Thursday, January 09, 2014

Blind Item #6

The way you get hired to be the spokesperson for this company is by sleeping with the head of the company. He used to only be able to get D list reality stars but now has his pick of women. His wife doesn't care but I wonder if the new B list mostly movie actress/former A list tweener told her boyfriend what she had to do.

22 comments:

Kristin said...

Selena Gomez
Bongo?

MollyMo said...

Selena Gomez?

Bacon Ranch said...

I will never buy Oxi Clean again

Zelda Zonk said...

Francois Pinault - Salma Hayeks husband

LottaColada said...

Bwahaha

The Dude said...

The facts don't all fit but somehow I think this has something to do with Miley Bieber being the new spokesperson for Marc Jacobs.

Courtney said...

I just saw Vanessa Hudgens was the new Bongo girl

Jack Camp said...

Proactive. That Adam Levine is a slut!

0_0 said...

Vanessa Hudgens, Bongo.

Seven of Eleven said...

I have no idea what Bongo is, but come on -- wouldn't this have been a better choice?

Eros said...

I think Courtney got it... Vanessa Hudgens

Rach Around said...

I'm with you Seven.

Katie said...

bongo had the hills girls but they also had Rachel bilson and other non d list reality stars

TalksTooMuch said...

What could possibly be shocking at this point? Did she have to paint his house? Trim some unruly toenails?

Seven of Eleven said...

I lied. Bongo spokesperson.

BTownGirl said...

Definitely Bongo! Ceiling Eyes Patridge = D List Reality Star and Former Bongo Model

p.s. @Bacon Ranch - I spit out my Diet Coke!!

skimpymist said...

I doubt britney spears had sex with this guy since she was under her current conservatorship. I dont think its bongo. Maybe its carls burgers or neutragena

Count Jerkula said...

Bongo jeans are one of my favorite memories of the 90's. Sooooo many fantastic asses in Bongo jeans. My loins ache thinking of them.

lizness said...

"He used to only be able to get D list reality stars but now has his pick of women" Vanessa Hudgens is almost a nobody, please, she hardly qualifies as "pick of women".

Looziana Magnolia said...

Jenny Craig!! Hoochie, Hoochie, Coo!

Just kidding :) How about Guess jeans??

NeDave said...

Sounds like Vanessa Hudgens and Bongo Jeans. Shocking part is the immediately previous spokesperson was AnnaSophia Robb. And Robb's costar on "The Carrie Diaries", Austin Butler, is Hudgens boyfriend (for the last part of the blind). Freaky.

Mr Hollywood said...

If it is indeed Bongo, spokespeople prior to Hudgens have included:

Nicole Richie
Rachel Bilson
Kim Kardashian
Audrina Patridge
Lucy Hale
Ashley Benson
Liv Tyler
Kristin Cavallari
Vanessa Minnillo
AnnaSophia Robb

So if this is it, apart from Richie and KKK, guy's been tapping some pretty fine tail!