Sunday, January 19, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former A+ list celebrity is now probably a C lister with still pretty high name recognition. She was wasted out of her mind at 6 am for a morning talk show and it wasn't from the night before. Apparently she is a morning to bed drinker. Probably not a good thing to do for someone like her.

65 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Or like anybody, ever

sandybrook said...

It probably isn't her but imma saying Kate Gosselin anywhoo

heatherfleabag said...

I'm going with the LoHag for the win, she's looking pretty horrid these days.

Hammer_Girl said...

Your supposed to have Kahlua with your coffee, not coffee with Kahlua.

Alvin said...

Star Jones

TalksTooMuch said...

Dirty bird! Good morning!

Seven of Eleven said...

I want this to be Kathie Lee Gifford - 10AM mimosas, y'all!

Steampunk Jazz said...

CZJ. Washin down her meds with her favorite drink.

Seven of Eleven said...

Guy on TV just said, "You heard the words of the memorable Don Cheadle" when introducing the Patriots. High five @ Sherry!

Go, Broncos!

Blogger101 said...

I'm thinking it might be Jenny McCarthy. I don't know if she is drinker or not though, but the blind doesn't say that show was on at 6:00 a.m., just that it was a morning show. Isn't The View a morning show?

Blondie! said...

Oh Kate, "Use your words!"

Frufra said...

Bet it's Kate G., as in "not good for someone like her" meaning a mom to eight children.

PS said...

Pam Anderson, reference to Hep-A?

Hammer_Girl said...

Morning, well afternoon now my love!! How've you been?

CriticalPeach said...

Pam Anderson. Last sentence referring to having an illness...must be her.

TalksTooMuch said...

Good, and yourself? Have my ebook all ready for next week! Good choice!

SecretTorture said...

Agreed!

MissMatador said...

Jenna Jameson

MissMatador said...

Jenna Jameson

QueenAnne Guido said...

Is it difficult to lap up vodka off the rubber sheets?

GO SEAHAWKS...

ninotchka said...

Oh, I don't know. Could be any one of a thousand girls. I just posted so that I could say...

GO PATRIOTS!

Elissa said...

It could well be Pam Anderson, but hasn't Enty implied the Hep-C thing was bogus?

That said, I got no other guess

__-__=__ said...

No mention yet of the dead Playmate in Uncle Terry's tub? I read about this yesterday.

lsbd4 said...

Martha stewart

Bunni said...

I thinking Kate plus 8. Go Patriots!!!

Sherry said...

Me? I missed something here or dis I just miss hearing the amazing Don Cheadle?

Sherry said...

What? Dead playmate? Must go look that up.

happyfrancis said...

Mary Matalin. Something is up with her.

sandybrook said...

Some 2006 Playmate died in a tub yesterday.

It looks like Peyton Manning is going to the Super Bowl so GO SEAHAWKS!

Bacon Ranch said...

Looks like the Patriots are going....

home.

Go Broncos!
Go Niners!

What dead playmate? Find anything Sherry?

sandybrook said...

Hi Bacon. Her name was Cassandra Hensley and she died in Uncle Terry's bathtub Wednesday after doing coke and champagne.

Bacon Ranch said...

Oh gosh, thanks sandy (Hi!)
That's something you would expect to hear about a Charlie Sheen party, though I'm not shocked that it happened to that gross crypt keeper.

Wonder if the police will search his place?

sandybrook said...

Sure they will because he was also screwing her as well as letting her drink and use.

Bacon Ranch said...

Found this, huh. Couple of days old and they identify him only as a celeb photographer.
That guy has some deep pockets

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541646/Playboy-playmate-Cassandra-Lynn-Hensley-34-dead-bathtub-cocaine-champagne.html

On to the game! Should be a great one (still pissed at my Ravens for dropping the ball this year..)

B. Profane said...

Kaepernick just took a hat in the nuts. If he wasn't gay before, he's a castrati now.

erika christine said...

while i think terry richardson is a sleaze i think it is absolutely stupid to assume that just because the celebrity photographer wasn't named is him. there is no concrete proof that it was him, and until the media names the photographer i will hold off on judging. there are so many famous photographers that you people probably couldn't even name, so you people just choose the easiest target. pathetic.

Bacon Ranch said...

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/17/playboy-playmate-cassandra-lynn-cocaine-suspected-death-coke/

You're right, erika. I didn't do much of a search but from what I saw the only mention of him was in the comments. I wonder if she mentioned on her fb where she was going for her photoshoot?
I also am worried about her dog :( Cute pup, I hope she has friends who have been notified and have the sense to go and get that poor thing.

B that was funny. I like Colin. He's a bit off, but a harmless off. Plus he's a great baseball player as well (turned down scholarship offers for pitching because his heart was with football)

Must say, that Wilson/Baldwin play a few minutes ago was fantastic. Good game, indeed.

B. Profane said...

It's easy to say "good game" when your time already has five rings. Don't get me wrong, being stuck in the Bay Area I rooted for the Niners until the 'Hawks moved to the NFC. But this is their year. They have been jobbed too often by the zebras, in this game, all this season and in their last Super Bowl. If the Hawks lose, Washington State will secede from the US and might take Oregon with it. We'll take our chances on Canuckistan and the 'Hawks playing in the CFL.

Bacon Ranch said...

Some would say the Niners were robbed last year (mind you, I'm not one of them) They are not 'my team'. Ravens are, so it's all about keeping it in the family ;)

It has shaped up to be a good game so far. The Brady/Peyton match looked to be an almost blowout until the last quarter, so at least the Hawks are keeping up. It can change on a dime.

...and look at that, another TD for 'your team'.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, I missed what he said, or what they aired him saying, but I was reminded that I have a fellow Cheadle fan here. :)

Bacon Ranch said...

The hell? How can that classify as 'not reviewable'?

I classify that as not a good skit. Dammit. These refs are on crack

mistang said...

Cassandra Hensley's twitter was automatically updated with a horoscope. "Unspoken obligations prevent you from doing what you wish today."

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, damn, that looked painful. Not reviewable? I'm a Seahawks fan but come on.

B. Profane said...

The 'Hawks have been jobbed by the zebras way too often. We were owed that call.

B. Profane said...

That unfortunate Bunny had been working as an "event hostess". Is that a new euphemism for hooker?

Bacon Ranch said...

Looks like ya'll are gonna get your wish :)

Yeah 7, that did look like it hurt.

Bacon Ranch said...

B. I think it means that she shows up for things like car events/motorcycle events. Paid to look pretty and talk with people, maybe sign pics

holy cow who is that Seahawk who just lost his mind? I think that 'hostess' may have felt a little threatened.. Daaaayum

Sherry said...

Looks like the Seahawks are going to the bowl and may I predict, win. I love a good Cinderella story.

QueenAnne must be ecstatic (and possibly drinking to celebrate?) right at this moment.

Bacon Ranch said...

.."DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME. DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME"

Who was that guy?

mistang, I saw that. Pretty eerie

Bacon Ranch said...

Sherry I would love to see this (as a public letter) to that player who just went off

Dear (player who just went off)

I congratulate you on your win and will certainly not talk about you.
However, I will kick your fanny on Feb 2nd

Regards,
Peyton

Sherry said...

Got it Seven. There was also a commercial with Don and a llama. Total waste of his talent you ask me.

B. Profane said...

Peyton will have his hands full against the 'Hawks defense. Denver was 15th in the league in rushing offense, so they'll ignore the Denver backs and tee off on rushing the glacially immobile Manning. Today was the real Super Bowl.

I'd like to make up for my slurs against Kaepernick with praise, but to my eye he showed again that he's not much of a QB between the ears. The real heir to Joe Montana was wearing 'Hawks blue today.

I like the Cheadle ad. I also liked the Aaron Rogers ad.

Annika said...

Martha Stewart "it's a good thing" for the drinker on talk show.

Seven of Eleven said...

Not to throw shade at my Seahawks, but the jerks in the stands who threw food and trash at the guy who was injured - not cool, Seattle. Richard Sherman was also a twat.

I really like Manning - that man has one hell of an arm - and Seahawks have a nice, tight defense (ha!), so I for one will be all up there for the Superbowl.

Funny twitter joke: Marijuana is legal in both Washington State and Colorado. Have fun at the Super Bowl, fans!

Bacon Ranch said...

Let's revisit the subject in 2 weeks, B.
I think the Broncos have it in the bag.

Though hey, congratulations on your win.

Bacon Ranch said...

LOL 7, I saw an article earlier about how Colorado was considering allowing bars to stay up until 7a the morning after the SB.
Not sure how reliable it was (hell, don't remember where I saw it. For all I know it was the Onion) either way, justification was to keep drunk happy/angry inebriated fans off the streets.

__-__=__ said...

Yay Seahawks! So happy they're playing Denver!!

What I read about Cassandra's death was she died in Uncle Terry's tub. She was spending the night after flying in for the shoot. He found water running into the floor the next morning, checked the tub, she's dead, he called police. Her husband didn't come to Uncle Terry's with her but stayed home.

B. Profane said...

Good god, the poor husband: his wife found OD'd in Sleazeball Terry's tub after banging him. Ew, just total ew. Guess he knew what line of work she was in. An "event hostess" who snorks coke in a pornographer's hot tub is not the kind who hands out flyers at car shows. She's the kind who does private "events" only.

Funny, the Ganja Bowl connection had not occurred to me. So sad that Hunter Thompson is dead and thus missing the first legal weed championship game.

Count Jerkula said...

I think Denver has too many weapons. Seattle has a tremendous secondary, but with 2 Thomases, Decker, Welker and Moreno, someone is going to be open. Their only chance is to pound Peyton and throw his timing off.

B. Profane said...

--Marshawn Lynch is averaging 5 yards a carry in the postseason so far; Denver's guy is averaging less than 4.

--Marshawn runs hard between the tackles, just what you want to keep the ball out of Manning's hands.

--It will be an outdoor game in Jersey in February--the perfect situation for a ball-control rushing offense.

--Denver has the fifteenth ranked rushing defense.

Need I go on? The Meadowlands is where slow, big-arm QB's go to die in the winter.

Count Jerkula said...

That is why they play the games. We'll see how it turns out.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Aww sad if czj

lower_scott_hill said...

'she was wasted out of her mind' LMAO

__-__=__ said...

Hunter Thompson would have SO loved Ganja Bowl!

bellaluna said...

Pam - she has Hep C.