Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Hugh Grants Third Child

While the world was in shock that Hugh Grant got a woman pregnant after years of telling us he didn't want any children, it turns out he had impregnated two women at the same time but didn't bother telling anyone about the first. Hugh had one of his famous one night stands with a Swedish television producer(above) which led her to getting pregnant and delivering a baby boy in September 2012 named Hugh which was about three months before Hugh's other short term girlfriend Tinglan Hong gave birth to a sun. So, yes, Hugh had two women pregnant at the same time. I guess maybe he was feeling the need to procreate at the time or decided latex was not for him or just said f**k it, I want a show on TLC.

The paternity of the first child was only discovered because the birth certificate was re-registered with the last name of Grant. So, yes, it is Hugh Grant Jr. Hugh pays all the bills and living expenses for the mother and the child so look for Hugh to do a lot of movies to pay for all of these kids and mothers. Notting Hill 2?

36 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

But, but none of these women are crazy young?? Is he switching his MO? Was it dark? Did he forget to card the ladies? So many questions

Henriette said...

I wonder how many there really are in Europe. I bet he has quite a few and is the English version of Owen Wilson.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hugh has a SUN? Damn, that's some Dr Manhattan sperm.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Yay for the birth of a sUn!

Susan said...

I thought he was into college broads?

I can't believe this lady named her kid Hugh Grant Jr. LMAO.

Meanie Rhysie said...

:D

sandybrook said...

In the Orient sons must be suns I guess

LottaColada said...

Um, congrats?

fancyscreenname said...

ONce Hugh realized he actually doesn't have to LIVE with the kids, he was okay with fatherhood.

Lol

trudi said...

Hugh is living the Maury lifestyle.

auntliddy said...

Sloppy disorganized life. But at least he supports them.

DeeNance said...

It must burn like hell when you give birth to the sun

auntliddy said...

Wait-eho are his three children? I thought he had one and this wld make 2. I guess the firey ball of gasses(sun) doesnt count? Lol. And wasnt that painful for the mom, what with the fire and brightness and all?

Susan said...

You know, this kind of behavior really brings out the conservative in me. Yes, getting a paycheck for the kid is nice and all, but children need their fathers in their lives. It's so cavalier of both the mom and the dad to think a boatload of money will suffice. I mean if you're gonna do the whole one-night-stand or one-month-stand circuit, than take care of the birth control, damn it.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

The sUn's name hasn't been revealed. Hugh John Mungo Grant was the name on the re-registered birth certificate.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

... As the father's name

Violet said...

I've never gotten over his weedy white hairless chest in 4 weddings. Clearly has super strong swimmers though.

rajahcat said...

Why is this supposed to be ok? Go around and impregnate women with no intention of raising the kids other than paying for them? And the women apparently didn't insist on birth control or take responsibility?

Both sides are wrong here.......birth control goes both ways.....both have equal blame

The kids get the raw deal here......personal responsibility people

Vera L- said...

auntliddy said...
Sloppy disorganized life. But at least he supports them.

this.

NomNom83 said...

Hugh: If you don't want to wrap it up, at least get snipped!

The Moms: Who in their right mind has unprotected sex with Hugh Grant in this day and age?! It is public knowledge that he indulges in street hookers. And if they're *hoping* to get knocked up, well, see above.

Kristin said...

I think Lainey revealed one of Luz Hurleys kids to be his at one of her smut soirées. Or Jude Laws. I mix up my English baby daddy gossip sometimes.

Renoblondee said...

The first woman had a second kid.

Sugar said...

Karen said...

@Sugar, you did it! You birthed a sun!

Snapdragon said...

...before Hugh's other short term girlfriend Tinglan Hong gave birth to a sun.

Owie. That had to hurt!

(I know, I know, not the first to make this joke. I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF)

discoflux said...

For once someone who's slept with a famous actor has a burning sensation in the genital region NOT related to herpes.

Stepforded said...

I think it's pretty safe to say that Hugh has pots of money squirrelled away to support all these kids - he doesn't need to rush out to make a new movie or two to raise funds.

I honestly don't know what the women see in him - he seems like such a whingey, moaney sort with problems keeping his trousersnake tame.

NaughtyNurse said...

Good. I like Hugh Grant movies.

Unknown said...

Liz Hurley only has one child. He was fathered by some American bloke, who tried to deny it at the time. I think she was with HG for about 13 years until the hooker episode. Funny how she managed to stay child free in all that time. Either she or Hugh must have been taking some kind of precaution. Also strange that he is fathering all these children so late in his life.

feraltart said...

I think the girlfriend had his daughter & he quite liked it. I also think his sense of mortality may be coming into play & he is spreading his seed as they spread their legs.

anon said...
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anon said...

Unknown - Liz Hurley's baby daddy is Steven Bing (I think that's his name). The kid is the spitting image of the father. If I remember, the father denied he was the father until she had a DNA test.

And for realz! Who in their right mind would have unprotected sex with Hugh Grant?!

That being said, I do believe he sees the two kids he had with Baby Momma #1 and #2 is described as a Swedish producer but he is supporting her in a house in London so maybe he is involved in all his kids (that we know about) lives.

Karen said...

At least the Swedish producer is a lot better looking than the Chinese one night stand. He must of been really drunk to bang that one.

teresa crane said...

These sun comments are cracking me up!! Well done you guys :)

Steampunk Jazz said...
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Steampunk Jazz said...

I bow to you disco, that comment worked on so many levels...:'( ( tear of joy)