Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Someone Married Terrence Howard

Just when I thought people could not get any more stupid someone finds a way to prove me wrong. This time the winner is a woman named Miranda who secretly married Terrence Howard after just a month. I presume it was secret because if any of her family members heard about it in advance they surely would have kidnapped her and taken her a long long way from the man who never seems to fight a guy but has no problems punching and choking and beating women. Radar says the couple have been dating a month so maybe he has kept her away from Google or he has been too busy to beat her but it's coming. As sure as the sun goes up in the morning and Paris Hilton takes Valtrex, she will get hit. Then she will pop up in the tabloids showing off her marks and file for divorce and Terrence will move on to another victim. Miranda is Terrence's fourth wife.

34 comments:

Pip said...

Paris takes Valtrex! Sexually transmitted diseases are funny, you guys! What stigma?

Why assume she'll show her bruises from beatings as some sort of trophy in magazines? This Enty is an asshole.

The Real Dragon said...
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Meanie Rhysie said...

Dude, how many times will it take for you to realize maybe marriage isn't for you?

The Real Dragon said...

She must have baby wipes made out of silver

Count Jerkula said...

I bet he put a ring on her because she can take a punch like George Foreman.

LottaColada said...

Is he the one that got fired from Ironman?

TalksTooMuch said...

I just, I just don't get the tone any more. So arbitrarily confrontational. Who wants to get that riles up this early in the morning??

As for Terrence Howard, abusers will always find another victim. You know, someone who is the only one who "understands" him and his "passion". Just sad all around

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: Yes, much like Robinson Cano is in the midst of doing, he over played his hand during negotiations, and they went elsewhere.

LottaColada said...

@Count, lol don't remind me of Cano right now! Did you see they just signed Brian McCann?

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: Yes, I think that was a great signing. Left handed, power hitting catcher in Yankee Stadium is like chocolate and peanut butter.

Did you see they signed Jacoby Ellsbury last night? 7yrs/$153million. Dude too injury prone for me to be happy about that.

Renoblondee said...

Won't end well. Nope.

Henriette said...

She must of had baby wipes and knew how to use them. Remember he needs to have his baby wipes!

Cleodacat said...

Abusers usually start out in a relationship like Prince Charming and then disintegrate from there. One month is just enough time to hook her before his "true" Jekyll comes out.

LottaColada said...

@Count- No I did not see that! He's good but 7 years is kinda crazy. I'm pumped, spring is around the corner.

Henriette said...

Yeah, he's an abuser who seems quite mentally ill, but she is probably a fame whore too.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: We might get to keep a close eye on Granderson, he is negotiating with the Mets. Something around 3yrs/$50mill. That would be a good move for the Mets. He probably won't hit 40HRs with 1/2 his games at their park, but 30 will help them quite a bit.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@Count/Lotta, that isn't what he said about what happened to him with the Iron Man movie. He recently went on WWHL and threw so much shade around it was crazy. He said RDJ was money hungry and he said "god would take care of him." He's crazy as hell but that was one of the best eps in a long time.

Count Jerkula said...

@Onyx: I also heard he said some where that RDJ was going to tell the producers to take the extra money Howard wanted out of his pay. Dude is a delusional narcissist. The beating of women is probably not something he gets off on, it is more likely to be the result of a tantrum when he doesn't get his way.

__-__=__ said...

Very true Cleo. Love bombing. Here's what he's looking for: http://tinyurl.com/p7fcl6u

Seven of Eleven said...

Delusional narcissist indeed - this tool also claimed on live TV that he has a PhD in chemical engineering.

Run, Miranda, run!

LottaColada said...

@Count, I thought Carlos Beltran was a strong rumor but I saw that he has a similar offer as Curtis elsewhere. Royals I think. I saw Nelson Cruz's name thrown out too. Meh.

Pogue Mahone said...

She'll be sorry!

LottaColada said...

@Onyx, i read an article once where he claimed Ironman ruined my career. No dude, YOU ruined your career.

auntliddy said...

Im sure she thinksthe usual, I'll be with him, he will never get angry again, we in love. Until she gets slapped and choked, then perhaps the glow will wear off. He's really a predator.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: Never know, Yankees might still sign Beltran too, have him play right and try to trade some of Ichiro, Wells, Soriano, but I think his demand of 3 years is ridiculous.

This Ellsbury signing came out of nowhere, like the Teixeira one a few years ago.

LottaColada said...

@Count, Nooo! Not Soriano! He was a godsend this past season. It's like he belongs in Yankee Stadium.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

He also said he originally got RDJ the part, Beyonce wanted him but he turned her down, and a few other gems. Definite narcissist but kind of crazy to watch how intense he got when he was talking abt RDJ.

NomNom83 said...

You in danger, girl!

menadensch said...

@Onyx - DEAD at that epi of WWHL. That man is made for live TV. I think there needs to be a follow-up with Mama Joyce from RHOA as the other guest.

WWHL aside, what a gross man. I used to think he was pretty to look at, now he just gives me the heebies. Why anyone would marry him is beyond me.

Count Jerkula said...

I hear ya, Lotta. I'm a Soriano fan. I like the idea of him just DHing and only playing the outfield from time to time.

I was pissed when they traded Soriano for A-Roid, but they were right about Soriano. He got that fat contract, fancied himself a slugger, didn't put in the work to get better in the outfield, etc. I'm looking forward to a season of a humbled DH, putting up 30HR and 100RBI, while the Cubs pay most of the salary.

car54 said...

They were talking about Ryan Seacrest's new girlfriend on Wendy Williams show today--she used to be Terrence's girlfriend.

Wendy thinks she traded way up.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

You in DANGER GIIIRRRRLL!!!!!!

Winnigirl said...

Yes! What a bizarre episode. I almost felt bad for him when he claimed Padma hit on him while filming Glitter. It was clear he didn't know the Andy / Padma Top Chef connection. And then he claimed he didn't like dominate women. I almost threw my shoe at my tv while I screamed no shit, you abusive woman beating fucktard! What an ego on that one. I found him scary and uncomfortable to watch, yet I couldn't turn away.

Jacq said...

A class ring?