Monday, September 16, 2013

Random Photos Part Six

Jessica Simpson gets the top spot because I think she looks great. There are going to be some other photos out there today that are going to make her look worse but this is what she looked like and she looked amazing.

Brody Jenner showed of the scars he got from Kris Jenner. Oh wait. My bad. Surfing.
Adam Clayton got married over the weekend and
The Edge showed up with
Bono.
Elsa Pataky and her breasts joined her husband, Chris Hemsworth at the Italian premiere of his new movie.
Also getting married over the weekend was John Legend to  Chrissy Teigen who was disappointed she couldn't live Tweet it.
And yet another marriage- LeBron James.
David Beckham didn't get married but had a bachelor party anyway.

24 comments:

lutefleck said...

I remember when Adam Clayton was engaged to Naomi Campbell. He was smart enough not to go through with it.

fancyscreenname said...

Jess look sexay!

parissucksliterally said...

I don't think that Chrissy Teigen is very pretty.....

Chestica's tits are shoved up and popping out of her dress? What a surprise!!!!
I heard WW is pissed, because she is not losing weight and sticking to their program....she's gonna lose some money.....

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@paris, I don't think she cares. ;)

discoflux said...

Is Elsa shopping David's Bridal for red carpet gowns?

BaronessOrczy said...

Jessica looks great. She's def got a look going that works for her.

Count Jerkula said...

SImpleton

Patakay

Teigan

MelOncholy Baby said...

Bono!!!!!

Bono!!!!!

Bono!!!!!

^all 3 categories are fucking!

kerri said...

That looks nothing like Adam Clayton. Maybe I've never seen him smile.
Jessica does look great.

Sherry R. said...

A family member of mine had the misfortune of stepping on Lebron's foot a few days ago.

She just ran the hell out of there...

bunny honey said...

Congrats LaBron and John Legend!

The Real Dragon said...

I admired Elsa Hustle. Do you girl.

Lisa said...

Jessica is looking wonderful!

Renoblondee said...

I don't like Elsa's chest bones.

B. Profane said...

Re. Pataky: how can a normal woman's shoulders tilt one way and her breasts the other?

John said...

I wish Edge would cool it with the fucking hat.

Susan said...

John Legend's wife was on WWHL last year or so, and I thought she was really awful/annoying.

Jessica looks good but overtanned.

Bono circa 1980 is my fave.

Pip said...

With implants, Profane.

Kloie said...

Elsa looks like a Miley wanna-be.

Leo said...

Love U2. Always have, always will

Leo said...

Yeah, he got old. I remember when Larry mullins had a baby face. No mas.

rajahcat said...

wow Jessica looks great

Rach Around said...

this comment is likely to be more contentious than fisting kittens, but i hate U2, so beige, boring, meh. and bono is a bell end.

Little Broken Bird said...

I'm with you, I can't fucking stand them!