Thursday, December 12, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 7, 2007

#3 This singer has never been known as the brightest tool in the shed, but even for her this is disturbing. At an after party last night for Fashion Rocks, this singer tried to buy some coke from a guy who took her money and promised to return right away with the coke. He never came back, so she went looking for him and found him. When she confronted him and demanded her money back, he refused. She then said, "I'm going to go find a cop and tell him you stole my drug money." The guy couldn't stop laughing.

Ashlee Simpson

23 comments:

sandybrook said...

Shes lucky he didn't kill her. Idiot.

Harry Knuckles said...

Pretty uncool of the drug guy.

caralw said...

Isn't it "sharpest tool in the shed?" I'm not sure most tools are all that bright.

Anyway, yeah uncool of the guy and dumb of her.

T. E. Cuz said...

As a druggie, she should be more savvy...

Sarah said...

Maybe Asslee had flunked get her drugs when she was more relevant and has had to start doing her own dirty work. There's no other excuse for this lack of common sense.

Jessi said...

Umm.... Brightest Tool in the shed? Oh boy.

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sifichick said...

Doesn't she know you never give money upfront for anything? I'm talking anything, not just drugs. It's so stupid to do it for legal stuff. Let alone paying up front for drugs.

cyberisis said...

Really? I'm surprised I thought she was as bright as a tack...

cyberisis said...

Really? I'm surprised I thought she was as bright as a tack...

Unknown said...

I'm pretty sure that Asslee S. is a Rocket Surgeon.

chopchop said...

I thought it was "A few fries short of a six-pack." Or was it "A few beers short of a Happy Meal." I don't know. Cliches are hard. *pout*

skimpymist said...

Well she learned very quickly how shady Hollywood is. Oh well go blonde your nose on some of chesticas money.

skimpymist said...

I meant blow not blonde

Sherry said...

Skimpy I think she is blonding Chesitica's cash these days.

Since I was on IMDB I was looking at her bio that was created by anonymous and hasn't been updated in some time. It's pretty pathetic on the "trivia" side giving you her favorite make-up and the name of her lawyer(?!?!). Surprisingly she doesn't list her favorite drug dealer.

Count Jerkula said...

Ladies, if a dude asks for the money up front, just tell him you will give him the money and a blow job when he gets back with the coke.

plokzy said...

What a shitty dealer. If he was serious about his craft, he'd never do that.

TalksTooMuch said...

Cue BP

auntliddy said...

What she said is actually not that rare. I see it all the time on Cops, and even on JUdge Judy- people breaking law and then trying to get help from law. I learned from Judge Judy about "clean hands".

Count Jerkula said...

There was a case in Jersey a month or 2 ago where a Bait and Switch hooker and her boyfriend/pimp were robbing guys who saw the mess at the door and tried to leave. One dude went to the police who ran a bust on the place. It made a lot of the news shows and papers, because it happened in a gated retirement community. According to the guard house logs, 600 cars visited the home in the previous couple months.

mistang said...

It's sad that nowadays you just can't trust drug dealers anymore. What has the world come to?

MadLyb said...

I would feel bad for her if I didn't still remember that video of her heaping drunken abuse upon McDonald's employees. Many former teenagers have worked at McDonald's, and we remember your ilk, bitch!

di butler said...

Not the brightest bulb on the old Christmas tree, for sure.