Friday, January 10, 2014

Blind Item #2

This now former college quarterback is running around having sex with almost every woman he meets. He is also having sex with all of these women without condoms at least according to three of the approximately twenty he has had sex with in the past week. The twenty is just a guess considering the three women said they were one of many in their night. It was kind of like Hef's assembly line thing.

35 comments:

Kristin said...

Johnny Football

urg8urg said...

that alabama kid

StewMcG said...

AJ McCarron (he's dating/dated Katherine Webb)

olliebolliesnollie said...

Tim Tebow finally lost his V-card

sandybrook said...

Kristin got it

Penelope said...

Yep. This is Johnny.

Stepforded said...

WTF - so there's a real football player called "Johnny Football"? LOL!!!!

Kristin said...

@Stepforded He had a real last name but I'm too lazy to look it up. Johnny Football is his nickname.

silenceisgolden said...

Johnny Football AKA the football player formerly known asJohnny Manziel from Texas A&M

Red said...

Johnny Fucking Football, as those damn Aggies refer to him. Jonathan Pigskin, as ESPN calls him.

He's a douche. My cousin goes to A&M, and she was telling me horror stories of how he acted at parties. According to her, he's very lucky nobody has pressed rape charges.

rosie riveter said...

Its going to be fun to see him up against the big boys in the NFL. Hey, he could go to the Steelers, with BenRapelisberger

Haywood Jablomee said...

Just a guess, Matt Leinart, but a very smart-money guess

JSierra said...

Y'all should check out the video of Johnny football tryingto arrogantly very into a UT party and get turned away and harassed at the door. It's extremely embarrassing. I absolutely cannot stand , 99.999% of Aggies. I loath them.

texas rose said...

Manziel is a lying piece of crap with no integrity. If he had any he would have copped to receiving thousands$$ for those autographs and accepted his ban. He lied and was hoping autograph sellers wouldn't talk to NCAA and he was allowed to play. I'm very happy he did not win another Heisman and glad he is gone- hope he gets destroyed in the NFL - total douche!!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Johnny Football better sit down and listen to Kanye's Golddigger. He'll score a payday for a baby mama before he inks his first contract. Ia Shawn Kemp available for counseling him?

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Count Jerkula said...

I will be surprised if that douche doesn't crash and burn in the NFL. I hope he goes somewhere with a highly critical fanbase, so I can read about the meltdown.

texas rose said...

I'm right there with you Count. Can't believe so many analysts and football people think he will be a star. I think the NFL game will destroy him- maybe just wishful thinking.

Just Another Girl said...

Johnny Football = the next Ryan Leaf

Massive G said...

Count sucks out dirt chutes. He is an assbandit, a birthing baby, a turd burglar, a shit pirate.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you for the advertising, Massive.

Any ladies in the NJ tri-state area who want to explore backdoor pleasure, please get in touch.

@Just Another Girl: I'm thinking more Vince Young than Ryan Leaf. Johnny has had his ass kissed so hard that any criticism by the media will make him so butthurted that he will meltdown.

rajahcat said...

yep Johnny Football

he's a few steps away from imploding......give it a little time

GatorGirl said...

He's from the same small town as my hubby...Kerrville TX

ktmonster said...

Have fun paying all of that child support.

sjgmoney said...

Jealousy is the root of all evil people. When JFF is tearing up the NFL next year you are going to be looking to delete these posts.

Count Jerkula said...

@sjgmoney: Hold yer breath for that.

Tori said...

Stupid. I bet someone will be knocked up before the draft. At least he has his family's money to fall back on when he inevitably crashes and burns long before 30. Most athletes are smart enough - and also coached as rookies by their respective franchises - to use protection and avoid gold diggers. I wouldn't sleep with an athlete without using a condom. No thanks.

JSierra said...

Sj let me guess, you are also a Tebow fan.

Patricia said...

I'll go for any Texas teams, but unfortunately, because of him, I won't root for the Aggies. I'm ashamed of him.

SueRH said...

The women said they were one of many in a single night and they still let him go bareback? Stupid women get what they deserve.

Jacq said...

He is a disgusting little shit. He's got a nasty little petty criminal past that I'm surprised they've been able to keep under wraps.

Jacq said...

Manziel - former heisman winner

texas rose said...

SueRH- They are gambling a paycheck for the next 18 years vs getting some disease from Johnny.(oh and some that are deluded enough to think he might fall in love with them.)

Niclee said...

He's going to fail in the NFL. When was the last time college star continued to be a star in the NFL? RGIII? Yea, I don't think he's that great. Johnny Football is the next Tim Tebow, Matt Leinhart, Alex Smith, etc.

Count Jerkula said...

@Niclee: Andrew Luck, Cam Newton, Matt Ryan, Matt Stafford. All way better players than the Football Midget from Texas though.