Thursday, April 18, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Not Going To Rehab At Facility Dad Picked Out

Michael Lohan is about to be very sad. Lindsay Lohan has decided not to go to rehab at the facility her father picked out for her. He wanted full on family therapy which they encourage there because he wants to be able to sell more stories. Lindsay decided against using the facility, not because of the therapy thing, but because she can't go without her Adderall and cigarettes for 90 days which she would have had to do. Lindsay is confident she can find a rehab facility that lets her smoke and encourages Adderall use and has weekly "slip nights" where patients are encouraged to come down to the common room for open bar night.

41 comments:

VIPblonde said...

In fairness, I wouldn't go anywhere that Michael Lohan picked out either

SusanB said...

Seriously? They occasionally serve drinks? Or am I missing sarcasm here?

auntliddy said...

Shes a big girl, pick her own rehab.

Cathy said...

Doesn't any place she picks still need to be approved by the court?

phoenix said...

Lindsay and Amanda should have a vacant expression face-off.

@Cathy, probably, but she's sooo slippery..

Patty said...

Jail is a form of rehab called cold turkey. Just send her there. Good bye and don't let the cell door hit you in the buttox.

Meanie Reese said...

That picture! It's priceless!!!

Cassandra Kelly said...

+1

shiny_special_one said...

LOL @ that picture. She's so bloated and pleased with herself.

Barton Fink said...

I was posting about this yesterday on a Bynes thread, but it's worth repeating: Rehab is just a way to satisfy other people's concerns for most addicts. Lohan has no intention of changing. There is no possibility that she will experience a spiritual transformation in 30 days in a spa somewhere, no matter how many styrofoam cups of bad coffee she drinks. She is deeply entrenched in that personality, adn her entire financial and social structure is built on being what she is, as she is. She comes from a family of lunatics and has no chance to clean up. She has sex with drug users who can handle the drugs better, and she clings to them for their support (that Ronson creature, for instance) and they use her as long as they can use her. She will not come out of rehab sober, and she will not stop taking drugs until something deeper and more profound happens to her. And it won't happen in rehab. Let's just move on. I'm over her. Aargh. Ugh. Let her die, it's what she wants. It's the only thing for her. Let her get high until she dies. Run the credits. It's done.

Cassandra Kelly said...

Well said!

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Did you guys see the most recent bruise on her?! Holy crap, what the hell are these guys doing to her?

Lilo Bruise

lelale said...

@ Patty meh you can slip alot of drugs into jail and she has a script for the Adderall so they would be serving it to her on a platter. Oh and if she went to jail in LA she probably would be out in a couple of hours anyway.

MISCH said...

She just should have gone to jail for 3 hours

Erin B said...

Do you think we'll be lucky enough to have 90 days free with no Lohan posts once she's locked up?

cc423 said...

At this rate she will NEVER go to rehab.

Maximus said...

@Patty actually it's mindblowingly easy to find and get drugs in prison.

Sherry said...

I was about to mention those bruise Onyx. Wow! The DM also has a picture of Ali but she looks completely different.

Well said Barton.

hollywood dime said...

Adderall is equivalent to cocaine. It has the same effect on your brain. Its the club drug of choice right now. Its a hard habit to break.

Me said...

on the bruise she has; why wear shorts? if she had worn pants, we would not be talking about her.

she LOVES the role of victim. poor, poor lindsey! bad moommy, bad daddy, bad drug dealers, bad men who abuse her. BS on that. she's a grown ass woman. pull yourself up out of the gutter or don't. but leave the role of "victim" to those who have no choice.

her choices may be hard, but she has them. she isn't a sex slave or a mom of 7 in some 3rd world country. her clothing is meant to manipulate emotions. pisses me off.

whocaresnow12 said...

She was never going to the facility in Florida her father chose. She agreed to a facility in the Hamptons until she was told she couldn't have her Adderal. I'm exactly certain what imaginary rehab you've attended, but accredited and well repoed facilities don't have open bar nights. She's going to be very hard pressed to find a facility that allows her adderral the court will approve.

car54 said...

As much as I suspect Michael's motives, he isn't wrong---it isn't just Lindsey who needs help it is their whole family and everyone around her who supports her behavior.

I agree with Barton Fink on her personality and I don't think she's in a place to let help in--she is doing this as an easy out instead of jail and she's going to fight like hell not to go to anyplace that is tough enough to actually do anything to control her.

Silly Girl said...

I'm so over her. Barton is right, time's up, move along...nothing to see here anymore....

Anna Nonymous said...
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Anna Nonymous said...

Adderall was/is easy for me to stop taking. It's prescribed to me, don't worry, but I don't particularly like using it often, as it does put strain on the heart muscle. Coke/meth/adderall/ritalin are all stimulants so leave the body pretty quickly, not creating physical dependence, just a psychological/emotional craving. Now heroine/vicodin/pain pills/anti anxiety drugs like Xanax/sleeping pills, ( Ambien) can create chemical dependency, where stopping/withdrawal can cause unpleasant/difficult side effects. I've had a great time dancing on Ritalin, endless energy and stamina, but it creates higher blood pressure for which people need to be monitored by a doctor, and if one already has high blood pressure already/heart issues, taking those long acting stimulants with physical excercise like dancing could cause cardiac arrest/heart attack. Be careful party people.
It would be interesting to watch if she cleaned up, but I don't think I'd believe it if she did.

All about Eve said...

@Barton, 100% with you! She doesn't want to stop so she won't!! Why waste time!

califblondy said...

How does someone bruise so badly on the back of their legs? Weird.

Patty said...

Then just lock her up and throw away the key. Drugs, no drugs. Just get her off the streets and out of our sight.

erika said...

those london pictures were disturbing and does she look bloated as Hell? the bruises, stains on hershirt? musta been a rough 'coffee date'

erika said...

bingo barton and me. bingo.

auntliddy said...

Re:bruises. She prob so f*cked up all the time she falls or bumps into things all the time.

Jacq said...

He's kidding. There aren't any true rehabs with happy hour

Jacq said...

Grab ahold of my strong hand!

Agent**It said...

Again Barton, thank you.

katydid said...

Good god! What a horrible picture!

Erin B said...

The sad thing is, she'll end up killing someone with her car & still not do jail time.

BigMama said...

I'd like for her to come down to the low country to a rehab down here. she will get a shock for sure. :)

CraftyGirl said...

Bruising is probably caused by all the coke & boozing. If I'm not mistaken, those 2 vices deplete your vitamin C absorption therefore making bruises more heinous & easier to get. I doubt that when she does eat, she's sitting down with a big ole veggie-laden salad too.

Flora Goforth said...

Crafty Girl, This is correct. Also her skin is very pale so even minor bruising shows. You might not notice it if her skin was not almost transparent to begin with.

ljsmed said...

@BigMama you are right about that!

parissucksliterally said...

She doesn't think she has a problem, so WHY send her to rehab? Send her to fucking JAIL. Where she BELONGS!