Friday, March 08, 2013

Sofia Vergara Is Having A Baby

The Enquirer is reporting that Sofia Vergara is having a baby with her boyfriend Nick Loeb. Yes, the same guy who appreciates a great stripper and orgies and coke parties and would have been a great politician because of those traits. Instead, he is just a guy and a guy who breaks up with Sofia frequently. Sounds like the perfect pair to have a baby together. Sofia and Nick are having the baby via a surrogate who is one of Sofia's friends. A very good friend.

39 comments:

Karen said...

A surrogate makes more sense. Until I got to that part, I was thinking that they just wasted the pregnancy storyline on Modern Family a year early.

figgy said...

Why Sofia why? You are on top of the world now, could have your pick of men, WHY this total douche bag? It's not even as if he's handsome or super-wealthy to "make up" (which it doesn't but still) for being such an asshole. WHY would you further tie yourself to him with a bay-bee??

FSP said...

"A very good friend"...mmmhmmmm

VIPblonde said...

So, are they really "having a baby via a surrogate," or did Nick knock someone up that wasn't Sofia and this is the cover story?

LottaColada said...

Ummmm.... Did Nick fuck the friend? And didn't he put a ring on it? Another Liam Hemsworth apparently.

MalibuBarbie said...

My thoughts *exactly*, FSP

MISCH said...

She's lovely he's a troll..

Amber said...

Is Enty implying Sofia's "very good friend" is also her lover?

Taracu said...

A very good friend.... Is Sofia a lesbian ? And the Nick guy is bearding? Or he F'd the friend and got her knocked up. Hmm.

Diana G said...

I know....this sounds fishy to me!!

Taracu said...

Great minds, @ Amber!

Chris said...

Sofia is on record as preferring "bad boys/assholes." She said that exactly in an interview once.

MontanaMarriott said...

Well at least she didn't hide the surrogate and walk around town parading a pregancy pouch and milking this for all its worth like some folks, ADRIENNE, BEYONCE, KIM K

All about Eve said...

@VIP, that waste first thought when I read the part about surrogate

Pink_Palace said...

well i was wondering if she was having a miscarriage the day she "went to the hospital" and it looks like i was in the ballpark as the article states that they went to the hospital because they thought the surrogate friend was having a heart attack.

@ figgy - nick loeb is from an extremely wealthy family. i have always wondered if he was related to the Loeb from Leopold and Loeb - the 2 high school boys who kidnapped and killed a kid in Chicago years and years ago. At the time, it was the "crime of the century."

s.breezy29 said...

I feel kinda bad for her, but hopefully she'll snap out of it before it's to late and she ends up raising the baby alone. She's so beautiful, i'm sure lots of men would treat her right

Kloie said...

She is very beautiful, but isn't she a train wreck herself (drugs, etc)? I feel bad for the baby.

Anna Nonymous said...

A very good friend? what does that mean? is she having an affair with Nick?

rexruther said...

Everyone knows a baby can only improve a rocky relationship.

mistang said...

Oh you guys are so negative. That really good friend who obviously just volunteered to have a baby for them because Nick and Sofia said that's what they really wanted. The drinking and fighting are just a cover. The baby will come out and Sofia and Nick will be so happy that he will stop going to strippers and she will get some self respect. That is what always happens, don't ya know?

hunter said...

Unfortunately/fortunately I believe Kim K's pregnancy is real. Unfortunate for the baby, fortunate for those of us who want to watch her ass explode.

Kimberly said...

Wasn't it rumored that she was some Columbian drug lordess on here?

figgy said...

@Pink_Palace, I know his family's rich, but there's rich and then there's b-b-b-Billionaire Janet Jackson's new hubby rich. Only the latter makes it "worth it" to marry an asshole. ;-P

PuggleWug said...
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PuggleWug said...

Deleted my comment! I didn't read the entire article to see that a surrogate is carrying for her.

Anna Nonymous said...

It's NEVER worth it. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. Working at Mcdonalds 7 days a week would be better than sitting around a mansion being treated like a dog. Plus how is he going to respect you if you don't respect yourself? He won't, then you're just a rug, a piece of furniture, an ornament. Your self respect can be bought? What about your heart? Your soul for that matter?

Aoife said...

@FSP @VIP @Lotta

So he knocked some "friend" of Sofia's up and this is what they're going with. Totally agree.

Is the no Kartrashian month over? If you look at Kim she has pregnant face. You can't fake that.

yodelay said...

@VIP, that's what I gathered from this set up. Hopefully this is one the Enquirer got wrong.

Jessie said...

Haven't you guys seen the Kim K vs Killer Whale who wore it better photo? She is definitely pregnant.

Sunnyhorse said...

Does anyone else find Sofia Vergara as annoying as I do?

detown359 said...

Can you say threesome boys and girls?

nudibelle said...

Lmfao! Baby via surrogate is the new mistress is pregnant..??? I love it!

uofazwildkitty said...

a fame whore whose 15 min are up, with a walking talking petri dish. why do we care?

MissInfo said...

Yes Sunny...Sofia is uber annoying, especially that horrid accent of hers. I called it and told a friend that Kim K was faking her pregnancy and then she would have a traumatizing miscarriage...bingo...it's already starting! And back to Sofia, she loves those drug dealers, manwhores, assholes that will treat her all sorts of wrong. These two should not be having/raising a child!!

Mango said...

I was surprised to see that Sofia was having a baby and would risk losing that figure at her age and BINGO - a surrogate is carrying the child.


@ MissInfo - A lot of us thought that Kim was faking the pregnancy but I dunno now... she looks ENORMOUS and OMG, that Shamu photo juxtaposed with the photo of her in that b&w outfit, too fucking funny! Normally making fun of a woman's excess weight is something I wouldn't do but when it's Kim, all bets are off! Does that bitch not own a full length mirror? I know it won't happen but my wish is that she'll be photographed in a jersey cow patterned dress or coat. Sadly, as atrocious as her taste is, I know it won't happen. :(

Sherry said...

My thoughts exactly. KKartrashian will not carry this baby to full term. I still don't believe she's pregnant but getting fat to establish the appearance as such. As much as I want their celebrity to die a painful demise I would never wish a miscarriage on anyone.

Sherry said...

Oh and in regards to Sofia, I still lurve her and don't understand her devotion to this loser. He must have dickmatized her. She could do so much better.

Pink_Palace said...

@figgy...i remember how she stood by him after he was in a serious car accident. That is when I found out his last name and I have wondered ever since (if he was related to the earlier sociopath/psychopath w/the same last name). Looks like it is time for a google search!

We all have friends like Sofia and many of us have been in her shoes in some form. Hopefully she will wise up!

B626 said...

'Having a Baby' sure doesn't mean what it used to!