Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Heidi Klum's Boyfriend Is Out - Dumps Him And Fires Him Too

I'm surprised the relationship lasted as long as it did, but 18 months was the expiration date for Heidi Klum and her bodyguard turned boyfriend Martin Kristen. Heidi dumped the guy and also fired him which means she was paying him to be her bodyguard while they were dating. That is always awkward. I wonder if he got a raise when he started being her boyfriend full time. He has worked for Heidi for years so looking for a new job is going to suck. Do you think she will give him a good reference? He gave great bodyguard? If you are a married man are you going to hire this guy knowing his history and that he has no qualms sleeping with the bosses? I think it depends whether he sells any stories or goes blabbing. Even though he might steal your spouse he has worked with celebrities for a long time. Does this leave the door open for Seal to make a return or is Heidi going to go back to her old days of competing for guys in their 70's with Padma Lakshmi. They could have a new reality show called how old would you date? I think Padma would win. She would go way older than Heidi.

26 comments:

Mrs. Crabapple said...

Gotdamn floozy!!

Karen said...

Why wouldn't she let him go? Why wouldn't he resign? They both knew when entering the relationship that when/if it ended, he'd also stop working for her. Is he really going to go on dates with her and her new guys as her bodyguard?

I don't think this is very sordid.

Henriette said...

That's just awkward.

Barton Fink said...

I hope her next sexual employee gets hazard pay. That old cold boney hag ... It's like people admire her for being a lizard.

Henriette said...

I wonder if he got overtime when he spent the night.

__-__=__ said...

Sleeping with the help rarely works out.

Renoblondee said...

Is he carrying a purse?

angie said...

I honestly hope he got a good severance package. He had to have been a good and dependable employee leading up to their personal involvement.

texas rose said...

I'm assuming she paid him off handsomely otherwise he could collect on a sexual harassment/ wrongful termination lawsuit.

rajahcat said...

I'm thinking that if this sitch was turned around and Heidi was a guy the comments would be much different.......

texas rose said...

rajahcat - not from me.

annanaannnaaaa said...

My thoughts exactly, Karen.

Vera L- said...

agree with Karen.

aemish said...

When I read that Padma was trying to make her baby call that last geezer (now deceased) "Papa"... smh

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Henriette!

fancyscreenname said...

HA!@equation

It's FORNICATING with the help, so says Seal.

parissucksliterally said...

Jeez, and we thought we showing her tits before...now she will be 3/4 naked at every red carpet event.

She is so annoying.

fancyscreenname said...

@rajahcat

Ahh there it is...

The "if the situation was reversed" comment. Some always goes there. Lol. Im gonna start throwing yellow snowballs at anyone which makes this comment from now on. You are the first recipient rajahcat. All in good fun, of course.

;^)



>:^( OR IS IT?!

crila16 said...

It must have been a bad breakup if she fired him. I bet he cheated on her.

Wen said...

I feel bad for the kids. They seemed attached to him.

auntliddy said...

Agree with wen. The kids did seem attatched. Its very tricky when u have kids. Maybe she met someone already? I think he will be fine , no worries there. And he's not a blabbermouth, which is huge plus.

Stepforded said...

It was weird how Flavio Bavatorri (sp?) just dumped her after she fell pregnant with his child ... he's obviously the marrying type as he is married to a (nother) model now and seems very happy ... I reckon she's hard work and not exactly trustworthy. According to Seal, she was "fornicating with the staff" well before they broke up. Mind you, Seal got the dirty on with that tart Deltra Goodrem, so who was he to throw stones.

Sometimes though, you need to look a bit further than 'oh, perfect looks, lots of money, nice family' to see why someone can't hold it all together.

Ramone Love said...

Heidi is starting to look her age.

cowbulls said...

Heidi has become a cartoon character of her former self. She was once one of the elite (by my definition top 12) celebrities. Now she is a worn out hag. The next guy she hires to sexually service her should get hazard pay and bring a 2 x 4 to keep him from falling in.

gr8p said...

She fucked him AND gave him a paycheck and all Enty says is "awkward"? Really? Because if it was the other way around, I can think of a word that would be used to describe her for taking money and fucking.

Hits123 said...

They spent a lot of time together, he obviously cares for and is good with the kids - not sure why anyone's surprised they hooked up. Personally I find him attractive. Now they split and part ways personally and professionally. Not gossip in my books. Let's hate on Kate Winslet for having 3 kids by 3 different guys. Martin - call me. I'm free.