Friday, December 27, 2013

Kanye West Makes A Promise To The World - Won't Keep It

For the next six months Kanye West has told the world that he is going to his happy place. He is going to be nothing but ice cream eating and have no more negative outbursts to the world. In a show in Toronto Kanye says he is taking a six month break from saying anything negative about anyone which means he is going to have to staple his mouth shut because he can't go a week without criticizing someone. There will be some designer or some award or some person or some pap or Kris Jenner who gets on his bad side and he will say something. It is who he is. The guy is 95% mean and 5% water. OK, yes, when he is eating an ice cream cone and thinking of his assistant he can smile. There is no way that he is making it six months. I would be shocked if he made it a few weeks and then people will remind him of his promise and he will say that he just couldn't stand by while people criticized his fashion and that they needed to know he is a genius so had to say something negative.

28 comments:

Henriette said...

You should have shown the bag he gave Kim for Christmas.

TalksTooMuch said...

We need Mr. Wolf to recap that ice cream eating again

Discobitch said...

Oooooh let's go troll his twitter! He won't last 5 mins :D

Henriette said...

He will put his cap key down and never let it up!

Runswithscissors said...

Hahaha! It's deliciously horrendous! The bag! Buahahaha!!! And she was already photographed carrying it. His boyfriend attempted some Gauguin style, failed horribly.

Enty, I love you for reminding me Kanye's composition is the same as Plankton: 95% gas, 5% seaweed.

dawn bee said...

That made my morning. Too funny! Let's go!!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

@discob

Seachica said...

Someone please post a photo of this horrendous bag!

Seven of Eleven said...

@seachica: ugly nudie bag

Seven of Eleven said...

It looks like a dirty bird version of Where the Wild Things Are!

audrey said...

And she actually left the house with that piece of crap? (I meant the purse, but if you want to infer something else...feel free.)

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwawhaha! Seven said "dirty bird!"

Simon said...

That bag is hideous

JSierra said...

OMG THAT BAG! it looks like Rob's son painted it

lazyday603 said...

I'm excited to hear his cover of The Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer".

Alicia said...

@runswithscissors - there had to be .5% gay fish in there somewhere

Alicia said...

Ok . Dat. Bag. Though.

It was done by George Condo, who did the artwork for A Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, which is the only Kanye album I ever liked. Monster is still the cut.

Dat bag though ..

feraltart said...

Someone admitted to designing that bag? Yuck!

Tru said...

Seems to me that the Kartrashians are worried about their falling ratings, and growing Kard. fatigue which might be partly explained by West's unlikeability.

Meli said...

That's a joke right? That's not really the bag he game her?...

Discobitch said...

I'm a bit slow today what bag? Is it one for his head?

Meauxelle said...

That bag is like the Kardashian Khristmas Khard redux, with Kylie and Kendall in the korner and The Hump standing off to the left. But who let Mason and Penny fingerpaint on Auntie Kimmie's Birkin bag?

NapAssasin said...

I wonder what Birkin thinks of their bag now synonymous with Kanye & the clan. I bet their PR people are fuming. Hoelpefully they'll say something & Kanye will make them a new enemy. Birkin leather jogging pants? Kanye would go insane!

car54 said...

Bieber's retiring and Kanye is being nice and happy? Is it the Rapture?

Sherry said...

Don't call it a Nudie bag because there was actually a famous Nudie who did clothing for big Country stars in the day. Worth a LOT of money now. Sadly that artwork has reduced the value if that Birkin and how does Bitch be getting one? Isn't there like a two year wait?

Runswithscissors said...

Hahaha! True! Poor Plankton (from Sponge Bob SquarepAnts) getting smeared into this mess

Runswithscissors said...

You mean Hermes. Hermes is the maker, Birkin is the design, named after some lady whose last name was given to the design he ordered.

Alicia said...

How many ninjas you seen in a leather jogging pant?!