Thursday, December 12, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

December 20, 2007

#1 I think everyone thinks this couple is happily married. After reading this, you might not be so sure. Just like Tom & Katie, this A list couple has separate bedrooms. Unlike Tom and Katie, this couple actually gives the impression that their sex life is spectacular which leads to speculation as to why they don't sleep in the same room, and not even on the same floor. Well maybe it has something to do with the fact that exes aren't always exes, and the wife enjoys spending some time every week or so with her ex. Often the ex arrives unannounced in the middle of the night, and to prevent an awkward situation (like this whole damn thing isn't awkward) when the ex crawls into bed, our happy couple maintain separate bedrooms.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher with Bruce Willis showing up.

25 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Demi and Bruce are turning into a modern day Liz and Dick.

aemish said...

Wow.. didn't see that one coming..

FSP said...

Mooshki nailed it.

sandybrook said...

Is this Demi smash day or something?

caralw said...

It seems clear they had an open relationship, so I'm not sure Asston is such an ass after all.

Harry Knuckles said...

Just don't understand Hollywood. Seperate bedrooms isn't all that unusual I guess but fucking other people right there in the house with the SO and kids sleeping (maybe) nearby? I guess Kutcher and Demi had their reasons for living that way, but geez.

sandybrook said...

Enty now that Madonna officially broke up with him can you please reveal the blind from last week about the singer who caught her guy in bed with her daughter?. Its getting to the point where Michael K is revealing your blinds now

Tina Mallette said...

Just a point of order sleeping in separate bedrooms does not necessarily mean a problem in a marriage or a relationship - if one or both parties snore, separate bedrooms keeps a marriage happy and then you make appointments for sex. It can actually spice up your sex life.

Now if you are entertaining other people in your bedroom well that's different.

msgirl said...

Most people who have the money choose to have separate bedrooms, according to my friend who is also a cleaning lady. It makes sense to me, my husband snores, and I would just love my own room. There are studies that show sleeping separately leads to better sleep, less disturbances. And sex can happen in both rooms!

However, the Willis part is just weird. Is all of Hollywood sexually deranged?

Sarah said...

That's pretty messed up if Madonna caught Baby B with Lourdes, but that may be the price of dating guys that are nearer to your daughter's age, especially a wild child that looks like Lourdes.

PugsterMom said...

I just don't believe this one. And I don't really like blinds from seven years ago anyway because so much has changed since then.

olliebolliesnollie said...

WTF how is this not brangelina and Billy bobbbbb!?!

Susan said...

Good reveal!

I'm all about Ozzie and Harriet sleeping arrangements because I am the lightest sleeper in the world and my husband snores. I actually slept in the same bed the past two nights with him, but it was just sleeping sans sexy times. Oh, the glamour of marriage.

Sherry said...

Hi Susan..Like your new pic!

If my husband had a choice we'd probably sleep in separate rooms too. I'm a horrible snorer. Now if my ex came over, yeah weird.

lesbianeatwhat said...

i hate pre-planned sex (planned role-play,fetish is a-ok). I just cant with that shit. Laying in bed together leads to sex on its on naturally. We dont sleep together then we dont sex together.

crila16 said...

Loved Bruce and Demi together. Even though they've moved on from each other...I feel like they're soul mates.

auntliddy said...

And didnt that work out beautifully for everyone?

Jen M. said...

I don't believe it for a second.

MadLyb said...

I remember when my aunt and uncle got separate bedrooms. It was weird, but I really didn't understand it at the time, until they divorced as soon as my youngest cousin graduated high school.

Cee Kay said...

@ollie - because Brangie aren't married, for starters.

Anotheramy said...

Separate bedrooms for years, great sex life and a good nights sleep. I know other people love it but its not for us. The Mr hits, kicks, snores, coughs, talks. Its horrible.

Henriette said...

I know lots of happily married people with separate bedrooms. Actually, one couple was on the brink of divorce and separate bedrooms saved their marriage.

I can totally see this between Demi and Bruce, especially with how much they used to be a threesome always together.

Henriette said...

I hasten to add, I think Demi went off the deep end because both Asshat and Bruce left her for younger women. Remember, Bruce got married right before her marriage break-up.

ninotchka said...

I wonder if Bruce crawled into bed with Demi or with Ashton?



di butler said...

Separate bedrooms because of hubby's health. I wish someone slipped into my br in the middle of the night...=(