Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 19, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer made her dancers and backup singers strip to nothing because she said that a bunch of coke was missing and that one of them must have taken it. There they were, all of them in a group naked while she quizzed them and went through their clothes. After two hours, her assistant showed up and reminded the singer that the singer had used it all earlier.

Rihanna

28 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I bet she apologized profusely

The Actress said...

What?! Good grief ... she's out of control ... her Auckland concert was rubbish, by the way.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I tried that once with the ladies volleyball team in college. They didn't go for it.

sandybrook said...

Duhhhhhhh....Jesus bitch girl up already

Freya said...

Amazing. I knew how that BI would end.

sandybrook said...

I wonder if she checked out all their private parts too just to make sure none of it was stasched in there?

Seven of Eleven said...

Look at Count flirting in the original BI! He was willing to take public transportation!

Stacey Charter said...

betting she had a ball doing that cavity search tho. Waste of skin, drug addicted asshat that she is....

Kristin said...

I hate when my back up dancers hide my stash.

Little Broken Bird said...

I'd like to 'assist' RiRi. All the way to obscurity

Sunny said...

I still listen to her songs (well, I don't passive aggressively skip them on Pandora), but I lost any kind of love for her during that SNL cooch slappin' performance. You need some new moves, gurl

Kristin said...

@Sandy and @Stacey I wonder how that would work. "Would everyone please spread their butt cheeks?"

sandybrook said...

Yeah @Kristin if you cant trust your own dancers who the fuck in this world can you trust?

Rach Around said...

It's like being in a share house and labelling your food and shampoo & being suspicious and remembering after a drunken party that you'd eaten your own 2 minute noodles (after falsely accusing the housemates)

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, sure Kristin, but wouldn't that just be "Tuesday" in Rihanna's world?

sandybrook said...

I think shed just shove her hand in and wiggle. She probably likes it done to her that way.

sexy sadie said...

Fire that assistant for leaving a drug addled boss to handle matters on her own.

Renoblondee said...

She's trash.

fancyscreenname said...

Give me more, Rhi. Give me MOOOORE!

((panting))

This story is straight from the book TALES OF A SLOPPY COKE WHORE. And I shall keep reading.

Elle Abraham said...

Oh to have been a fly on the wall when they discovered it was all her doing lol!!

timebob said...

she's starting to get meth face...

But really who hasn't screamed at a friend once in their life accusing them of stealing your 8 ball. We've all been there...

Sprink said...

Bet they went on that night and danced their little hearts out for her. Best show ever!

JSierra said...

Mmmm 2 minute noodles.

You know she cavity checked those dancers. Only the women though.

Seven of Eleven said...

Whatever, Kristin. I explained what happened!

Aoife said...

I understand that to some she is sexy and all that but she can't sing and I wouldn't spend a dime on seeing her "live".

All her drug use will be visible on her face soon just like @timebob says.

Senor Salty said...

I loved the interview with her when she said she was an empire. Herpes infested pipe hittin' twat

Anotheramy said...

This sounds like one of those stories that get seriously exaggerated. She really made a couple of people empty their pockets.

Dingle Barry said...

^This.