. so did one of the guys from lady antebellum. both currently maybe A-ish for the year?? maybe??

or if we're going back to 2011 as recent, then paul mccartney, gene simmons or blake shelton?

saycheese said...

oops, forgot foreign born, that rules out lady antebellum and blake shelton. mumford guy was born in usa, but moved back to england at 6 months old and grew up there--wonder if enty knows that?

Pogue Mahone said...

What a clod!

PARangersGirl said...

My goodness, Mumford's wife looks miserable in nearly every picture. Like here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2217749/Carey-Mulligan-looks-downcast-leaves-hotel-Mumford-Sons-man-husband.html

and here at The Grammys where they say she's happy, she doesn't look very happy http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2276850/Grammys-2013-Carey-Mulligan-supports-Mumford--Sons-husband-Marcus-wins-Album-Year.html

sandybrook said...

Robert Plant may have gotten married and moved to Texas in July.

Tuxedo Cat said...

"My zipper was stuck, baby. This hostess was just kind enough to help me!"

janele said...

Wasn't there a blind about Mumford and Mulligan being the celibate couple -- at least the couple that hasn't had sex since the wedding? Maybe Mumford was only celibate for her, and not with flight attendants?

Pink_Palace said...

Hope it isn't Buble since his wife is pregnant! Whoever it is, karma sir is a bitch!

tealily said...

Poor Carey Mulligan. I really hope this isn't Mumford.

Also: Gross.

tealily said...

I dunno, they look all right here: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/carey-mulligan-wipes-away-a-tear-when-husband-marcus-mumford-wins-album-of-the-year-at-2013-grammys-2013112

NomNom83 said...

I hate to be a killjoy, but this blind expects us to believe that a flight attendant can't unlock/unstick a bathroom door on a plane.

An A-list singer is probably flying first class or private. If private, that's ballsy to cheat practically under his wife's nose. If flying first class, then the guy basically walked the length of the plane to get to the back -- passing by and getting the attention of a number of fellow passengers.

Sandy said...

Buble, Ron Wood, and/or Mumford. And, ugh.

Maxine Alisha said...

buble

dragon said...

Lmao what an idiot.

scratchy kitty said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:-D
Finally an entertaining and funny story on Enty today.

scratchy kitty said...

OMG¡ Neil Diamond--it must be him!
This story just got a million times funnier--Im imagining him trapped in the bathroom wearing one of his leather suits pants down around his ankles :-D

scratchy kitty said...

I sNeil Diamond Canadian? Im too lazy to check

Mango said...

It would have to be someone that the flight attendant would recognize and want to bone because he is famous. Is Marcus Mumford recognizable yet? I don't think so. But Buble, is.

God, Neil Diamond must be pushing 70. More power to him!

hothotheat said...

I know its not, but I soooo wish this was Nicole and Keith.

Jenn said...

Gene Simmons was born in Israel, or something like that. I don't know if he's A-list or if he can still even do the deed in a bathroom, but women love him. For some reason

plokzy said...

I read this the whole way through as the singer from Nickelback. His new wife being Avril Lavigne... just looking at them it only looks like a question of time before the whole thing falls apart.

Tina Mallette said...

yeah Chad Kroeger he is a douchbag

Brandy said...

That made me actually lol.

Sherry said...

Ron Wood from the Stones, Karen. Good guess.

Sherry said...

Thank u @NomNom: First of all this sounds like a story I retold on this site about a honeymooning couple and the flight attendant catching the husband in the back lav with some random woman he met on the flight with the new wife being there when they opened the door.

And second of all, yes you can open the door externally. And finally as a former FA I call bullshit. Do you really think her co-workers would not notice her gone or be okay with such unprofessional behaviour? She would be risking her job.

Hegg said...

It's Buble.

Deryn said...

I doubt Buble, if only because I can't imagine him being able to fit in a lav with another person and have any room left over to do anything but have a nice conversation.

Anna Nonymous said...

Love it! What a scumbag. I would love to have a snapshot of that moment when he was caught.

KittensRUs said...

Not Neil Diamond. I'm only a few degrees from them and they are still in newlywed bliss.

Wood sounds likely.

Rez Fabulous said...

Blue water? Not sexy, no bueno.

Dafna said...

Not Buble. His wife is pregnant, I traveled with them on the same plane like three weeks ago and they were all lovey dovey with each other, on top of that his wife's mother always travels with them. They seem pretty happy too.