Monday, December 30, 2013

Blind Item #11

This reality star offspring who is a minor wants out of the family show but apparently mom won't let her.

26 comments:

StewMcG said...

The youngest Jenner?

Bunni said...

Kylie Jenner, good for her.

G said...

NorthWest. Already a rebel!

DeeNance said...

Uh, the only Jenner that is under 18

sandybrook said...

I like the northwest guess! Christ 11 blinds a day and 7 at least are totally worthless. BRING ON THE READERS PICS!

Kristin said...

#istandwithNori

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

That hag Kris has a colder and more steely pimp hand than Iceberg Slim. That bitch will shank you over Loubies or a Benz!

Derek Harvey said...

Kris Jenner is such a cunt. It is bad enough that her dad is turning into a lady, Kris a cougar, Kim a national terror, Khloe the voice for those whom marry crack-heads, Kourtney the voice for those whom have a baby daddy like Scott, Rob the fatty dummy....I actually do feel bad for the 2 younger girls...

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

@ Derek many people have a fucked up parent or 2...those young women can hop off the path of porn and expoloitation any time they want. Emancipation. That's the word. None of those ladies can live without the money or attention. Picture these little girls waiting tables, or working the steamer at a coffee shop. You will never see these girls at a nine to five...EVER. She may claim a desire for freedom until that 2013 Benz SUV is replaced with a ten year old accord that needs tires, and Jaden Smith is replaced with a handsome yet struggling college dude who needs to split the check. You cannot remove moral bankruptcy once it takes root in the soul.

cocokate said...

I think Kendall realizes it's bad for her brand. She wants to be a real deal model.

Derek Harvey said...

well yeah but they were born into that mess and they don't know better. Could you imagine them asking Kris for basic space? They started the show as little girls, they do not know any better or different. I was gonna say they have 3 fucked-up parents but then remembered Kims dad was not theirs...OJ Simpsons Defense Lawyer, yikes....

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

I get it ...classic nature/nurture argument. But we all have life drama. If you have a fucked up parent tell them to kick rocks. Kris feeds on souls. The real story, the one people would sit in front of TVs to watch is a young pretty girl, somewhat talented I guess, ditch family ties to strike out on her own and make her way...the struggles she would face and process of self discovery while rebuffing the repeated luring of a family of cackling whores and a self absorbed transgendered parent would be can't miss TV. The moment of recognition when the daughter realizes Kris spitefully crushed her dreams because she left the fold...TV gold. Reclaiming her soul from the scrap heap of Hollywood priceless. I am rooting for her. Just not optimistic.

Derek Harvey said...

yeah I get where your coming from @Starbucks
and I agree to an extent. and I really don't care enough about any of them to continue. Just when you see them as little kids (I honestly have seen 2 or 3 episode FTR ; ) )you just feel a little sorry for them. But they have enough money to turn their lives around. Hopefully the 2 youngins find some decent people with the patience to show them happiness is not a superficial thing.

bellaluna said...

The youngest Jenner.

di butler said...

Kylie Jenner. Good Luck with that, spawn of Pimp Mama Kris!

parissucksliterally said...

No fucking way is this Kylie. Kylie wants fame so badly. She IS DYING to have as much attention as Kendall. She is the one who will use her "fame" for everything.

Someone else.
Honey Boo Boo?

Kate and Gemma said...

I agree that Kylie likes the fame, however, she is at that age where I could see her thinking that being on the show is uncool.

Honey Boo Boo was my first thought, too! But mostly just as a joke.

Im just sayin said...

+1

Kbjorg said...

Duck Dynasty offspring

cricket said...

North West. That scary ass ugly bag her nanny's employer is dragging around was the last straw. North is terrified The Giant Ego and Walking Urinal Cake might put her in it and forget she's there sometime if the nanny takes a pee break and they are left to watch her for a few seconds. Run North Run

a said...

Is anyone really thinking that ANY child who was raised by Kris Fucking Jenner is going to run out and work a "9 to 5 job" ? No. She has instilled the value of hard work in her children. Not hard work in the sense of getting a 9 to 5 job, but in the sense of working hard to find a rich husband. It's kind of fucked up, because it's teaching your kids that they can't go far themselves.. she knows they don't have any goddamn talent.. aside from the model, which involves literally just standing and posing for pictures.. so she encourages them to hitch their worthless wagon to a star. She's a pimp, and being raised by a woman like that (and NEVER knowing ANYTHING different) you're doomed.

Speaking of which, I'm SO glad about the recent news articles that the Kardashians are over. Yay!! Makes me genuinely happy. Apparently magazines with them on the cover are selling less and less. Remember how Paris Hilton completely fizzled out and now she's a nobody? This family has lasted longer just because there's physically more of them, but they're fucking DONEEEEEE. HA!!!

Brian said...

I think she wants out, but not because she hates it. She thinks she can get her own show.

PugsterMom said...

She can go live with daddy Bruce.

Secondbecky said...

This. Lol

Secondbecky said...

I don't feel bad for that one who is friends with jaded smith. She obviously likes fame whoring just as muh as the rest of the fam

Unknown said...

Howard is on to something. The way to get them into the fold is to give them designer clothing and a $110k auto by their 16th birthday, held at the Staples Center, making the standard of living so extreme that anything less feels like poverty. Crushing poverty, which forces the girls even reluctantly to get on the Kardashian Hamster Wheel(TM) for life. Mama Pimp getting her 10% cut for life. It's called selling her soul. What do you want to bet she wants to go back to high school too and was told no there was no time for her to finish school and Kris would pitch a new show where Kylie gets to attend FIT? That sounds about right...