Thursday, August 08, 2013

Today's Blind Items - She Could Be The Worst - Part One

There are a lot of crazy people in Hollywood. This former B list actress from a hit television show who now tries to make a living in independent movies has a bit of a drug problem. She also seems to have no morals that could possibly get in the way of making sure she has a good time. Over the past year, I have run into this actress numerous times as has AP (remember her?) and together we made a list of the best quotes from her that could also be turned into blinds.

"Oh, I saw that movie (one of the most popular of all-time as far as fondness) one night and was talking about it to the actor guy I was sleeping with and he said his wife (made some very very big movies, but does not really act so much any longer) was in the movie. I had no idea he was married to her. I knew he was married, but not to her. They don't have the same last name, so how was I to know. "

"I spent the entire time I was on set trying to look at his c**k. I figured a guy that tall (A list mostly movie actor who has A+ list name recognition) had to have a huge c**k. I think he thinks I was trying to sleep with him and I would have you know, because maybe there would be something down the road for me, but really, I just wanted a look at his c**k. One day he finally said enough and he showed it to me. I have not been that disappointed since I went to ______________'s (A+ list singer/celebrity) house and she told me she had stopped drinking for the week and no booze was allowed."

"That girl can act (Golden Globe nominee/winner B- list mostly movie actress from a big franchise). She is not much of a looker, but she can act. I think she might have some lesbian in her because she seemed pretty interested in me. It could also be that she was into me because she knew I had the best s**t on set. There is nothing worse than filming in LA because everything runs behind and you sit in your trailer all day and if you don't have good s**t you will go insane. That one guy from that one movie, you know who I am talking about. He is the old guy (B+ mostly movie actor who has A list name recognition and has been in over 100 movies and looks way younger than he is). With the funny name. Anyway, he was always coming over and trying to score some of my stuff and I would never have guessed he was into it. Of course he was also always trying to cop a feel. He kept moaning about his wife not giving him any and blah blah blah. Just come right out and tell me you want to f**k and if I get wasted enough you might have a shot, but not with that whiny passive aggressive stuff."

60 comments:

Meanie Reese said...

Oooh, I wanna know who this is!!

MontanaMarriott said...

Ok #2 is definitely not Liam PACKING Neeson.

Chris said...

Vince Vaughn for the tall actor?

veee said...

who are tall actors? Liam (which we know this isn't him), Harrison Ford? am i thinking too old? otherwise Skarsgaard is the only tall actor i can come up with. this shouldn't be that tough...

MontanaMarriott said...

1. Kevin Kline/Phoebe Cates
3. KiKi Dunst, Gene Hackman

Uhhhh... said...

Y'all remember Paz De La Huerta? What happened to her?

MontanaMarriott said...

1. Movie The Big Chill?

derek harvey said...

I dig this chicks personality, she seems like fun!

Renoblondee said...

What a vapid mess. LOL

Merlin D. Bear said...

I'll buy the girl a bottle if she'll talk into the tape recorder.

Gloria Riesgo said...

Parker Posey?

A RESIDENT said...

Jessica Szohr

Sherry said...

Fast Times at Ridgemont High for the first movie? But did Phoebe make some really big movies?

Definitely not Laim for the tall guy. Maybe Jeff Goldblum?

sandybrook said...

Jeff Goldblum for the tall actor? The big mouth might be Pas de la Huerta. I originally thought Glenn Close for the GG nominee but she doesn't fit and I'm not sure Kristen Chenoweth fits either.

nevermindthat said...

This story sounds so fony. Come on; wasn't it just yesterday that some people were guessing it was Kevin Kline and Phobe Cates for a blind posted about an actress who was known for being beautiful but doesn't act much anymore. Now we get this blind about an actress having a one night stand with an actor who's wife used to act but not much anymore. Hmmmmm

MontanaMarriott said...

The trouble for me is the word "fondness". WTH is a movie that folks are fond of? Maybe the accidental tourist, Geena Davis the actress and Jeff Goldblum the actor sleeping with the actress?

Singer-Liza or Cher

Dasha said...

Bradley Cooper for the tall actor with a small penis.

Kristin said...

Jessica Szohr
Vince Vaughn (Internship)
Katy Perry (singer who quit drinking)
Jena Malone (nominated for GG; in Hunger Games)

Working on the rest...

DewieTheBear said...

Jeff Goldblum was in a little gem of a film called The Tall Guy, the debut screenplay of Richard Curtis (Four Weddings & A Funeral, Notting Hill, Bridget Jones' Diary). If you've ever wanted to know what a hilariously awful Lloyd Webber-esque musical adaptation of the Elephant Man story would be like, it will not disappoint :)

AKM said...

The first one just HAS to be THE PRINCESS BRIDE! Everyone is fond of THAT one, right?! Robin Wright at the time, no Penn. Sean Skeevy Penn!

That's alls I gots.

Renoblondee said...

^ I thought of Katy too because I just read where she said she quit drinking for 3 months to do the Vogue cover.

caralw said...

Xtina for the singer. She lost a lot of weight.

yodelay said...

Aint nobody got time for this!

Kristin said...

Was sleeping with Clark Gregg on set of Light Years talking about his wife Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing

Veech said...

PLEASE reveal this.

I have no idea who it could be, but I really, REALLY wanna know who the guy with the small dick is.

crila16 said...

OK...still working it out, but here's my guess.

First part;

Former B list actress, though I think she was more B+ who makes independent films...Kiki

Actor she slept with: Dennis Quaid
Top movie for fondness: Harry Met Sally
Actress who was in Big Big movies, but now barely works: Meg Ryan

A RESIDENT said...

1. Kates (fast times)/Kline
2. Vince Vaughn in the Internship with Jessica Szohr. Jessica Szohr is good friends with Taylor Swift.
3. Jessica Szohr is in Ten Cent Pistols with Jena Malone (Hunger Games) and either Joe Mategna or Adam Arkin for the older than they look actor in over 100 movies

Liz L said...

Is the Tall Guy Tim Robbins?

The Real Dragon said...

Betty white is involve somehow.

kpist said...

I'm with crila, I immediately thought KiKi

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Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

For some reason, I read that blind in Gracie Allen's voice.

Veee - Harrison Ford, he's only 5'11" if I remember right. That's not short, of course.

Amy Sliger said...

I was thinking Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson for the first couple.

PS said...

Fondness I immediately thought Harry Met Dally with Rita Wilson being the actress and. Arrived to Tom Hanks

Tall Guy: Jeff Goldbkum or Vince Vaughn.

shopgirl said...

omg Dewie, totally forgot about that Goldblum flick. Brings back memories of watching all his stuff (why can't you get his TV movie of Sleepy Hollow???) because I was having a long distance thing with a guy who looked like him!

kpist said...

Kiki

Dennis Quaid & Meg Ryan - movie with quaid In Good Company-Wimbledon

Jim Carey - Spotless Mind

girl in franchise????

Stellan Skarsgard (has 125 titles to name)

kpist said...

She was in Melancholia w/ Skarsgard

caralw said...

Kiki is mostly movie. I don't think she fits.

megan00m said...

Kiki not on tv. Unless u count the one er epi. Yeah I remembered that..lol no imdb needed today kids. (I MUST find better hobby)lol

DewieTheBear said...

@shopgirl, I am jealous - young Jeff Goldblum was smokin' (even now he's not bad for sixty). And The Tall Guy is full of so much win - Emma Thompson's advocacy for first-date sex, Rowan Atkinson's petulant diva routine, bashing bad eighties musicals... Incredibly underappreciated film :))

auntliddy said...

Check the alley.

grasshoppa said...

for those wondering about jeff goldblum:

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/brofessor/23995894/1203/1203_original.jpg

and http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=272509

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shopgirl said...

Ha ha Dewie. Well said. And, yeah, the guy was hot! His name was Gerry, with a G and he was a professor.

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CK76 said...

Phoebe Cates was in Gremlins, no?
For the movie thought of with fondness?

CK76 said...

Phoebe Cates was in Gremlins, no?
For the movie thought of with fondness?

libby said...

Okay, I deleted my Kiki guesses, but I still think the good acting non-looker is Bryce Dallas Howard.

Seven of Eleven said...

I thought of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson for the first one. She was in Sleepless in Seattle (the best friend's wife) and is rumored to rule with an undercover iron fist in Hollywood. Not that I believe that, her roles are very unmemorable.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I read this as Mischa Barton. She only does independent movies, since nobody hires her for good stuff.OC as the show, no idea about the costars

dawn davenport said...

Yeah I have idea, I could not follow this even with a Tom Tom and a compass! Having said that, the only Indy gals I can think of are Kiki, Chloe Sevigny, Carrie Ann Moss, Parker Posey, Robin Wright, Zooey, and Sienna Miller are all viable candidates

crila16 said...

Oh yeah...totally forgot about the TV thing. I guess I'm with SYCB...and change my answer to Mischa Barton. B list on a hit TV show and makes independent movies now. We've also all know she has a bit of a drug prob.

Hegg said...

Jennifer Jason Leigh?

Becki Allen said...

I read this as Mischa Barton too, no clue on the others.

Alabama said...

I like this guess but want to know who the chick with the best quotes ever is...

Ivana Hump said...

The couple is quaid and ryan. The celeb/singer is rihanna. The star that looks younger is Danny devito. The tall guy I dont know

Yxtabay said...

Chloe Sevigny

Could fondness equal a movie starring a Fonda?

LeggoMyMeggo said...

Er, AP?

Amy said...

Bruce Willis and demi Moore
ghost as the movie

ecua said...

I was thinking Forrest Gump for the Wright/Penn guess, but either one works!