Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 23, 2013

This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter's sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left.

Dina Lohan/Lindsay Lohan/Gerard Butler

42 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Oh the ick factor of that scenario. Blerg.

sandybrook said...

even shitheads have standards they live by I guess

Kristin said...

Who knew Wookie Boobs Butler had standards? Huh.

The Real Dragon said...

Damn Gerard Butler I know you dirty and stick your shit to anything but I didnt know you would sink this Low.

Eek!

Vera L- said...

Gross

Simon said...

Ewwwww! Butler, what are you thinking?.

Murielle said...

yuk
Still... I feel a tiny bit sorry for Lilo. She never stood a chance in life with parents like hers .

NapAssasin said...

My god, the airborne toxic event that coupling must have caused. Hazmat suits for all.

Freya said...

Gross from all sides.

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NaughtyNurse said...

Oh. My. God.

Meanie Rhysie said...

o.O

Good gawd, can you imagine your Mother doing that?

I agree @Murielle.

I'm sitting here shuddering.

Me2 said...

ROFL what Sandybrook & nbalaclava26 said +about a million.

f*cking EW.

Aoife said...

UGH!

Alexa Rose said...

Good for him I guess? Nasty.

Elle Abraham said...

Whoa.. what Sandy said lol

Flora Goforth said...

Lilo never stood a chance.

auntliddy said...

Im speechless.

B. Profane said...

So let's recap 2013: a giant super typhoon almost obliterated the Phillipines, an oompah-loompah rules Congress and now this. Yep, it's the Apocalypse all right. These are clearly signs of impending Armageddon.

FrenchGirl said...

in what world is Gerald butler A+ list actor??? he's not in the same league than RDJ or leo dicaprio

AndyCane said...

I think I just contracted herpes by reading this blind

canadachick said...

was this before or after he slept with jennifer aniston ?

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

What is wrong with these people??

Glitter said...

Those Lohans are demented. Gross, too.

sifichick said...

It's no wonder Lindsay is the way she is. Still doesn't excuse it but still.

Who knew Gerard had a line he wouldn't cross? Wow... Guess Dina is just too skanky for him.

Can we please ship Bieber, Chris Brown, the Kardashians, & the Lohans off to an island with no way of getting off of it?

ardleighstreet said...

Valtrex cocktails for everyone. Ughh! I hope they all hazmat showered with bleach!

Sprink said...

No! They'll breed!

Sprink said...

Oh the sweet irony of Gerard Butler almost coming out of this like a gentleman...

Tina Mallette said...

Dina was just too old for Butler. If it had been one of Lindsay's friends....

B626 said...

Lilo threw sex parties and people showed up?

anon said...

NAS-TAY! Now I need to go take a Silkwood shower

Alita said...

Yes, Sprink! But only by the Lohan benchmark!

Lila said...

A hazmat situation, for sure. Dina is nuts! What kind of person would be ok with her daughter's "juices" all over her as GB alternated? Disgusting.

B. Profane said...

Whenever I think of LiLo's vadge I think of the alien in the trunk in Repo Man.

deb said...

just....nasty

Brenda L said...

I can just see Dina coming in and being like "OOOH OOOH! Let me ride next!"

Sandy said...

I think after 300 made a surprise shitload of money Butler was considered "almost A-list." Not anymore, of course.

As he's a total manwhore I'm not surprised he was nailing Lindsay Lohan, but I am surprised that he wouldn't stoop to a 3-way with her mom. Guess the guy actually has some standards.

ninotchka said...

Wow. Someone Gerard Butler wouldn't fuck - will wonders never cease? He must have antibiotics on an IV every night.

I always keep Lilo in my Dead Pool, for obvious reasons. I just hope her wretched whore of a mother goes first and takes that nasty pimp of a father with her.

Stepforded said...

Geez - he has a type, doesn't he? Lohan, Brandi Glanville ...

Rach Around said...

If there had been a filthy festival porta-loo, we might be reading a different blind outcome.

shakey said...

Hmmm ... sounds like Dina had more flies around her cooch than her daughter.