Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Jay-Z Says Beyonce Is Not Pregnant

Another day, another Beyonce pregnancy story, although this one would seem to finally drive the story to the bottomless pit it belongs. Jay-Z e-mailed a radio station to say that Beyonce is not pregnant. I wish they would e-mail him back and ask him a bunch of other questions we have wanted to know the answers to. Apparently Beyonce is getting a little upset about this whole thing too. Why? Maybe she is hiding something. Maybe she has to say n o because she is selling the story. Maybe BIC is upset.

20 comments:

skimpymist said...

Did Bey and Jay purposely give their daughter the initials of a pen. is this where holly got the idea to name her kid after a company product to cash in on the everyday advertising

Now! said...

I find it easy to believe she is not pregnant, but perhaps has some unrelated health problem that caused her to cancel the show in Antwerp.

A woman who had previously suffered a painful miscarriage would be unlikely to carry on a major world tour, with all the physical stress it involves, while pregnant.

Kelly said...

I always think of the commercial to "Flick my BIC".

greenmountaingal said...

She's probably not pregnant because her surrogate is.

M52799 said...

I don't know whether she's pregnant, or her surrogate is so she's getting ready to fake another pregnancy. I do believe that it's one or the other and Bey is pissed because she didn't get to do the big announcement. Someone stole her thunder and she's mad.

a non a miss said...

Suri can't handle all this uncertainty. Make up your mind B

La Descarada said...

I was just about to type that. Jinx!

Sarah said...

No someday she will be the BIC, Bitch In Charge

sarah.estell said...

The only reason I can imagine to be so very upset about the pregnancy rumors is that she miscarried. She certainly lashed out on her Instagram (later deleted) which seemed bizarre. However, if she was PG and then miscarried, I could see emotions getting the best of her. But why wouldn't they just come out and say that? then people would leave them alone and sympathize! All the drama they create - and then bitching about the drama.

MISCH said...

It's all about control, come on guys you all know that.

Wen said...

@M52779 - Didn't E! announce it on their site? Anything E! related smells of the K-Trash family. I think Pimp Momma is starting to piss off the wrong people.

Gayeld said...

@RCB. Suri is beyond bored with this.

SoggyCrunch said...

Maybe her surrogate is pregnant (even though the rumors were started because she had a tiny bump herself) and she's upset that it halfway leaked.
She can get away with using a surrogate this time because she did miscarry before. She can say there is too much risk involved for her to get pregnant now.

auntliddy said...

WHO . Gives. A. Fuck?? Shut up already about ghe contents of your/her uterus!!!!!

mybrothehero said...

I'm probably wrong but I thought it could be a roundabout ode to NNotorious BIG, who Jay-Z was best friends with.

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Lizzie R said...

I really like this conspiracy theory! (First time poster :))

All about Eve said...

Auntliddy??? Lmao!!!

All about Eve said...

And why we never see pictures of BIC's face??

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