Friday, March 08, 2013

Another Tabloid Jumps On The George Clooney & Stacy Keibler Breakup Wagon

For months I have been shouting that George Clooney & Stacy Keibler are done. Yes, she went to the Academy Awards with him, but, she was not sure until the end if she would be asked and George had no desire to debut someone new at the very end of award season on a big night for him. Bringing Stacey let him focus on himself and not a new person. George likes focusing on himself. Now US Weekly says the end is near between the couple.

50 comments:

SusanB said...

That picture makes him look old enough to be her father.

Jules_345 said...

He is looking so old lately, maybe it's the beard? How old is he?

figgy said...

Just what I was thinking @SusanB! George: shave the facial hair and dye your head hair at least partially darker.

figgy said...

He now also kinda looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World.

dia papaya said...

LOL @figgy. Was thinking the same thing.

I thought this fake one would last at least a few more years.

Amber said...

@Jules - funny you should mention his beard making him look old...Stacey must take really good care of her skin ;)

GossipMonster said...

He'll shave the beard when he gets a new GF. He will look 10 years younger and everyone will speculate that it is the new woman and she's the "one". But she won't be. She'll be in and out in 2 years just like everyone else.

VIPblonde said...

I thought George liked focusing on Rande Gerber?

Molls said...

How the hell much money does he pay these women to hook up with him? Must be a bundle. And I'm sure they sign a confidentiality agreement.

dragon said...

Man I like her. I really thought she was the one you know.

Clooney u ain't getting any younger u know. Sooner or later they wont want ur old wrinkle balls.

That being said call me!

mistang said...

Cindy's just been busy lately talking about her great family. She hasn't had time to pick out the new girlfriend. She's working on it.

dia papaya said...

So it's a two year contract, eh? I think poor Georgie is damaged in some way. How is this any way to live out your glory years? I look forward to cuddles and hand holding with my old man - who looks eerily like George. He'll be paying some hot nurse soon enough.

And much luck to Stacy and those amazing legs! My God woman! Your legs are the envy of all!

msgirl said...

She's supposed to be really nice, even Enty said so.

Hope she didn't think she was The One, there never will be. George is such a strange effed up guy.

LottaColada said...

@dragon- lol @ old wrinkle balls

GossipMonster said...

So does that mean it is Cindy who is done with Stacey? Also isn't there another blind that had Stacey banging the head of a studio or network or something of the like?

J Sara said...

I used to think George was sex on legs - ESP during er and from dusk til dawn. Now - his hotness is hugely diminished. I also find Sean Penn dangerously hot. **runs and hides in shame**

Mango said...

@ figgy - LOL@ After the Oscars my darling Joan Rivers said that George looked like The Dos Equis Man and it so sad but true.

Do you think Stacy's contract is much like the employment contract of any other big celeb (except with a nice exit bonus)? I wonder if The Smoking Gun has a copy of one of those contracts. The have copies of concert riders and all sorts of other juicy stuff.


Mooshki said...

God forbid a man should look his age. I admire George for not freaking out about the grey. And at least he's well-groomed, unlike Pitt.

Sherry said...

I still find George hot and I never really gave two shits about him until I saw "Oh Brother.." He was just so funny I fell in love.

Wonder what the hell he's really like and why he keeps trading in girl after girl. Damn, Stacy didn't even mention the "M" word in public and already she's out.

Sarah said...

@ J Sara I would do George from Dusk to Dawn era any day/night of the week. Sean Penn not so much....however I have a thing for Gerard Butler & I still like Russel Crowe....runs, hides face, changes name.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"I don't always stay with the same woman for a long time...

...but when I do, it drives the tabloids crazy!"

Silly Girl said...

If we're admitting our guilty pleasures, John Mayer AND James Franco do it for me. Totally.

Anna Nonymous said...

Either he's an extremely controlling needy jerk, or he's gay. He's never done it for me. He's looking jerkier every day. That poor girl. It looks like he's sucking the joy and life out of her. Reminds me of Skeletor. It's about ME dammit! ME! Me! ME! ME! MEEEEE! Why don't you GET that?!!! WHY do I have to EXPLAIN THAT to EVERYONE???? Helloooo? Do you not see the plaque over the gate? You are now entering George Clooney's property? Do you not see who I am? Do you not see my face? I'm George fucking Clooney for chrissakes!! He's let go of the jokey, grinning, bantering side of his personality and just seems to be more grumpy and self important these days.

Christina said...

It's fine to look your age, but you should look, especially for the Oscars, like you tried. My husband has Steve Martin white hair, but he looks 5-7 years younger than he is. The gray isn't the problem, it is the gray plus the beard(s).

curlyhairslacker said...

I still find him hot, and I'll say it again-LOVED her outfit on Oscar night!

I wonder if the rumors are true about George & Rande?

hunter said...

I liked Stacy the best of all his girls (Sarah, Elisabetta, Stacy) and think she's done the best job.

MISCH said...

I liked her also, and she always looked just right

Pink Picklegoo said...

I would kill my first born for Stacey's Legs!

Ok i'll join in on our shamef**ks

Justin Beiber!

BWAHHAHA (just kidding)

Marc Anthony - Runs for cover and hides -

Scallywag said...

Clooney is 51, 52 soon, she's 33, so yeah he is old enough to be her father.

He just started filming so either the beard is for the film or he likes not shaving between filming. It's quite neatly groomed so I wouldn't say he's not trying.

ljsmed said...

@Scallywag
He looks much older than that, maybe it's just the hair+beard, but I would have guessed older. Without the beard I still think he is hot...

Pini 27 said...

She seems sweet and has a phenomenal body, but she still comes across as kind of 'meh' to me. He's looking old lately though and doesn't have the cute fantasy older husband vibe his Dad did at that age.

Sarah, J. Sara - Sean Penn, not attracted to him since the 80s, but I think it would be really good, shameful, sex. Gerard Butler in 300 I would have done foul, dirty things to. Now? Just no. But Colin Farell? Yes. With three rain hats, on though

Jules_345 said...

@Amber, hahaha, didn't think of it that way ;)

bboots said...

Remember when Jack Nicholson made old look good? And now no one talks about him. I'm sure Clooney will go down the same path

bboots said...

Remember when Jack Nicholson made old look good? And now no one talks about him. I'm sure Clooney will go down the same path

ClaireFrasier said...

I've never really liked him... but she is just so pretty. She is just flat out lovely! girl crush

Topper Madison said...

I think he looks absolutely gorgeous here. I'll take the older gray, hirsute George over the younger, clean-shaven, Caesar-coiffed George any day. mmmmhmm.

Lola said...

Stacy seems like she would be an awesome bff. I totally wanna hang with her.

Stacy...call me!

trudi said...

As far as relationships go, Clooney is either a deeply shallow heterosexual or a deeply closeted homosexual.

Kloie said...

This whole thing he does is getting kind of old. You're going to look like Jack Nicholson one day, George, and be that 85 year old trying to hit on a 22 year old. That's just sad. Also, Courtney Stodden would be available, I'm sure, should a new post open up.

hothotheat said...

Does anybody really believe Clooney is looking for "the one"? Honestly, he's not. Lets accept it. He doesn't want marriage or kids. Those are not everyone's goals in life.

I love George. He can call me when he's done with Stacey.

And for that matter, so can Colin Farrell, Viggo Mortensen, Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp.

Brenda L said...

I am holding out hope for these two until they announce the breakup.

uofazwildkitty said...

"the end is near" for grandpa's relevancy!!!

(not enough $$$ in the world!)

CDAN Reader said...

Clooney is not in shape right now (just look at his stomach in that tux) so maybe the love handles take away from his hotness factor? To be honest, I never liked him and I LOVE darkies! Dark eyes, dark hair and thick eyebrows, mmmm… But Clooney always had a soft pillow face and a soft jaw line and that arrogant way he shakes his head when he speaks annoys the shit outta me. I think he looked his best during Ocean’s 11. It was after ER and before his Syriana Oscar that put his ego over the moon. Now? He’s just a 50 something guy with saddlebags and droopy eyes.

The marker I use to determine a celebrity's true hotness/bangability: I ask myself if he was a night manager at Target and drove a Honda Civic would I still hit it? Clooney? Hells no!

HELLS YES:
Tom Hardy (when he was skinny and super fem as Clarkie in Layer Cake, but not now – I have no idea why)
Joe Manganiello (Obvi)
Shemar Moore
Jason Babin
Antonio Sabato, Jr.

Clean up on aisle 4!

bordercollielove said...

Wow, Jason Babin? Seriously? I never thought I would see that name on this site. Funny!
Long time lurker but that brought me out!?

Della said...

That is so clever. Love the Target rating system.
Stacy run as fast as you can girl. Get away fom those wrinkled balls. Just look at him. He probably needs the little blue pill to keep it up. I bet he sports Velcro tennis shoes in his down time.

888 said...

He is so gross and not even attractive. He's too ethnic looking for my tastes and too stuck on himself. What kind of sad whore do you have to be to enter into some kind of weird bearding sex relationship with this freak and his gross friends? People will do anything for fame and money won't they? And think of how many buttholes that dick has been in, or how many dicks have been in his butthole. Either way there's no amount of money that would make me want to be around that.

Kady Kat said...

Two words: Jason Momoa.

Henriette said...

He gave her six months longer than I did. I thought they would be done by last September. I think his young two year girlfriends is an old trick now. He needs to do something new.

Izzie Marceaux said...

"Too ethnic looking"?

I don't think anyone's going to give you money to be around them any time soon. Maybe a couple of dimes to stay away. Is that the going rate to cross the bridge nowadays?

Wendy Davis said...

Mean but funny and probably true. Maybe George is waiting to meet a woman who is both beautiful and interesting/respected instead of some bimbo. He is a millionaire, award winning star: why should he settle?