Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Never Does Anything Wrong

Yesterday Michael Lohan stuck up for his daughter. No, not the one who is trying to comeback with a singing career because she is tired of long trips to Asia without a big payoff. No, not the daughter he pays child support to but refuses to acknowledge. Michael only sticks up for one daughter. The one daughter who has a chance to make him money, and that is Lindsay Lohan. Michael sold an interview and in the interview says his daughter is an angel who wouldn't touch drugs and called him the second she saw people doing drugs at the party.Uh huh. She told him that she was scared. Uh huh. She was probably scared it would all disappear before she could suck it up herself. What I would like someone to ask Michael in that interview is since he has admitted that his daughter is an escort who she agreed to have sex with in return for that private jet flight she took out of Miami to avoid the police. She can't afford a jet and people don't usually let them be used for free. Since Michael is such an expert on Lindsay's escorting services maybe the next time he needs some money and wants to talk about his daughter he could provide a list of all the known men she has escorted for. That would be a fun list.

19 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Such an entitled mess.

MISCH said...

it's only a matter of time

Gypsy said...

Is she a hawt mess? Yes. I am not a fan, at all. But damn if girl aint workin'. Look at the fucktwats she came from and despite being a slo-mo train wreck she maintains a lifestyle most of us can only dream of. Not saying I support her choices, but she somehow always manages to pull her ass out of a sling. She must have deep dope on hollywood. I can't wait until she is desperate enough for a tell all.

Harry Knuckles said...
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Harry Knuckles said...

And here's the little bitch's butt.

timebob said...

she's just missing her fake birkin bag

Usually that Mr. Pink energy guy that he just uses to lure semi-famous women to use as escorts lets Lindsay use his plane, after a proper blowie of course.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I hope she gets another easy role like mean girls to justify all this attention. Shes not going away, not unless its for a dirtnap. Im afraid ladies and gents that we are stuck with her, for possibly a lifetime.

Derek Harvey said...

It is all smoke and mirrors with her. She is a broke joke that is supported by rich middle-eastern men for the time being. When Miley or some other whore decides the whole real job thing is too draining they will replace her. She already looks 40 something and she is only 27. Her parents are trash that make money going on Maury Povich type shows. Her younger sister is being bullied by Dina to make a fool of herself by gaining more media attention---good or not. Eventually little Ms. Lohans secrets will be revealed to the general public (not blogger type readers like us etc) but mainstream media by either a Hilton, a part of her entourage or her own parents. Dont envy her cause a hard rain is gonna fall.....

parissucksliterally said...

Michael probably has not spoken to her in 6 months.

I fucking despise this POS who gets away with everything.
And NO WAY IN HELL SHE IS SOBER. SHE NEVER EVER IS ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANYTHING SHE DOES.

Blonde Galore said...

Looking at Lindsey makes me love Drew Barrymore even more.

Tori said...

I'm just concerned about her concave ass. None of this is new behavior, but would doing squats kill her?

Sherry said...

She was scared and called her daddy? Uh yeah, right...Got a bridge to sell you.

bellaluna said...

Well, we already know the names of at least 3 or 4 of them, but I'm sure the NDAs would prohibit release of the complete list! ;)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Mean Girls came out in spring 2004 - TEN YEARS AGO. Ten Years since Lindsay was in anything that made money. At least Hollywood is on to her. Oprah should know better.

MadLyb said...

We seriously need to bring back the guillotine. Lohans first, then the Kardashians followed by the Hiltons. After that, anyone who has ever starred in a reality show.

NaughtyNurse said...

Lindsay has a very flat ass. Not fat. FLAT.

Sherry said...

MadLyb..I'm with you! Good plan.

Crystal said...

Sorry, I think the Kardashians should be first. Side note, I love how Lainey gossip refuses to acknowledge Kim, she just calls her Kanyes girlfriend. Lol

Unknown said...

The reason she has no ass, is she's in terrible physical shape, she's got flabby thighs and no calf's either. She's starved herself to death, I mean eaten enough Adderal for a dozen of ADHD afflicted kids.
Oprah, you in trouble girl. This addict done stole your millions and has been buying drugs wiff your money. Dumbass, you gave a dopefiend millions!