Friday, February 01, 2013

Steven Tyler Auditions For American Idol

After watching this a few times, I think Steven Tyler should stick to singing about dudes looking like a lady but not actually dressing as one and that if someone had not told Nicki Minaj who it was, that even today she would have no clue. The way she says it aloud after almost 40 seconds leads me to believe that someone whispered it to her or wrote it on a cue card. She had no clue until that moment.

26 comments:

Chrissy Buns said...

I kinda see Liv Tyler when he wears the wig...hahahaha...

LottaColada said...

Can we replace him with Nicki? He's got the blonde hair and trashy makeup down.

Amber said...

He looks hotter than 99.9% of the Real Housewives.

Renoblondee said...

I had to dvr it last night.

Tuxedo Cat said...

OMG What a card!

Sugar said...

I've been disappointed with AI so far. Nicki can not be more annoying. She needs to get over herself already.

Of course I'll still watch cause I'm a glutten for punishment!

Lisa said...

Niki had no flipping clue who it was. Good grief!

penelope said...

Gee... he looks better with the wig on! Can't stand Niki -- wish she'd just go away.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Utterly and completely off topic, however screaming for attention:

Get a look at Lee Majors.
http://social.entertainment.msn.com/tv/blogs/tv-buzz-blog.aspx?blog=2080&feat=5e17fed3-f8ad-4fae-b094-6b7c54149779

He's beyond Bruce Jenner bad.
Dude seriously needs to sue his surgeon.

scratchy kitty said...

When is this stupid show going off the air? I am sooooooo sick of it! Take it and all its dumb judges and stupid Seacrab and all the caterwauling "singers" to the knackers yard already!

Sherry said...

Merlin I don't think Lee Majors looks as bad as Bruce Jenner..At least he still looks like a man.

prolixe said...

This whole thing is becoming a joke. Remember when it was about the contestants, and the judges were fun? Now it's ALL ABOUT THE JUDGES and the poor contestants are their foils.

Oh, look - a shark!

NomNom83 said...

Huh. He doesn't look half bad. Seriously. I'm just saying, I'll bet if he made an earnest attempt to look like a woman, he could pull it off. As long as he doesn't open his mouth to speak, of course.

Merlin D. Bear said...

@Sherry
He looks like an alien. (Ok they both do.)
But seriously, an extra foot of forehead?
They had to enlarge his skull to accommodate the stretching to achieve a face lift?
You really could rent that out as advertising space.
And I apologize for hijacking the thread.

Sarah said...

Right? She was clearly not in on the joke.

Sarah said...

Methinks this is not Steven's first time at this particular rodeo. He wears the lipstick rather well.

Squeezebox said...

Boy, if you want to read a great rock 'n roll memoir, read Tyler's autobiography. Hugely entertaining. I'm sure he glosses over many of his misbehaviors, but he has a lot really entertaining things to tell about getting started in the business, what life is like on the road, and, of course, all the trips to rehab.

And yeah, he admits to some underage action himself. He got into a serious relationship with an underage groupie, who ended up as his s.o. for several years.

Ms Cool said...

OMG - Lee Majors looks like a freak. I wondering if when people get plastic surgery, they only look at themselves in the magnification mirrors and not a full facial one. Holy smokes.

smash said...

I think he looked cute!!! Man has got a great sense of humor.

EmEyeKay said...

@Merlin, I don't see it... it looks to me like he's just losing his hair. I googled other photos of him and it's been happening for awhile.

Then again, maybe I just don't want to accept the 6 Million Dollar Man getting surgery. Such a crush on him when I was little! :)

CrazyCatLady said...

Hell Ted Nugent married his underage girl when she was about 14...and with her parents permission!

CrazyCatLady said...

Am I the only one who's a little freaked out that he looks like a much younger version of Joan Rivers?

brittiany said...

Looks like idol called in a favor ($) to help ratings.

Sherry said...

Yeah Brittiany, it does look like Idol needed some ratings boost. This was just silly.

hunter said...

I don't think he looks as bad as Bruce Jenner or (POOR MAN) Burt Reynolds. Check THIS out:

http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Reynolds,_Burt/gallery/SGG-046486/

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Prolixe - I agree 100%. Idol is only about the judges, the contestants don't matter to them.

I wonder... I bet if we added up the dollar amounts of everything the winners have received over the years, it would be way less money than JLo got for one season!