Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Blind Item #3

At a party on Saturday night in Sundance this 18 year old who was hammered out of her mind decided to give a lap dance. Her subject? This barely A list mostly movie actress who isn't that great of an actress but keeps finding work. The closeted bisexual actress smiled like she has never smiled in her life and soon the 18 year old was headed to the hotel room of the actress. The 18 year old also accompanied the actress back to LA in the same clothes she was wearing the night before. Our actress said she would take her shopping. I wonder what the actress is going to do about the sometime girlfriend she left back at her place in LA.

43 comments:

Red said...

K-Stew, obviously.

LottaColada said...

Michelle Rodriguez

Star said...

If its Kstew again then why the other blind about bringing the girlfriend and sharing the same room?

snookiemonster said...

K-stew not 18

Seven of Eleven said...

KStew is supposed to be the one receiving the lap dance, right? Thankfully not from Chloe Moretz, who is listed as 16 in the DM. Day Sav'd!

Renoblondee said...

Kristen's getting lucky a lot lately.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Forget LA, what about her girlfriend awaiting her in that king size bed in the hotel? Talk about awkward, maybe next time she should get 2 queens for times like this.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Krystie: She tried, but Ian McKellen was already busy...

...I'll see myself out

WritergirlinLa said...

The amount of free booze at Sundance is extraordinary! Combine that with the altitude and it's not hard to get hammered.

WritergirlinLa said...

One year I was at a party and they had a Patron fountain! All free if you were on the list.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Writergirl: Word! If you would've put 18 yr old Charlie around free booze, I would've lap danced anything with a pulse.

WritergirlinLa said...

There's a dude who let's his house out for parties up on the mountain. The house has a basement hot tub and grotto! It gets crazy. Used to see Joe Francis hanging there. It gets nuts.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Charlie I spit up my morning coffee. LOL.

wade-o-potatoface said...

Abigail Breslin; she's 18, is she not?

Candyland said...

@Writergirl - this Patron fountain sounds fantastic! Limes and salt on the side? Did they have a Patron XO fountain, too? Love that stuff!

Seven of Eleven said...

Come on, Blogger.

Chloe in sky high Leboutins

WritergirlinLa said...

I try to pace myself. I tend to stick with drinking Stella since it is also in abundance and free. But the fountain was the most decadent thing I've ever seen. And yes they did have limes and salt and shot glasses on the side. It was premium stuff. The John Paul Mitchell guy was there overseeing it. He really does look homeless. Sleazy even. I could do a few Sundance blinds! I know a very prominent B+ list character actor (he's in EVERYTHING) and is married stayed in the condo of a friend of mine. It crushed her when she found out he was married. Yes, they had a fling.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Ohhh the orange juice, it burns when it comes out the nose. Thanks Charlie :)

Renoblondee said...

Love the insider stuff @Writergirl--Thanks and give us more when you can!

Jacq said...

Right, the lap-dancer is

Jacq said...

I was totally shocked when I found out that guy owned Patron.

WritergirlinLa said...

I was too!

WritergirlinLa said...

Thanks.

auntliddy said...

Yup writer, love the info and thanks.

auntliddy said...

As for this blind, this the kind of shit u do in your 20's.

JW said...

I don't think the 18 year old is an actress or celebrity. I think the context is a drunk 18 year old girl decided to give a lapdance to a barelyA list movie actress who is in the closet, can't act but keeps getting work. So who is the actress?

Sherry said...

I think JW is right. It's not WHO is the 18 yr old, it's who is the actress?

__-__=__ said...

Nice writer! Thanks for the tales.

WritergirlinLa said...

The weirdest thing at Sundance are the wannabe actresses that come there with their head shots, attend parties and try to get noticed. Looks like the 18 yr old got noticed!

B. Profane said...

Put me in a room with a Patron fountain and I'm waking up three weeks later in Juarez in bed with a one-legged hooker and a mule.

B. Profane said...

And the mule would be a minor.

WritergirlinLa said...

Ha! I know, right! At that same party they also had an oxygen bar set up. I suppose this wasn't their first rodeo!

Freya said...

@WriterGirlInLA Tell us more. Do you have a webaite/blog?

Anothergrayhare said...

Gawd, I'm old. Off to google what "Patron" is.....

Anothergrayhare said...

Ok. Yes, otherwise known as "to-kill-ya" when I was 18.

B. Profane said...

@WriterGirl, are you press or industry?

WritergirlinLa said...

I like to say I'm nobody, just the writer!

B. Profane said...

Well if you're press, that mule was an adult and gave consent, I swear.

WritergirlinLa said...

Your secret's safe with me. ;-)

Su.Elleres said...

Ireland Baldwin, 18
&
KStew , barely A list mostly movie that never smile

ninotchka said...

The actress seems meant to be Kstew. No idea about the dancer - could be anybody. Sundance is crawling with hos and wannabes but it didn't start out that way.

Poor Justin said...

Abby Breslin is 16 or 17, definitely not 18.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

B. Profane: Dat Ass...