Monday, December 23, 2013

Blind Item #6

This D list celebutante from an A list celebutante family has been making an a-hole of himself while on vacation and is having to pay three tomes the amount for his drugs as everyone else would. No one will buy them for him because he uses drugs that will find you in jail for a long time if caught buying. A long time. Especially in the quantities he buys daily. Definitely going to be in the 2014 death pool.

24 comments:

Zelda Zonk said...

Barron?

Vera said...

Barron Hilton.

Wen said...

PMK plant. We all know the new Enty's are on the swine's payroll.

AJ said...

What about Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis ?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Sounds like someone is taking the H train uptown.

Kaye said...

I'm pretty innocent, what drugs are we talking about here?

Bacon Ranch said...

That's who I was thinking as well, AJ

Bacon Ranch said...

Drugs that will get you put away for a 'long long time' Kaye, sheesh.

(Kidding, no idea ;) )

Jennabean said...

If you have a lb or
So of herion your going
To jail for
About 35 years. That's what I'm thinking it is

Sophie Helene said...

@OneEyeCharlie:

Hats off! This was really well said. I love it.

WareCat said...

Heroin will give u a huge prison sentence.

dn't chase the dragon kids, mmmkay.

Wendy Davis said...

Since when is my family A list?

__-__=__ said...

I thought Gummi Bear. Remember when he put up that youtube where he injected into the abcess on his foot? It was Requiem scary!!

Count Jerkula said...

In NJ the "Kingpin" statute says 25 years, eligible for parole in 12.5.

Key here is "vacation". If it is outside the US, then who knows what the sentence could be.

AJ said...

@Count
Prob the kind of sentence where they throw away the key after you get locked up.

Gabby Abarca said...

true

Jennabean said...

I was going
Off a V.A sentence a family
Member got for about 10 sleeves. I'm a good girl so idk what the statues are In NJ ;)

Murphy said...

Definitley Baron--TMZ just mentioned he was on vacation.

Basil said...

Where is he on vacation?

Jacq said...

Lol - you've just been promoted! Sorry to say this title doesn't come with a raise, but you do get a class ring.

Jacq said...

How do people who don't work go on vacations? Isn't it just another day, different place? I can't imagine what he needs to take a break from; certainly not hard work...

hairydawg said...

Gummi Bear did get caught with heroin and rec'd only probation (which he probably blew off). His brother got caught with coke. Same thing. Ditto Paris. This must be outside the U.S.

Sherry said...

Ever been to a Turkish Prison Bobby?
Barron for the win but so wish it would be Greasy Bear. He's a despicable person.

di butler said...

Crap, hard to choose between Gummi and Baron! I'm in the process of making my Dead Pool and planning on betting pretty heavily on it, this year. C'mon Enty, I need this one 12/31!!!