Thursday, December 12, 2013

Kevin Federline Has Had Sex At Least Six Times

Victoria Prince had unprotected sex with Kevin Federline again and she got pregnant again. The man with more powerful sperm than Lil Wayne is going to have his sixth child. So far Kevin has been remarkably consistent with all of the women in his life giving them all two kids. You never really see photos of Kevin with the kids he has with Shar Jackson. You see photos of him with the kids he has with Britney because he is their primary caregiver and his new baby with Victoria Prince but never with the kids he has with Shar.

After Victoria has their second baby together Kevin plans on divorcing her or having an affair with another woman so he can continue to spread his seed to the lucky women who want sex with a chain smoking still holding on to the rap dream guy. I wonder what he actually does list as his occupation in IRS forms. Do you think he says rapper? Performer? Sperminator?

32 comments:

Johnny said...

Ent is so jell.

HATER!

S.joy said...

A woman had unprotected sex with her husband and got pregnant?! How dare she! The nerve of her.

Once again: Enty hates pregnancy. Congrats to the couple :-)

Henriette said...

Brit Brit has to pay for another one of KeFed's kids.

Harry Knuckles said...

Is she tall or is he short? I'm not really seeing much of a heel on her boots.

Jennabean said...

Actually the pic you have up is part of a series I saw them on DM in that series is pics with his kids with Shar they are there watching the game also. Sayin a man doesn't see his children is a serious accusation.

TalksTooMuch said...

Exactly, s. Joy. K-Fed was not bad looking back in the day, and he was an awesome dancer. I'm gonna say there may have been even MORE than six people. Like seven, easy

FSP said...

He's had sex at least 6 times??? Lucky bastard.

Alexis said...

Sorry have to agree with Enty on this one. You almost never see pics of him with his oldest two kids. And if for some reason Britney ever gets to stop paying him how's this guy going to take care of 6 kids? Doesn't seem like he has a job or wants one.

MBK said...

Well said, Alexis.

Karen said...

Why would you see pics of him with his oldest kids very often? The paps aren't going to make any money off pics of him with Shar Jackson's kids unless Britney's kids are there, too.

Enty's just hating...AGAIN. Congrats to the K-Feds.

TalksTooMuch said...

FSP, whatcha gotta do is get cornrows and make sure to tilt your head to the side while talking with your eyes half closed. Make sure to say stuff like "ohh girl" and you should be up to your knees in babymommas before you know it! Don't forget the velour tracksuit!

FSP said...

TTM, A velour tracksuit? This is going to get expensive.

Murphy said...

No I've seen pics of Shar's kids lately-but yeah they were at one of SP's soccer games.

He gave up his Britney alimony to marry Victoria-I doubt he's leaving anytime soon.

Brenda L said...

I want a Federline baby, they're collectibles.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh no, that's the beauty of it! It needs to be worn looking and there should be pitt stains

rajahcat said...

well his two with Brit are just gorgeous so ......

AJ said...

He's very fertile.
He seems like a somewhat good dad but I hate all these celebs that think having a kid is a good idea.
Children are not just some golden ticket to tie you to someone famous and rich.

JSierra said...

Enty maybe you should look into adopting a dog to fill the childless void that is so obviously tearing you apart.

Im just sayin said...

Well that's 6 more times than me! So good for him!

Eros said...

Lol this was funny. I see kevin is back thin again. he ought to be ashamed for being a deadbeat dad.

Seven of Eleven said...

Not a fat joke in sight, and nary a mention of Kate Winslet and her wanton ways.

S.joy said...

@TTM LOL @ seven times!!! And yes I thought he was super cute (but grimy) back in the day.

Sherry said...

Actually Kevin ISN'T a deadbeat dad. He takes care of all his kids physically. He has custody.

turtle said...

If you track down Victoria Prince's twitter account, you'll find quite a number of photos with Federline's oldest kids who are doing things like playing with the younger ones or going on outings, etc. I get the sense that all his kids are in his life. His new wife seems pretty sweet and go her for loving up all the kids.

Hegg said...

I've seen him at DisneyLand with all of his kids. Yes, his kids with Shar.
They love being parents. No hate from me.
The fact that he still has a good relationship with Shar and with Britney's family says a lot about the guy.

Hegg said...

@Murphy - he actually just got alimoney after the first year of the divorce, so he hasn't had that for many years now.
The whole "living of Brit" narrative that people seem to be stuck with is just BS.

auntliddy said...

Why the hate? He married her, they take care of their kids. If he gets money from Brittany for support of her kids, so what? Shes got plenty, and taking care of kids is never a waste. He made the best out of bizarre situation.

BitterBlondin said...

What everyone else said. He actually takes care of ALL his kids and seem like a really good Dad - despite not whoring out pics of his oldest kids to the media.

Jacq said...

Popozao!!

MadLyb said...

"Idiocracy".

Alita said...

I ahree with the sentiment S.Joy ... but it's KFed!

POPOZAO!

Henriette said...

"Living off Brit BS"? Are you people kidding me? KFed may not get alimony anymore, but he is the primary parent of his kids with Brit Brit so he gets good money in child support and upkeep. Brit Brit is going to have her kids living in a good lifestyle, so good dad or not, KFed hit the jackpot by having kids with Brit Brit. There are no trailer park housing in his future.