Thursday, September 19, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Bethenny Frankel uses her kid and a pap again to try and come off as the better parent.

Hello Christina Aguilera.
Chris Martin gets his driver's license with his "assistant."
Only Chrissy Teigen and John Legend would get so excited about going to the Jersey Shore house in Italy.
David Arquette got dropped off at a strip club by his girlfriend and later she picked him up.
Look how low Elizabeth Berkley needs to go to reach the height of Mario Lopez.
Eva Mendes showed off her first fashion collection.
I get so used to Gisele Bundchen in the park with her kids that it throws me for a loop when I see her like this.
The Goopster. The Vanity Fair countdown has begun.

32 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

X tina

Jizz-L

Teigan.

Harry Knuckles said...

I wonder if Goopy has an "assistant"?

Christina said...

Stop it with the Adderall Christina. You have gone too far.

Tori said...

@Christina +1. The weight loss in her face looks like her nose has doubled in size. Also looks like she's had work done. Isn't the point of an Adderall diet to stop once you've lost the weight?

MelOncholy Baby said...

Gah! I'm itching to buzz off Christina's hair...it's so awful!

Thin-shaming is just as bad as fat-shaming. Just stop.

Count Jerkula said...

If X-Tina is still bleeding every 28 days and can get it wet, then she is fine. At least that is what my ex told me.

Christina said...

@MelOncholy, I agree about the thin shaming when they are losing it the right way, and are taking care of themselves. However, when someone is doing it unhealthy I think it is analogous to someone saying they look high or drunk. She isn't doing this through diet and exercise. She is using a drug.

timebob said...

Why do some women have a need to be shorter than a guy? Be your height own it!

I did like that Rosie H-W never tried to be shorter than Jason S. when they were dating.

And Penny Lancaster doesn't shrug down next to Rod Stewart.

It's just such a pet peeve of mine.

MontanaMarriott said...

I never noticed how much Eva favors Raquel Welch PRE surgery days.

Lil P said...

I really thought Christina was serious when she wasn't taking any flack for being heavier. " I love my curves!" Snooki was the same way. And then they bow to the pressure for the big weight loss story. Love Rebel Wilson and Christina Hendricks don't ever change!

Lil P said...

I really thought Christina was serious when she wasn't taking any flack for being heavier. " I love my curves!" Snooki was the same way. And then they bow to the pressure for the big weight loss story. Love Rebel Wilson and Christina Hendricks don't ever change!

parissucksliterally said...

Christina looks fab, but she is so horribly bow-legged.

Gisele's body. I'd kill for it.

Leisa said...

I've finally found a flaw in Gisele! Her toes.

Meredith said...

Hello Chris Martin crotch! Nice!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Im a tall-y Timebob and my experience is that men are threatened by and insecure around us,they feel we make them look short. Say what you will, just my experience

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

So true! How many women have declared they love themselves and embrace their bodies,only to have a big swimsuit lipo cover crowing abouthow they lost their depression weight? Tyra jlh xtina kim khloe etcetc

Wendy said...

Gisele's toes are as long as my fingers.

I was gonna say the same thing about Xtina being bow-legged

I'm guessing Mario and Elizabeth are the answer to the blind

auntliddy said...

Dont like Giselle, something about her reads sneaky. Bethany isnt better than anyone at anything. Really dont know wth she is known for. And anyone who watches her show be smacked, hard, accross the face.

Maggie said...

Bethany is starting to look desperate for attention. She needs to stop calling the paps everytime she goes out with her daughter and spend some one on one time before she gets tired of being a pawn in her moms divorce.

Rach Around said...

@Montana: have you seen Raquel in Bedazzled? (The original, we won't mention the other one) She was much hotter than Eva!

Rach Around said...

Kate Winslet was the same. Then lost weight. Just be comfortable with yourself and happy and healthy.

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Sherry said...

Yeah hello Chris Martins crotch. Not much left to the imagination there.
Xtina is very thin and she has never had good legs, bless her heart.

Melissa said...

Woot woot! Looks like Chris Martin is rocking a Hamminator of his own!

Leo said...

Yep I'm 6ft and thoroughly enjoy it

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Why is that Xtina always wears the same damn dress style? So effing boring!

rajahcat said...

Can't wait for that Vanity Fair issue....

PS said...

Has Gwyneth had a hairline adjustment? It's so straight across at her forehead and looks strangely unnatural- like Anniston, which is why she NEVER wears her hair pulled straight back... She always always has whispies hiding the hairline. I also wish Gwyneth and Christina would go back to a more natural color. Yellow wasn't invented by nature and looks cheap.

PS said...

P.s. totally agree- OWN your height and don't cower to any shrimpo. If he can't own his height, why should you lend him yours?!? I love how Rod and Mick have always gone for Amazonian tall with proud shit eating grins!

Seahorse said...

@ Liddy haven't liked Bunchen since the days when she was trying to take over her step-son and was giving out judgy pronouncements as self appointed Mother of the year.

NaughtyNurse said...

Christina is beautiful but really needs to stop losing weight. This is the result of so much media attention on and verbal abuse about her weight gain last year.

lutefleck said...

About 20 years ago the company I worked for tried wooing Raquel Welch as a representative of a product line. She spent some time in our office, and I have to say she was simply stunning in person. Also very sweet. She always addressed us all by our first names and made a point of greeting us and saying good bye.
Sadly, she didn't think it was the right product for her, and we ended up with Cheryl Tiegs. She never once spoke to any of us or made any type of eye contact. Just came in time after time, pretended to show interest in the line, and left.