Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Blind Item #6

This C list celebrity of A+ list offspring went to the emergency room this week. He burned himself with Nair while trying to remove all the hair in his genital region. Guess his older B list celebrity girlfriend likes him smooth.

51 comments:

idlebanter said...

Sean Stewart FTW!

Ingrid Superstar said...

Scenes From An Imaginary American Pie Film.

LottaColada said...

OMG the humiliation from that is priceless.

Amber said...

LOLOL.

@idlebanter - perfect guess. Last week's ep of RHOBH (I hate myself for getting sucked in again), Adrienne made Paul get laser hair removal.

smash said...

That must be one hell of a rash.

noseygal48 said...

I put nair on my eyebrows once.....lol dumbest thing ever

greenmountaingal said...

Yuck!

NomNom83 said...

Aww, poor guy! I think we should let him have his anonymity on this one.

And didn't Adrienne make Paul get laser hair removal this season? Sounds like Sean Stewart.

[Given the jumbled wording, I'm interpreting this blind as "this C list celebrity offspring of an A+ lister..."]

Amber said...

@nosey - why didn't you want eyebrows?! lol. I used it on my legs one time and got what looked like razor burn covering the entirety of both legs. Suuuuuuuucked.

g.strathmore said...

I tried waxing my pubic hair once. I had a terrible reaction to the wax, and my entire pubic area sprouted what looked like huge bulbous genital warts. It was horrifying. After a week, the swelling went down, but it was red and itchy for another week or two.

Moral of the story: Be careful with your privates.

Basil said...

Ha ha. Poor guy. He should have left that one up to the professionals to do.

Derek Harvey said...

I saw Sean Stewert on celebrity rehab and he said that the reason he did drinks and drugs was because he had a small unit! lmao, I am not even joking. He said that Rod made fun of him---thats cruel but funny considering what a douche he is. He is best friends with Scott Dysek

Meanie Reese said...

Yow!!! I used Nair on my nether region when I was 17/18 and had a slight reaction a couple times but nothing that required a visit to the ER! I guess getting burned from this stuff is actually kinda common in these days of 'scaping. lol

Read the freakin' directions, people!

Patty said...

I've been reading Rod's autobiography and from what I gather, his unit size isn't too remarkable either...by his own words.

Meanie Reese said...

@Derek: Wow! What a flaming dick thing to do to your kid!!!

Meanie Reese said...

Ummmm. No pun intended on my last comment! But hey, it works. lol

MadLyb said...

I guess Rod did not leave his son an inheritance. Nair?

J Sara said...

Me too! I burned off half of one - ohhhh was it ever awful. I can chuckle now - but at the time it was quite the story...

LottaColada said...

After what Derek said above I just had to do some investigative research. Not sure if that's his dick or his balls though.

NSFW Sean Stewart

LottaColada said...

It does look quite hairy though.

NSFW Sean Stewart 2

Meanie Reese said...

@Lotta: thanks for taking a hit for the Snark Team!!

Meanie Reese said...

@Lotta: thanks for taking a hit for the Snark Team!!

Cousin Eddy said...

Been there, done that (stupidly and regretfully). No ER visit, but it happened on vacation (go figure) and the pain was even worse when I later ventured into the salt water of the ocean. My eyes are tearing up just thinking about that horrific experience. Chemical burns are no joke.

tealily said...

"C list celebrity of A+ list offspring"... now do you think that means he is the offspring of A+ parents?

Sherry said...

Never had a Nair incident but did have a waxing incident. I tried to do it myself for the first time never ever having even seen it be done. To this day it must have been so painful I cannot remember how I got that inch thick layer off my who hah.

bobbi_1025 said...

Sherry- Same here. But I made the mistake of hopping right in bathtub and literally got stuck to the bottom. Nearly ripped myself a new asshole.

ethorne said...

Great balls of fire!

KPeony said...

I do this all the time and have never had an incident. Nair is the way to go. I always slice myself up shaving.

*knocks on wood*

lazyday603 said...

What is a celebrity of an offspring? Offspring I get. Jane and Peter Fonda are the offspring of Henry Fonda. But what is a Jane Fonda or Peter Fonda celebrity? Somebody famous they hang out with?

__-__=__ said...

You all make me laugh! Thanks so much!!

Renoblondee said...

LMAO @bobbi I just laughed out loud. Hilarious thread!

Terri said...

I wax people for a living...and just remember that oil is the opposite of wax so if you have a waxing mistake, just rub baby oil on the wax and it will remove the wax without hurting the skin. No more sticking to the tub :)

Waxing underarms hurts like a mother, but it's so worth it!!

Back on topic, wasn't a recent reveal that Rod stewart insists that all women he sleep with be totally waxed because he caught crabs more than once?

noseygal48 said...

I was trying to get rid of the excess hair....so dumb

Badguesser said...

Wait a minute... Where is it? All I see is hair!

Lynette said...

Sherri, I did the same thing. Got half the wax off and figured pouring boiling water on the other half of my crotch would be less painfull than ripping of the remaining wax with a cloth strip. Legs crossing just thinking about it....

rosie riveter said...

maybe jaden smith? will/jada A+?

hairydawg said...

When I was 16 I got tar in my hair at my construction job. Went home and poured gasoline over my head in the shower. When the gasoline splashed on my balls the pain was so intense I could feel myself losing my mind.

dragon said...

Who the fuck but Nairs on their Balls. Waxz that shit

Pogue Mahone said...

Sorry, but I just laughed so hard at that I almost snorted Diet Pepsi out my nose!

hothotheat said...

I read it as a celebrity who is the offspring of a celebrity offspring. Very confusing. Unless he meant C list celebrity AND A+ list offspring.

Sean would fit for the latter.

Lendo said...

It even says not to use it down there! srsly!!!!!!

Pini 27 said...

The Veet reviews on amazon.co.uk are some of the funniest sh!@ you'll ever read! Sean's had a lot of company.

feraltart said...

This is why I pay a beautician. By the way, totally off down there for women is no longer fashionable, a little bit of hair (landing strip as I like to call it) is in.

WUWT? said...

This is one of those "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who" anecdotes, but: A co-worker many years back told me about a guy he knew who had been a very bad boyfriend in several relationships, and one time after he passed out drunk at a party, a few of his exes got together and Naired him (all over?). When he woke up, he was not only hairless but chemically burned, AND THE HAIR NEVER GREW BACK! Dangerous stuff.

And @g. strathmore: That is a good moral to ANY story!

Goodnight said...

I tried to wax my bikini line but didn't realise I had to trim first and got a huge glob of wax stuck in the hair that needed cutting out.

Kind of put me off bikini waxing for life.

Who IS Sean Stewart?

Amy in MI said...

Thanks. My man likes it shaved so I keep up with his wishes and reap the rewards! Lmao

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Beeny Bum said...

Loving all the hair removal stories! :oD - I don't have a problem with Nair but I did try to wax my own bits once, I had to stop half way through as it was so painful. I find getting tattoos much less painful! Haven't tried it since, a good lady razor is my shower friend, Nair for special occaisons! ;o)

taco said...

if you just rinse the nair off, you shouldn't get a chemical burn. but if you use soap to wash it off (and to get the smell off), then it will burn like a mother! but it says that on the bottle, too...not in the same words, though;)

Chicky said...

HA!!!! Comment of the day!

Chicky said...

I agree! I've been waxed EVERYWHERE - and the underarms was the only place that brought tears to my eyes!