Friday, December 13, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former A list comic actor who blew through about five headlining movie gigs before falling off the fame map entirely still has close to A list name recognition. He also holds the world record for being the drunkest celebrity to ever drink at The Abbey. This actor got so drunk he literally had to be carried out of the bar by four servers and placed in the back of a car and then carried out of the car by people at his house at the other end.

29 comments:

plokzy said...

Sounds like Pauly Shore to me

Marie Lexingdale said...

Def Pauly Shore

snookiemonster said...

Great guess

Kristin said...

Mike Myers

Basil said...

Isn't the Abbey a gay bar in Westho? I was thinking Mike Myers.

hairydawg said...

Andy Dick is always a good guess for these. I've seen him being carried while wasted more than once.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What does " blew thru" mean? Filmed 5 then dropped out? If so, I have to agree on Pauly Shore, he dropped so far off the map, I'm surprised when I hear his stand up routine on the radio.

fancyscreenname said...

+1@hairy

Haven't seen dick being carted away though. HA!

caralw said...

I don't think Pauly Shore was A list.

Mike Myers is also a little heavier, which might account for the four servers needed.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@caralw' I was thinking seizure style twitching while out for the multiple waiters'

sandybrook said...

I don't think Pauly was A list either but Enty probably watched a lot of MTV when she was a kid and he was all over that shit back then.

Rose said...

Jim Carrey?

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm not very big and I think even I could carry Andy Dick out of a bar!

I hope this isn't Mike Meyers.

Matthew said...

Mike Myers doesn't really fit at all. He had a couple of bad bombs but some serious hits throughout. It seems he took himself out of the game.

Pauly Shore was A list. It may have been for a very fleeting moment, but he headlined a bunch of movies in the nineties. Not sure people gave him 5 headliners though.

Eddie Murphy? Can't draw at all anymore. Definite former A. And he has a propensity for hookers with a little something between the legs.

0_0 said...

Pauly shore never had a lick of talent nor a single funny bone in his body at all.

TalksTooMuch said...

What about Dane Cook?

Kristin said...

I could totally princess carry Andy Dick out of a bar.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Rob Schneider

Turkish Taffy said...

Danny DeVito?

Count Jerkula said...

I second TTM. Dane Cook was the one who popped in my mind. They should have done us all a favor and let him drive.

AudreyHempburn said...

Stoney was just weezing the juice, Buhhh-dy.

hothotheat said...

Mike Meters had more than 5 hits though. Pauly Shore had less, way less.

Gypsy said...

Its good to be the best at something.

hothotheat said...

Lol, Mike MEYERS, damn you autocorrect.

Hegg said...

Was thinking Luke Wilson.
Mike Myers has mental issues but I don't think he is someone who drinks very often.

Cee Kay said...

I'd argue that Pauly was A list at one point. He was the star in all of his movies except for Encino Man, and his name was the definite draw. Because why the hell else did I sit through Son-In-Law, much less BioDome?

KonjoMoretta said...

Chris Tucker fell off the map after a handful of movies.

Sandy said...

Myers. Shore and Carrey are straight.

di butler said...

Yeah, going with Mike Myers.
Pauly Shore was most definitely A list for a hot minute back in the day. Mitzi Shore did a great job of promoting him.