Sunday, February 10, 2013

Chris Brown Gets Into An Accident - Blames Paps

You know what irritates me other than turkey bacon? And vegetables? The fact that the Beverly Hills Police Department considers Chris Brown a celebrity. The last time Chris Brown had a run in with the police on Grammy weekend, it did not turn out so well for Rihanna's face. This time, Chris Brown was looking at himself in the mirror and wishing he had a peen that could be measured without using a microscope when he crashed. He is blaming it on the paps. Considering he was in an alley, I am not sure how this turned into something that caused him to total his car and why no one else saw any paps.

38 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

No. More. Douche. Brown

timebob said...

he is just looking for sympathy, yeah, no. If there were paps the pictures would of been out by now.

He is just a fool that crashed his own car.

Moosefan said...

This whiney ass, punk, woman beater, chair throwing, t shirt tearing, small penis, cry baby son of a bitch. Enough with his ass and his wasting of our time. Fuck him and fuck that wall that he hit. That wall could have put him in the hospital with a broken jaw so we would not have to listen to his whiney ass. (seriously though, I do hate CB)

nettalovesrobin said...

Enty they prob consider him a celebrity because he is constantly on celebrity blogs! Lol

Geebz said...

can we have a cb free feb

tracynator said...

^^^^This, please!

liteNOTSObrite said...

His peen is actually ginormous....

KPeony said...

Please stop writing about him.

Lizzie du said...

Eh, i dont care for fist brown one way or another him and RiRi are meant for one another.

J Sara said...

That's what I thought too. Then I became sad for actually knowing that.

Cousin Eddy said...

Wouldn't it have been sweet, sweet irony if, when he hit the wall, the air bag exploded and messed-up his douche-tard face worse than he messed up Rihanna's?

This tool will never learn. Unfortunately, like Kobe and Big Ben and the other $h!thead male celebrities/athletes that have degraded women in one way or another, he will live to see another day because the blind "fans" keep pumping money his way.

I wish Frank Ocean would have beat Chris Brown into unconsciousness. He would have never lived down that kind of a$$ whoopin' with his macho homeboys.

Hopefully his day will come and Karma will rear its vengeful head. Preferably by Rihanna's own hands!

g.strathmore said...

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you took people like Chris Brown, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and left them on an island for 20 years and then came back to see the result. Would they all be dead? Would they have formed some weird society with twisted cultural rules? Would they be reformed and nice? Would one of them have eaten all the others?

Ah, one can fantasize.

audrey said...

^^^^Charlie Sheen would be the only survivor as he is a cockroach.

G said...

Unfortunately, he does have a big dick. But it matches his personality.

Lola said...

I am not a big Charlie Sheen fan but I would take him out of that mix. He seems more bent on self destruction than destroying other people. And he seems to have flashes of a good guy and genuine care and concern for his fellow man/woman/child. I think there is a reason (other than money) that Denise Richards is still close to him.

g.strathmore said...

@audrey, hee!

Sherry said...

I Agree Lola.

MadLyb said...

Uh-huh. Riiiight. CB is full of BS.

ethorne said...

Crashing in an alley, mm hmm. People, that's why you don't give head when someone's driving.

PV Siren said...

All I have to say is 3 cheers for whichever Scandinavian country it was that posted the above photos advertising his concert there, what a statement! Denmark or Sweden I think it was...leaning towards Sweden.

Mango said...

@ g.strathmore - If you left them on an island, Paris would totally, like, form a mean girls clique and like, totally, be like so RUDE to the other castaway girls and date only the cutest castaway guys.

Oh, and she'd wear a coconut bra, smoke banana leaves and spread her special strain of herp.

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prolixe said...

It was Sweden - Stockholm, in fact.

I love how that article starts with:

"World class celebri-troll Chris Brown is getting a taste of his own medicine, once again falling victim to overseas trolls. (Back in September, protesters in Britain affixed stickers to his CDs which stated, “Do not buy this album! This man beats women.”) "

YoMismo said...

The advertisment is from Sweden, look at the webpage (tickets.se).
Se is Sweden.

As long as I depise people who strike on other people, remember that Rihanna said once that she was some kind of masochist and she liked to be struck when making sex (according to the news, that must be most time), so CB is an ass, but I wouldn't say he is the Devil.

JSierra said...

Lol at making sex.

I fucking hate this guy with all my stony heart, but give it a rest with the small dick thing. It doesn't really have the same effect when there are photographs of his giant dong all over the interwebs.

Jazzy said...

Looks like a pencil dick to me. Like one of those bird pendulums that dip into water.

Jazzy said...

Chris was probably high, got paranoid and imagined paps were chasing him. It was probably his real life demons.

Its just U said...

He is a weird one, oul Chris Brown. He really does live in a bubble.
A few months ago my hubs got a call to do a show. It was Chris Brown's show.
I wasn't too happy about it but hey, 2 days work paid for my kids Christmas, and beggars can't be choosers, as my mam says.
Anyway, there were girls with posters that actually said 'You can hit me anytime Breezy'.
They were queueing up outside from the day before. They were offering the crew 'favours' to get backstage. (I am backstage a lot at shows, its not that glamorous, trust me).
These were very young teenage girls and there were gangs of them. Gangs.
How would you know its wrong to be an asshole if everywhere you turn people want you to be that asshole??
I don't get it at all. But then again, I am a 36 year old woman who can think for myself.

auntliddy said...

Its just u, uber sad.

prolixe said...

@itsjustu - da faq? How many levels of messed do you have to be actively pursue a man known for battery and having a violent temper?

I see a lot of comments that say Rihanna has said she's a little masochistic and likes it rough. It's my understanding that s/m relationships aren't about beating the crap out of your partner in public and she went all out in public saying that battery was wrong, etc. Sounds less like someone who likes it rough and more like someone with daddy/boyfriend issues who can't stay away.

dragon said...

Omg wats up with that pic in the background lol wtf

Ms.Happenstance said...

That poster honestly disgusts me.

Its just U said...

I know, it's so sad. Where are the good dad's to show these girls what real men are like? I can assure you my two girls will have more respect for themselves.
My man sees a LOT on tour, but this kinda got to him. Not so much Chris Brown himself, who was quite professional and courteous to the crew (I know, I'm shocked too)but at the sad girls. It's one thing to ignore his assholeness but its another thing altogether to not only applaud it but hope it will get you treated the same way by him.
This was in Ireland too, so he is an international asshole.
Another quick thing that shows his idiocy, at least to me, was that he kept saying how much he loved being in the UK and that British crowds were the best in the world.
That shit don't play well here!!!

Erik said...

Send this punk to jail, he won't last a week.

Ima Guillotine said...

HAHAHAHAHA @Jazzy!! Albert the Dunking Duck!

All about Eve said...

@Its just U, that is so sad but I can see it, a lot of girls these days don't have the self respect necessary to value themselves.

auntliddy said...

Please! Serial killers have groupies!!

Schmucky Putz said...

Rhiannon has never looked better.