Monday, December 09, 2013

Lindsay Lohan And Barron Hilton

In case you didn't see the photos or hear the news Barron Hilton got the snot beat out of him over the weekend and he says it is because he said something about Lindsay Lohan which Lindsay didn't like and that Lindsay said something about Paris and the next thing you know Barron's face looked like a sausage..

Whatever happens in that whole thing is not going to get Lindsay jail time so I don't really care. What I do care about and what everyone seems to be ignoring is the fact that Barron and Lindsay are two recovering addicts who were at a party that was a coke and booze fiesta. Apparently every single person at the party was doing one or the other or both and somehow these two were the only ones who had the fortitude to not do them? Yeah, right. Suddenly Lindsay is super strong and not tempted huh? We already know she is drinking again and she is back on Adderall so tell me how long it is before she starts doing coke again. Once she starts doing coke again she will make a stupid mistake and she will end up with actual jail time because she is going to be out of control. I think it will be something deadly and tragic but she will come out of it unscathed because she is like a cockroach.

43 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Oh, I'm under no impression that she isn't doing coke yet. Puleeze.

MontanaMarriott said...

HAHAHHAHA Uhm wait HAAHAHAHA a minute HAHAHAHHA Baron got HAHAHAHAHA beat u HAHAHAHAH by a GIRL?!?!? LMAO
#punk

Lizzie du said...

Very well said ent . I agree.

Katie said...

No. That's not quite what hapened

Dee said...

I read elsewhere that Lindsay talked a male associate at the party into beating Barron.

I think the Adderall is her gateway drug to other drugs and inevitably trouble.

Pip said...

Lohan told a dude she was with to beat him up apparently. I don't see how she would get into trouble unless she paid someone to beat him up.

fancyscreenname said...

Man that guy who cut off his arm is on a rampage. The pimp hand is OUT OF CONTROL! I wonder if the remaining hand now has tourettes. The hand just can't help itself.

Seven of Eleven said...

A drunk 18 year old beat up another drunk kid to impress his "hawt" older girlfriend at a party. That's our Lilo, living the dream.

And let's not forget the drunk kid's big sister in for the retaliation! "They will pay for what they did! Nobody f*s with my family and gets away with it!"

auntliddy said...

Sordid mess, but beating someone over real or imagined slight is way uncool. His face looks pretty bad. Totally off toouc, hiw come we dont see Nalha and daddy walking to school like we used to see every day? She quit? Lol. And wheres halle with new baby? Batcave??

Cleodacat said...

I love the fact that Linds still expects anyone to believe one iota of what she says. "I was not there!!!", wait there's video of you there. "I didn't do that!!", wait there's video of you doing it. Maybe she should adopt Bieber's no cell phone policy.

Unknown said...

The Bay Harbor Butcher would be disappointed.

Pip said...

I think Barron was talking shit about Lohan with her very respectful boyfriend, and someone else beat him up.

Massive G said...

I am glad Barron Hilton got the shit kicked out of him. Too bad it wasn't his sister or cunt mother.

Massive G said...

I am glad Barron Hilton got the shit kicked out of him. Too bad it wasn't his sister or cunt mother.

Massive G said...

I am glad Barron Hilton got the shit kicked out of him. Too bad it wasn't his sister or cunt mother.

Ms Cool said...

Do the Hiltons have the discretion it takes to put out a hit?

Cleodacat said...

I don't know about a hit and Paris certainly doesn't have enough influence to do any harm, but the Hilton family probably has enough pull to make Lindsey's non-existent career even more so.

Dee said...

The most shocking thing for me is learning that Lindsay still gets invited to the private parties of wealthy socialites. Maybe they figure she's got too much to lose if she gets caught thieving again.

Derek Harvey said...

Paris is signed to Cash Money Records with Birdman and some very dangerous and influential dudes in the entertainment industry. if firecrotch actually did set this up then she is fucked -if paris really cares enough for her little bro to get revenge. Not to mention all the money the Hilton family has. The father made sure Barrons legal trouble went away pretty quickly after his legal troubles a few years ago in which he left a man nearly paralyzed. I hope Lindsay has to do mandatory drug testing from now on after this incident. Thats the worse punishment you can give this trash at this point...and I am not a Paris fan for the record..

aemish said...

She IS like a cockraoch. Great anaology.

Lola said...

I'm on the fence here since both families are worthless additions to humanity. Nonetheless, I can't help but be gleeful that maybe Lilo has met her match and will at least pay civilly for something for once.

At the very least, the Hiltons have the money to make her life miserable if they so choose.

Pogue Mahone said...

Lindsay is nothing more than a 'ho, a junkie, a bully and a mean girl. She is pond scum.

MISCH said...

you got it…..after the earth is nuked it will be Lindsay and the rest of the roaches

texas rose said...

Once again I may be off base but all I wonder is how in the hell do you get such symmetrical cuts around your nose from a punch??

auntliddy said...

My understanding of these pieces of human flotsam (the hiltons)-have a name but not much money. Dont know if paris shares. Oooo! Ive got it!!! Family feud with ktrasues and hilties!!!! Imagine hiw hilariiys that would be since theres a combined IQ of 70!!! Oh man it wld be epic!!!!

auntliddy said...

Ktrash. Hilarious. Perhaps i shld not be talking about IQ's, lol

Lola said...

@texas...it looks like he probably had sunglasses on when he got punched

Brenda L said...

@Texas Rose....I swear it looks to me like he's been cut.

Glitter said...

Riff-Raff...the lot of them.

italiangal56 said...

Wish they would all croak
!

zenss empirez said...

i bet lindsay is still in love with paris. she's doing it to get paris to talk to her and reconnect their short lived relationship.

Kat Stewart said...

I think we are seeing one of the last mistakes from lohan. I doubt anyone is going to give her any more sympathy. I'm betting she's going to be in the 27 club soon.

Kat Stewart said...

I heard something about her boyfriend leaving the country to go to Cuba for his protection because the president hates the hiltons. I'm guessing he was joking!

http://m.news24.com/channel24/Gossip/News/Hiltons-attacker-flees-to-Cuba-to-get-away-from-police-20131209

texas rose said...

Lola - didn't think of that- you're probably right.

MadLyb said...

It's hard to have sympathy for anyone involved in this and not think, "A pox on both their houses!". At least the Borgia's had some redeeming qualities.

liberty harlow said...

Damn! Lets hope she gets annoyed with Bieber next!

Alicia said...

Please - no one gives a shit about cash money ! Birdman is a KNOWN punk and isn't doing shit to retaliate for ( hahahaahaha ) Paris Hilton of all people!! Kudos for funniest comment of the day though!!

Amy said...

I actually think if the Hiltons are sincere about wanting to take Lindsay down, TMZ will be the place they do it. Paris coverage basically launched TMZ, I'm more than half convinced that the Kardashians must have fed TMZ some Paris stuff from back in the day and thus forever have TMZ doing their spin and keeping them in the spotlight -- but which side does TMZ come down on if it's the Hiltons v. Lohan? Their coverage of Lilo is already moving toward being less ass-kissing and just treating her like a drugged out criminal hag.

Kate and Gemma said...

COCKROACH..

Hahahahahahahahaha

Aaah.. so true.

versace buckles said...

Stop covering this ruined brat. I think it's safe to say she is lost and never coming back. And her appearance and aura are radiantly evil, like a villain. I'm less bothered by her behavior as an addict then I am by her clearly being a twisted biotch. She loves that she still gets paprazzi and is deluded (or not) in thinking all of this bad press is just the beginning of an enormously important lifestory of a Hollywood legend. Stop writing that story! Ignore her and let us know when someone finally knifes her for being a collossal c@nt! She is beyond being a victim of bad parents, Disney etc. We all get crossroads and choices and wakeup calls and if someone winds up resembling a sociopath, there is no turning back, no sincerity left, no chance of redemption. Other's lives will suffer at her hands until she goes too far and someone stops her. This shit happens all the time to noncelebs and TMZ doesn't cover it or glamorize it. It's just evil skanks and tools doing what they do in their part of town, occasionaly popping up on the news with frightening new masks in their mugshots.

Lola said...

Versailles, excellently put.

Lola said...

That was to @Versace.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Woohoo!