Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 15, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor is starting to scare his neighbors. Not only does the actor have an extensive collection of guns he keeps adding to everyday, he has also been cleaning them and dry firing them in the front and back yards and building some kind of target range.

Johnny Depp

85 comments:

OneEyeCharlie said...

Does this mean that my neighbors are worried too?

sandybrook said...

Hes nuts besides being filthy and a dawg. Great to have that in any neighborhood I had one back in NYC.

TalksTooMuch said...

All this wasted time when he could have been bathing

Renoblondee said...

I don't like guns, but why is that scary? Collecting guns and building a target range? Really?

TalksTooMuch said...

Happy new year, boys!

Maggie May said...

So A-listers can't even buy homes with private garden space to indulge in their creepy hobbies?!

auntliddy said...

Freaking nutjob.

Kristin said...

Score 1 for the Count.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@TTM Bazinga

TalksTooMuch said...

And Reno!

sandybrook said...

HNY @TTM and Kristin

Nothanksdarlin said...

He needs to come home to the south where that's normal

Bacon Ranch said...

I must still have Christmas at my boss's house on my mind. I swanee I read that as 'deep frying' them front and back.

Certainly no good could come of that.

Stacey Charter said...

hahahaha @TTM exactly!

Gytrash said...

I'm scared, too, because this makes it sound like he's preparing for ANOTHER Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

sandybrook said...

Or come here to Florida where he can shoot actual ppl and get away with it because hes standing his ground.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandyboo! Not on reveal day, sweetie

Renoblondee said...

Happy New Year!

Little Broken Bird said...

Seems so far from the guy who read stories to sick kids in Great Ormond Street Hospital as Captain Jack Sparrow. This just makes me sad.

Freya said...

He should be collecting soap and deodorant.
How does his gf handle it?
I mean that in more ways than one.

Low Key said...

Or Ohio...

Low Key said...

Just be careful, you could lose an ey.... Oh.

Rach Around said...

Shocking!
I was hoping for something cool, like he has built his own ship & makes his neighbours walk the plank when they complain about him firing cannonballs at their washing lines.

Little Broken Bird said...

Her mantra is Smells like millions of dollars, smells like millions of dollars! Smell is exchangeable with taste too. Blurgh

fancyscreenname said...

U can take the boy out of Kentucky, but you'll never take Kentucky out of the boy.

mynerva said...

Seriously, why do so many celebrities have a problem with soap? Depp, Keanu, Robert Pattinson....

TalksTooMuch said...

Ohhhh

sandybrook said...

Entybot needs to speed things up a bit we dont need no stinking 15 minutes!

A Pyatt said...

took the words right out of my mouth fancyscreenname

umop 3pisdn said...

You beat me to it Low Key

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Low Key HA!

@Rach Oddly enough, my neighbors do complain when I fire my cannon (true story). Buncha uptight, upper-middle class, white folk. Yes, I am the white trash of my neighborhood. I know, I know, Shocker!

Kristin said...

Sandyboo, changing of the Enterns. There are credit hours to log. Also, they're probably panicking a bit after the disaster that was last Reveal Day.

Don't you understand the pressure they're under???!!

ms_wonderland said...

Depp has always liked guns. He's a Kentucky Colonel. Guess he knows what he,s doing after all these years.

Navymommy said...

Dry firing is NOT good for guns. Amateur.

sandybrook said...

They need to suck it up @kristin

umop 3pisdn said...

Happy New Year Reno

A Pyatt said...

@Kristen what happened last reveal day??

Sprink said...

Love this gentle remonstration. So loving and motherly.

umop 3pisdn said...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/S8g5YbDuzOI/AAAAAAAAL2E/uGMHYXkbQ_g/s1600/daily_picdump_640_131.jpg

Not sure how to make it all clicky, my apologies

Rach Around said...

This is my first new year reveal day. My expectations are pretty much non existent!

Rach Around said...

@Charlie: it's always best to be the worst neighbour in the best street.

__-__=__ said...

I guess Hunter Thompson dry fired guns too. No respect.

Tyger Lilly said...

You know something? I'd still do him. He'd be one of those lose-everything-but-the-tank-top, turn off the iPhone for two days, and spend that time violating each other in every way possible while chain smoking & keeping each other superhigh. Then go home, take a nice long shower, and pretend it never happened.

TalksTooMuch said...

But sandyboo, then we all get to visit!

Kristin said...

@A Pyatt Mass hunger strikes, total carnage in the streets... you know, typical CDaN stuff. Welcome aboard, by the way!

Kristin said...

@A Pyatt Oh and the screaming. I can still hear the screams in my sleep.

Rach Around said...

Tyger: that's seriously hot.

NaughtyNurse said...

Meh. Whatever. Sounds like he's got pain in the ass neighbors who he is messing with.

sleep_deprived said...

Haha

Sprink said...

Ah, but an original, talented, highly-amusing freaking nutjob

Hammer_Girl said...

He would get along great with one of my residents, except mine has mandatory showering days.

Low Key said...

@Charlie: You have a ...cannon, you say? Is it a big ...cannon? Please tell us more about this ...cannon of yours

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Rach: Preach it, sister

Sunny said...

@Kristin
You complete me

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Low Key I do have a cannon. Not so big, but it is kinda thick. It's fun to play with though.

Seven of Eleven said...

Bunch of degenerates here in the comments.

timebob said...

meh Johnny was obsessed with Hunter S. Thompson and seemed to co-opt his personality. I don't think Johnny even knows who he is as a person if it isn't written down on paper.

In Hunter's will (after he blew his brains out) he wanted to be cremated and shot out of a cannon.

Johnny paid for the cannon that was used to shoot Hunter out of.

fancyscreenname said...

@pyatt

I was reaching for your wallet, but u wouldn't shut up.

;^)

fancyscreenname said...

@oneeyecharlie

((Faints))

Sean said...

I clean guns in the yard as well. Some of those cleaning fluids really stink.

B626 said...

Turning into his idol Hunter Thompson is not a good thing

Low Key said...

@Seven: I know, right?!? Some people...

JSierra said...

That is a really great way to spread some ashes though.

Count Jerkula said...

I mimic Hunter at times, but it is generally the "Take a bunch of hallucinogens, go someplace you don't belong and see if I can make it through" experiment.

The gun thing, eh. Quite possibly compensation for alcohol induce impotence.

Anyone know how to make ether? It sounds like a longer lasting alternative to nitrous. I've never partaken, but would like to.

goes in circles said...

Why is this creepy?

goes in circles said...

You don't have to make itit. Try a farm store. It's used to start cold tractors.

Low Key said...

@Count: Auto parts store. AKA starter fluid.

Low Key said...

Ether is HIGHLY flammable. Do be careful.

Count Jerkula said...

@Low Key: Nah, there are adulterants in there. Unless there is an easy way to cook em out.

Aoife said...

@sandybrook I agree with your Florida comment.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Depp is pretending he's HST.

CK76 said...

An eye patch, and a cannon?
Argh, matey!

anon said...

Cleaning his guns? Why doesn't he take 10 minutes and CLEAN HIMSELF!

Alexa Rose said...

Sounds like my neighborhood. Should have heard all the fireworks and gunshots being let off last night.

PotPourri said...

NOOOOOOO!! Not JD!

Dingle Barry said...

He was in Oklahoma about a year and a half ago? I have some military officer friends and JD visited some of the families on post. The young kids crowded around him and he was terrific with them all. Apparently the mother's were very impressed as well. No one mentioned him not bathing. Just what a genuine and nice guy he was with the children, answering questions and happy to deal with their exuberance.

Wendy Davis said...

So TTM owns this blog now and gets to single-handedly decide topics of conversation? Get a job and get over yourself. Your opinions aren't profound and your comments aren't funny.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh Wendy, it's been such a long day. I thought you were all rehabilitated? Did the shock treatments not take?

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh, look! It's that wretch of a human, Wendy! How ya doin', you dried up old hag? Back to spread more of your misery?

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy and I are pals

krychek said...

god damn talktoomuch.shut the fuck up.do you need to post so many messages in every mother fucking post.jesus SHUT THE FUCK UP.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, I wouldn't say I NEED to, but I'm interested in knowing why it's bothering YOU so much. Lots of other posted as often or more than I did, exactly why am I getting under your skin? Is it because I can spell and understand about punctuation?

Meanie Rhysie said...

And, just who the hell are you, krychek???

Pay it no mind, TTM! :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Reesie. As always, you're the best!

MadLyb said...

Didn't he accidentally shoot Winona way back, then cover it up? Supposedly that is how she got addicted to prescription drugs.