Friday, December 27, 2013

Lauren Silverman Is About To Lose Custody of Her Son Because Of Simon Cowell

When the details of Lauren Silverman's divorce settlement were announced there were some very interesting provisions. The first was the $50K fine that Lauren had to pay each time that Simon Cowell saw her son. Simon has now seen her son three times which means Lauren via Simon has had to pay $150K to her ex. That is a lot of money. One of the other provisions was that if Simon saw the son three times then custody of the son would revert to the father. Basically to spend time with Simon Lauren is having to give up her son. Apparently Lauren's son is with Simon and Lauren in Barbados which would mark the third time Simon has joined them together which means that Lauren has now lost custody of her son. I don't know why she would agree to a provision like that unless she just doesn't care about her son or worries that Simon will leave her for another woman if she is not with him every second. I don't think she needs to worry about him leaving her for anyone. He is going to have sex with everyone regardless of whether they are together. Maybe she thinks some other woman will get pregnant and there will be less money for the new baby. Would you sacrifice your custody to be with a guy?

56 comments:

Henriette said...

I didn't know she had another kid. I guess she's giving that one up.

Bacon Ranch said...

Lauren Silverman is losing her son because of Lauren Silverman.
Fixed.

sandybrook said...

Golddiggers put money above everything

The Raving Badger said...

Gross people. Who cares?

TalksTooMuch said...

That is the weirdest custody agreement I have ever heard of. And BR, I totally agree

sandybrook said...

Happy Birthday @TTM!! Third Canadian National Holiday in a row!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thank you, sandybrook! You remembered!

bflogurl said...

That is an absurd divorce agreement, sounds like the Dad is just as big of an arse.

sandybrook said...

Yeah Im better at remembering things from mornings than later on in certain days :)

Runswithscissors said...

Call me crazy, but do you think the boy's father, having been simon's friend for a long time, knows the environment around Simon is not the best for his son, with the revolving door of women and drugs.
Strange settlement.
One thing is clear, Lauren has her eyes well set on the prize

TV Junkie said...

There is no one on this earth I would put ahead of my twins. No one. Period.

Seven of Eleven said...

She's a horrible woman. The custody agreement said that her 7 year old son had to stay in NY where he attends school and she could have primary custody if she stayed in NY - but she CHOSE to not live in NY and to have partial custody. This "mother" chose man-whore Simon Cowell over her son, and if she thinks he'll be around when baby #2 is 7 and he's banging someone else, she's quite delusional.

Happy birthday, Talks Too Much, the opposite of Lauren Silverman!

MISCH said...

So Lauren will be all alone with Simon's baby and money..

OneEyeCharlie said...

@TTM Well now. Happy Birthday to my favorite ginger CDaNer

WareCat said...

no shit!
it's TTM's cake day?
Happy Birthday ghoul!

Count Jerkula said...

Happy Birthday TTM!

Sounds to me like they put that provision in there so the kid could be "taken" not "given up". Semantics and victim playing, 2 of a crazy broads 3 greatest weapons.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks Charlie and Warecat! You too, Seven, you're my favourite purveyor of slurpees!

gossipoholic said...

I guess everyone has forgotten that Simon's baby mama was BFFs with Charlie Sheen's twin's mom. Do you think they had a challenge about who could score the most money by having a baby? People like this disgust me, especially with all the wonderful people out there who can't have children & this idiot who is basically throwing one away for the golden egg baby.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks Count! Does this mean now you send ME boobie pix in the mail?

audrey said...

Happy Birthday TTM. Hope you have an awesome day.

ClaptonsLayla said...

This. Because he's had sex with millions of women and none got pregnant. She's so clearly this and more.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks audrey!

JSierra said...

Happy birthday lady! Sending boobie pics now

ClaptonsLayla said...

Ditto. It was having my son that made me realize I needed to leave his dad for my sons sake. Children are the only "true" love in this world.

mitchellaneous mvdiz said...

Kids are not like cars. You can't just trade in your old one for a nee one when you get bored with it. This woman is terrible.

Pogue Mahone said...

NO man is worth losing your kids over.

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Lemme look around later and i'll try to find some pasties. A boy deserves some modesty, right?

Also, when you get JSierra's pix, please email me an accurate and thorough description. I wouldnt want you to betray her trust and second hand titty pix just arent as special.

Ms Cool said...

Happy Birthday TTM!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks Ms. Cool and JSierra! Yay for boobie pix! Count, just use electrical tape

Count Jerkula said...

Wont that rip out my nipple hairs? My left nip is way too sensitive for that.

Johnny said...

Happy Birthday TTM!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Johnny!

No, count, just makes em a little tender. You'll like it, honest!

JSierra said...

Heck I'm feeling Oprah-y today, YOU get boobie pics and YOU get boobie pics and YOUget boobie pics!! Yaaayy! And none for Gretchen Weiners.

Freya said...

Happy Birthday, TTM!!! Wishing you many more!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Freya!

Yay, boobie pix for everyone!! And, guys, don't feel left oot, you can also send pix. Wink wink

Renoblondee said...

Happy Birthday @TTM! Sending boobie pic soon!

Snoopy said...

Happy birthday!!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Reno & Snoopy!

feraltart said...

Happy Birthday TTM.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, feral!

Krab said...

My husband's girlfriend moved 2000 miles away from her kids (boy, 12, girl, FOUR) to shack up with her married boyfriend, my husband. I can hardly even believe my husband would be friends with such trash, much less shack up. Ugh.

Bunni said...

That sux @Krab I'm never surprised by how low some will go to cheat. What does annoy me is them not just being honest about it from the start. No one wants to be in a relationship with someone that has one foot out the door. They leave you in the dark, because they want their cake & eat it too. I hope they get theirs & you find someone better.

Mari said...

Lauren is a slore, end of.
TTM: Happy Birthday! Since I only just got power back, no way do I have enough to send any pics of any kind, so just imagine icicle covered wave!

Sherry said...

She just wants Simons money. No secret about that. Kids are collateral damage for her.

Kloie said...

Enty, custody is based on best interests of the child, no matter what the agreement said.

Emily Yeah said...

I think exactly this. I heard from a friend of a friend so how true I don't know that sexually he is into very weird stuff with girls and guys.

Count Jerkula said...

@kloie: "best interests of the child" only enters into it when the decision is left up to a judge. If the parents come to an agreement, the judge will usially rubber stamp it. Im sure there are "F U" clauses in there should either party try to conteat it later.

Count Jerkula said...

@kloie: "best interests of the child" only enters into it when the decision is left up to a judge. If the parents come to an agreement, the judge will usially rubber stamp it. Im sure there are "F U" clauses in there should either party try to conteat it later.

auntliddy said...

Clap and tv, agree. Kids come first before ANYONE else. Always.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Mari! Warm the h up soon!

Alita said...

Heh. Happy Birthday? Sounds more like Fappy Birthday!

EGB said...

Love how this thread was dominated by birthday wishes for you, Talks too Much! Happy birthday girlfriend!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, EGB awesome lady!

Meanie Rhysie said...

I'm late to the game....very late waking up, but I guess this is the birthday thread!

Happy Happy Birthday, TTM!! :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Meanie!!

PS said...

No, of course I would never prize a relationship - or money - over my kid. Flip side- I would never ever be with someone who would, either. But, what do we expect of Brooke Mueller's best friend? She is a gold-digging soulless whore.