Monday, December 02, 2013

Joe Jonas Smoked Pot With Miley Cyrus When She Was 14 - Lost Virginity To Ashley Greene

At the height of her Hannah Montana days when Miley Cyrus wanted the world to believe she was still really innocent and very Disney like she introduced Joe Jonas to pot. She was 14. Joe Jonas talks about it in a new interview with Vulture which I encourage you to read for a very sanitized version of his career with some truths that make him look good and just a few flaws.

"The first time I smoked weed was with Demi and Miley. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, “Try it! Try it!” so I gave it a shot, and it was all right."

Joe Jonas is three years older than Miley so you can do the math. The fact that she was peer pressuring the guy is something else. I'm sure she will come out today and say something like Joe got the dates wrong and she was much older or she doesn't remember that because you really don't want to be the person who was smoking pot at 12 or something unless you really want that Kneepads story later in life.

Another thing to be gleaned from the interview is that Joe says he lost his virginity at the age of 20 although he was doing everything else before then. He also says he started dating Ashley Greene at the age of 20 and that it was his first serious relationship so there you go.




25 comments:

Kristin said...

I think Miley is way beyond denying anything which makes her look like a badass... Or whatever her intent is.

She'll probably embrace it because it just shows she was ratchet before it was cool to be ratchet. (I have no clue what ratchet means)

Cleodacat said...

In the next 10-20 years we'll have Miley playing the Drew Barrymore card and saying it's not her fault.

AnonyMouse said...

No! Say it ain't so! *clutching pearls*

Is anyone shocked by this? Anyone?

Renoblondee said...

That's what I was thinking @Kristin. Miley don't give a shit.

AnonyMouse said...

I thought ratchet meant...I dunno, not good. Anyone tell us what ratchet means? Need to know here!

Yeah, Miley doesn't care. She can't be tamed, y'all!

texas rose said...

I think at this point Miley doesn't give a shit that people will know she wasn't miss innocent as Hannah- in fact she will love it., I wonder if she blew him too?

Kristin said...

Has anyone read the article? There's a subtle dig at Swifty.

Disneymesses these kids up for life. Jesus.

Harry Knuckles said...
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texas rose said...

Too much $$$ and fame combined with lack of parental guidance (or excess parental greed) is a bad combination for a middle schooler.

TeacherTeacher said...

From Urban Dictionary...

Ratchet
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

texas rose said...

Teacher - that fits miley to a tee- she is fugly imo.

sifichick said...

Miley is probably dancing around happily about this. She's doing her utmost to get as far from Disney as she possibly can. I honestly think the only thing that can shock people now is if she put some clothes on and just sang.

From Urban Dictionary:

Rachet
An annoying , very rude person. Normally tries to act ghetto by typing in words or phrases such as " Af' ", " Janky ", " Finna" , " Cus " , Etc. Most people think of "Rachet" girls or boys as trashy. In other words a "Rachet" person is the most non-classy human-being in presence. They usually have the worst grammar problems and they always try to pick fights with everybody .
Boy #1 - " I heard that girl got into a fight."
Boy #2- " Well, duh shes rachet."

JSierra said...

Not all teens are the same, a majority of the kids I went to school with starting smoking around 7th or 8th grade. I feel like Joe is trying to ride the wave of everyones Miley obsession and make himself as relevant as possible. Or maybe try to blame his addiction on Miley and Demi.

RowdyRodimus said...

@Texas I agree with her being fugly now but that all comes down to the haircut. When she had the long hair she was absolutely beautiful, well the hair and not seeing all those nasty tats she has.

(Not saying anything bad about tats, I actually want one I've designed just scared of needles, but hers look like something someone did with some thread and ballpoint pen ink)

fancyscreenname said...

Man is he ((cough**manufactured**cough)) EDGY!

black n white photo...scruffy facial hair...sullen expression

((Eye roll))

Ginger said...

I do not get his, or his brothers, appeal. Do not find them attractive at all.

Amy said...

See, this means he didn't have sex with Swifty, they dated long before he dated Ashley Greene. Taylor Swift hasn't f*cked the vast majority of guys (many none at all) that she obsesses over in song.

auntliddy said...

Makes him look like a loser, no? The important thing is that he did get turned on, lol

Just Another Girl said...

This is a well crafted puff piece designed to deflect the anger he's been getting for breaking up the band. It's also a nice way to squash the increasing drug addict rumors. Kudos to his PR team.

TalksTooMuch said...

That's so odd, I always think Ashley Greene looks way older than ol' babyface up here.

Unknown said...

Funny he does not name Greene. Rather than mean he lost it to Greene, I would guess he lost it to a guy, Green was his beard.

shopgirl said...

Since when is 14 the same as 12? Many people I know, myself included, smoked pot at least by the time we were 14.

Anothergrayhare said...

I always read ratchet as rat shit, and from the descriptions, I'm not far off.

MadLyb said...

14 and already smoking pot? Shocker! I grew up in the '70's and kids were smoking pot by the time they were 11.

di butler said...

Okkkk. Another post of mine not here anymore...what is going on?!?

Anyway, since I post a lot of insider stuff about the tweener stuff, here goes-Joe Jonas lies like a rug. He has/had a huge drug problem, has for quite some time, and was banging 4-5 chicks way before he was 20, and its a bunch a BS cop out that he blames Miley, Demi, Disney, and H'wood, for all of his issues and failure for the failure of his solo stuff and the last stuff not doing well.